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Macclesfield Town/Manchester City. It's complicated.

I suspect that they get loads of those letters. Like football clubs who have a hundred applications for the manager's job from people who have 'taken Bromsgrove to the Champions League in Football Manager'
 

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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me..Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Truro RSPCA
 

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From that analysis it's just as well he's no doctor.

If I'd just been dragged from the sea, with my life in danger, I would certainly rather the girl with slightly tighter thighs and a willingness to blow was giving me CPR than tickling my balls.
 

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From that analysis it's just as well he's no doctor.
Oh dear, I didn't think that anyone would take this seriously.......It's a joke ffs! look at the girl on the left, do you think she swims out to sea rescuing people whilst still wearing her specs! :ffs:
 

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Oh dear, I didn't think that anyone would take this seriously.......It's a joke ffs! look at the girl on the left, do you think she swims out to sea rescuing people whilst still wearing her specs! :ffs:
Oh dear, I didn't think anyone would take Ian's response seriously.......It's a joke ffs!
 

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Macclesfield Town/Manchester City. It's complicated.
I've seen that several times on Facebook. People do it on purpose..
 

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The forecast for the next few days is looking pretty shit.

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Just noticed this is the second I've posted in a row in this thread with an Anal theme....:dk:

The joy of being sent to pick up a heavy metal band from the airport.
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