The smoking thread.

Aber gas · Nov 30, 2016

Stevencc said:
Bloody hell, she said that quick

Don't you start. I've already got Toddler running down my food and now you attacking the quality of my gifs. I need a safe space.

PaulHaddock · Nov 30, 2016

Don't really mind people smoking, except when it's in the doorway of a pub so you have walk through people blowing smoke in your face.

JaseTheVillain · Nov 30, 2016

PaulHaddock said:
Don't really mind people smoking, except when it's in the doorway of a pub so you have walk through people blowing smoke in your face.

It's cold. Find another entrance.

In all honesty, I tend to not smoke around non-smokers unless they honestly don't give a fuck (got a couple of mates who come and sit outside with about 6 of us who smoke, if they care, they have a funny way of showing it!), smoking in doorways is shit, unless they have no shelter, in which case, sorry, it doesn't cost much for a fucking canopy, go and whinge at the manager/owner.

People who want to eat outside and sit next to smokers then whinge can fuck off.
People who moan about us smoking outside in the summer, when we've still been doing it throughout the winter can fuck off.
People who smoke around kids can fuck off.
People who smoke in cars with non-smokers or kids can fuck off.
People who tut about smokers without having the bollocks to either speak up or fuck off, can fuck off.

Any more?

Aber gas · Nov 30, 2016

JaseTheVillain said:
It's cold. Find another entrance.

In all honesty, I tend to not smoke around non-smokers unless they honestly don't give a fuck (got a couple of mates who come and sit outside with about 6 of us who smoke, if they care, they have a funny way of showing it!), smoking in doorways is shit, unless they have no shelter, in which case, sorry, it doesn't cost much for a fucking canopy, go and whinge at the manager/owner.

People who want to eat outside and sit next to smokers then whinge can fuck off.
People who moan about us smoking outside in the summer, when we've still been doing it throughout the winter can fuck off.
People who smoke around kids can fuck off.
People who smoke in cars with non-smokers or kids can fuck off.
People who tut about smokers without having the bollocks to either speak up or fuck off, can fuck off.

Any more?

Yes. How do you feel about recently given up ex smokers standing outside the pub. Moving closer to get a whiff of your ciggie whilst looking at you with disgust mixed with deep and heartfelt envy?

Vanni · Nov 30, 2016

JaseTheVillain said:
It's cold. Find another entrance.

In all honesty, I tend to not smoke around non-smokers unless they honestly don't give a fuck (got a couple of mates who come and sit outside with about 6 of us who smoke, if they care, they have a funny way of showing it!), smoking in doorways is shit, unless they have no shelter, in which case, sorry, it doesn't cost much for a fucking canopy, go and whinge at the manager/owner.

People who want to eat outside and sit next to smokers then whinge can fuck off.
People who moan about us smoking outside in the summer, when we've still been doing it throughout the winter can fuck off.
People who smoke around kids can fuck off.
People who smoke in cars with non-smokers or kids can fuck off.
People who tut about smokers without having the bollocks to either speak up or fuck off, can fuck off.

Any more?

People who tut about smokers without having the bollocks to either speak up or fuck off, can fuck off.

This :thumbs:

Absolutely can't stand it.

epic73 · Dec 1, 2016

JaseTheVillain said:
People who smoke can fuck off.

JaseTheVillain · Dec 1, 2016

Aber gas said:
Yes. How do you feel about recently given up ex smokers standing outside the pub. Moving closer to get a whiff of your ciggie whilst looking at you with disgust mixed with deep and heartfelt envy?

That is more a case of pity...

Leo · Dec 1, 2016

JaseTheVillain said:
People who want to eat outside and sit next to smokers then whinge can fuck off.
People who moan about us smoking outside in the summer, when we've still been doing it throughout the winter can fuck off.
People who smoke around kids can fuck off.
People who smoke in cars with non-smokers or kids can fuck off.
People who tut about smokers without having the bollocks to either speak up or fuck off, can fuck off.

Any more?

Excellent 'Fuck Off' points Jase.

Stagat · Dec 1, 2016

JaseTheVillain said:
Any more?

