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Nainggolan and Neymar:

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Great shout there Dirk, not sure anyone will beat that tbh!
 

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They both have the same "what the fuck is this c*** doing pointing a camera in my face?" expression.
 

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Nainggolan and Neymar don't look anything alike to me.
 

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OK, not a "Doppelgänger" Post but one of Marcel Schmelzer (actual Captain of Borussia Dortmund). In the summer break he enjoys himself being an Ultra-groupie of German Pop Singer Helene Fischer.



In case you don't know the woman:

 

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OK, not a "Doppelgänger" Post but one of Marcel Schmelzer (actual Captain of Borussia Dortmund). In the summer break he enjoys himself being an Ultra-groupie of German Pop Singer Helene Fischer.

It was only a matter of time before we moved on to general lookalikes. Mesut Ozil is a dead ringer for Marty Feldman.
 

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These two look similar but played for fierce rivals on the International stage...

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Fierce rivals with the Netherlands? Back in their time, maybe. But nowadays you can't have a rivalry with a country that doesn't even qualify for the Euro when nearly everybody else qualifies :D

Or do you mean the rivalry between Bayern and ManU at that time?
 

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Fierce rivals with the Netherlands? Back in their time, maybe. But nowadays you can't have a rivalry with a country that doesn't even qualify for the Euro when nearly everybody else qualifies :D

Or do you mean the rivalry between Bayern and ManU at that time?

Wasn't aware of any Bayern/Man Utd rivalry. Fair point on the Dutch. Shhhh she gets enough grief off me about not qualifying :ohy:

I remember Jancker specifically as he scored your goal to give you a 1-0 lead against us Dirk, back in 2001. It sticks in my mind for some reason. Can't think why...:pmsl:
 

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I remember Jancker specifically as he scored your goal to give you a 1-0 lead against us Dirk, back in 2001. It sticks in my mind for some reason. Can't think why...:pmsl:
:D. Yes I know. It's the same with the bloody Austrians. They've won once, in 1978 at the World Cup and til this date they are always mentioning this match. Once they beat their big Brother in an official match. Doesn't matter that they didn't win anything important afterwards...
 

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Yes I know. It's the same with the bloody Austrians. They've won once, in 1978 at the World Cup and til this date they are always mentioning this match. Once they beat their big Brother in an official match. Doesn't matter that they didn't win anything important afterwards...

Not quite the same Dirk. We comfortably beat you in March. We even give you a two goal start. Germany gets it right for the tournaments, we don't do tournaments :lol: That said. I don't fancy our chances in the next one with Southgate in charge.
 

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Not quite the same Dirk. We comfortably beat you in March. We even give you a two goal start. Germany gets it right for the tournaments, we don't do tournaments :lol:

This match was only a bluff. We showed with the 2-0 that we could easily win this if we want to. But because it was only a friendly and we are a friendly host, we let you back in the game and even win it. So you could feel good and even make yourself thinking about doing good at the Euro. But because you are England and tournaments (except one) aren't your expertise you were out against the mighty Icelanders and right back on your tiny little island to vote for the EU Referendum (yes, even the unskilled workers of the Three Lions were allowed to vote). :D
 

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This match was only a bluff. We showed with the 2-0 that we could easily win this if we want to. But because it was only a friendly and we are a friendly host, we let you back in the game and even win it. So you could feel good and even make yourself thinking about doing good at the Euro. But because you are England and tournaments (except one) aren't your expertise you were out against the mighty Icelanders and right back on your tiny little island to vote for the EU Referendum (yes, even the unskilled workers of the Three Lions were allowed to vote). :D

Now, now Dirk. I am only winding you up. You are quite correct though we are useless in tournaments.

Iceland was hilarious and to be expected to be honest. Too much arrogance and not enough pride in the shirt. Deserved what we got again. Nothing.
There is an irony in being out English footballed by another team.

All the same it is always nice to beat you in Germany.

All the best for New Year btw. Just noticed you're a Hamburger SV fan. Our Rouwen Hennings started off with your club. On loan at Dusseldorf this season.
 

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Now, now Dirk. I am only winding you up.

I know and I like that ;).

You are quite correct though we are useless in tournaments.
I wasn't quite correct, the Three Lions weren't out of the Euro right in time for the EU Referendum. It was a few days later, so the UK voted out and the Three Lions followed the will of the UK citizens :D

All the same it is always nice to beat you in Germany.

And we like it vice versa in Wembley

All the best for New Year btw. Just noticed you're a Hamburger SV fan. Our Rouwen Hennings started off with your club. On loan at Dusseldorf this season.

I liked him although his HSV Days are long gone (later he even played for St.Pauli, sacrilege ;) ). Tbh I still think that his transfer to Burnley was a mistake (nothing against Burnley of course, as one of the founder members of the football league I like the club). He has done great at Karlsruhe but after they failed in the relegation playoffs (thank god) against HSV he wanted the change.
 

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