You Know You're a Non-League Team When...

Luke Imp · May 8, 2017

For the Orient and 'Pool fans.

Luke Imp · May 8, 2017

You find yourself applauding a near completed 10 yard pass because it was a better effort than the previous 386 attempts the player made.

White Army · May 8, 2017

You find yourself at a park with a few seats around it on a Tuesday night questioning your life choices.

FGRJC · May 8, 2017

When lincoln are considered a big club.

Pablosammy · May 8, 2017

When the food is more interesting than the football.

Monkey Tennis · May 8, 2017

When the half-time raffle prize is a second-hand PlayStation 2

Richard Cranium · May 8, 2017

When Daryl Clare scores against you.

Meadow · May 8, 2017

Richard Cranium said:
When Daryl Clare scores against you.

GuiseleySteve · May 8, 2017

When you share the terraces with dogs - in fancy dress

Look Out There Are Llamas · May 8, 2017

When teams you've sent essentially a reserve side and trialists to play in pre-season friendlies are now considered local(ish) derby(ish).

LeWhites · May 8, 2017

When you tell people who you support and they ask "but who is your proper team?"

Imp in Branston · May 8, 2017

FGRJC said:
When lincoln are considered a big club.

When said club has been in the same non league scrap 19 seasons on the trot.

Pablosammy · May 8, 2017

GuiseleySteve said:
When you share the terraces with dogs - in fancy dress

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Seeing that was of of the funniest moments of my season!

Imp in Branston · May 8, 2017

You average less than 3 figures for away attendances.

Silver Stone · May 8, 2017

When you listen to relegated ex-Football League sides think the Conference is real non-league.

Murphy · May 8, 2017

When you spend more time trying to get yourself out of Forest Green than you do watching the football.

Meadow · May 8, 2017

When BELTS* ask "who or what is (insert name of step 3 club here)?"

*Bitter Ex League Twats

Murphy · May 8, 2017

You can have the second weekend in December to do your Christmas shopping because it's FA Trophy day.

Forza Imps · May 8, 2017

LeWhites said:
When you tell people who you support and they ask "but who is your proper team?"

Kin hell this happened to me and my brother in Liverpool St Spoons before a game once. Sunderland fans, thought they'd know better.

Pablosammy · May 8, 2017

Silver Stone said:
When you listen to relegated ex-Football League sides think the Conference is real non-league.

You mean there are leagues BELOW this?!

Luke Imp · May 8, 2017

When your strike force is Richard Pacquette and Jefferson Louis.

EnglishRed · May 8, 2017

When you look across at the away end and NO-ONE HAS COME

http://metro.co.uk/2010/09/27/conference-club-histon-take-no-away-fans-to-wrexham-525655/

Harrier94 · May 8, 2017

Pablosammy said:
You mean there are leagues BELOW this?!

Shocking isn't it. And PROPER football clubs like Halifax*, Darlington and Stockport are stuck in them.

*subject to next weekend

Master D · May 8, 2017

When you keep signing alcoholic creative midfielders on short term deals because ON THEIR DAY they're a class above anyone in the league.

Luke Imp · May 8, 2017

When you come across Boring Wood.

Sparrow · May 8, 2017

When people think the standard of this league is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.

Master D · May 8, 2017

When you realise Bromley is a tough place to go and that you'd be happy with a point.

Chris FGR · May 8, 2017

When the leagues TOP STARS are lured away to Barnet in exchange for Sam Muggleton.

Sparrow said:
When people think the standard of this league is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.

Until you produce a 1000 word essay that proves otherwise, Belmont has you beat on that one.

This season has seen a FUTURE ~~SOUTHEND~~ ENGLAND MANAGER managing in the division, and TWO clubs with 10k plus gates fight specatacularly for the title.

Bendubz · May 8, 2017

When you reach your highest ever division and STILL have to play Boring Wood.

Mark kavanagh · May 8, 2017

Hearing away supporters saying ' wow that stand is massive'

Being genuinely interested in the Chorley v Salford score

Listening to a certain team over celebrate coz they have knocked you out the fa cup then patronise you when you warn them that the fixture pile up may cost them their play off place

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