People who filled ashtrays with dirty tissues could fuck off when I used to smoke.

spireite · Dec 1, 2016

Stagat said:
People who filled ashtrays with dirty tissues could fuck off when I used to smoke.

Oh God that's annoying. One part of someones brain thinks it's a good idea to put something flammable, covered in snot or w/e, in an ashtray. :eye:

Pagnell · Dec 1, 2016

spireite_uk said:
One part of someones brain thinks it's a good idea to put something flammable, covered in snot or w/e

Wank ejeculate?

mowgli · Dec 1, 2016

Stagat said:
People who filled ashtrays with dirty tissues could fuck off when I used to smoke.

And chewing gum, ugh!

mnb089mnb · Dec 1, 2016

I'll stop putting tissues in ashtrays if you stop throwing cigarette butts onto the pavement.

Yeah, you in particular.

And you!

D B Disco · Dec 2, 2016

Keep it up Aber.

I've been vaping for almost 2 years, and haven't touched (or wanted to) a ciggie in that time. Most of the time now I also use 0 nicotine vape juice.

Leo · Dec 2, 2016

D B Disco said:
Keep it up Aber.

I've been vaping for almost 2 years, and haven't touched (or wanted to) a ciggie in that time. Most of the time now I also use 0 nicotine vape juice.

when I started I was on nicotine flavour 16 & 14 mg strength....for the past 4 or 5 months I've cut down to 6mg & using Heisenberg juice, it's quite decent.

mistermagic · Dec 3, 2016

mowgli said:
I enjoy smoking and don't want to give up, i would rather stop drinking than smoking but each to their own.

I reckon you're in a minority there. I'd much, much rather give up smoking than drinking.

TractorBoys · Dec 3, 2016

I've pretty much given up these days, down to a a handful a day at the very most and that's just force of habbit rather than physical addiction IMO... as I'm now completely off the drink & drugs I imagine I'll kick the habbit completely within the next month or so, barring any relapse.

JaseTheVillain · Dec 5, 2016

mistermagic said:
I reckon you're in a minority there. I'd much, much rather give up smoking than drinking.

Nah, I'm with him. I enjoy a drink, but I enjoy a smoke far more.

Vanni · Dec 5, 2016

Yeah me too. Smoking over drinking anytime anyday.

Stevencc · Dec 5, 2016

I gave up smoking and never looked back while booze still has its claws around me to this day.

Booze wins.

johnnytodd · Dec 5, 2016

i went out around Whitchurch the other night on the ale and i never smoked 1........just had one to celebrate that though so not sure if im a winner or not.

spireite · Dec 5, 2016

Stevencc said:
I gave up smoking and never looked back while booze still has its claws around me to this day.

Booze wins.

It's not a claw. More, a smooth gentle caress. And you love it.

Abertawe · Dec 5, 2016

I won't be smoking too much longer. I want to live as long as possible. I will probably quit once weed is legalised or I move to Canada, whichever happens first.

JaseTheVillain · Dec 5, 2016

Weed won't be legalised in this country for a good while, too many people in parliament still have very backwards views about it.

Abertawe · Dec 5, 2016

I think it'll happen within a decade now mhra have classified it as medicinal. Now means the likes of Bedrocan & others can lobby the fuck out of whichever government to get them selling their shit. I can't imagine it'll go mainstream in the sense the local off licence stocks barneys farm cookie kush but it'll definitely be available on NHS prescription soon enough. Guarantee there will be stories in the paper of some dear bemoaning that she can't get the next level sativa shit that her sister gets because she's got a different postcode.

johnnytodd · Dec 5, 2016

Abertawe said:
I won't be smoking too much longer. I want to live as long as possible. I will probably quit once weed is legalised or I move to Canada, whichever happens first.

I said similar in 1995, your fucked.

Luc@ · Dec 5, 2016

I only smoke weed. :bg1:

Bentos · Jun 20, 2017

Wisdom tooth removed, advice sheet says I can't have a fag for a week. What the frig do I do here?!

Stagat · Jun 20, 2017

See it as an opportunity to try quitting.

Bentos · Jun 20, 2017

Fair response, but I have no intention of quitting right now. I haven't smoked since Sunday night, and I'd rather be given pity than praise right now.

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