TFF Survivor: China

[Steady]

I bid...

















ONE MILLION DOLLARS

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[Techno Natch]

I think most of the people who saw my post in the shoutbox the other day about my health are playing Survivor so this is probably the best thread to post in.

I'm having my tonsils removed in the next 2-3 weeks and they'll be tested at the lab for cancer or anything else sinister. The scan/camera can't determine much other than the shape being abnormal. On the plus side, the consultant today said his alarm bells weren't ringing but it did look very unusual. Here's hoping that if it is anything nasty, it gets all cut out anyway.

On another note, it's an in and out operation so don't you bastards dare think of voting me off Survivor because 'I won't have time'. I'll be signed off work for a bit as I'll be unable to talk so this will be my procrastination. Basically, if you vote me off, you're upsetting an ill person. YEAH! Think about that.

Good luck mate!

 

[last request]

6 coins has been bid by Oaf, going once....

 

[Magic]

I hope Oaf is going to pass those cough sweets onto Lee...

 

[last request]

Going twice...

 

[last request]

Sold!

 

[Oaf]

NICE!

Hm. Upon opening it and unraveling the small piece of paper inside, it seems to be some kind of a message, consisting of only two words. It reads:

Rammy smells.

Interesting. Interesting indeed.

 

[last request]

LR: Congrats Oaf, you have won the sealed bottle containing parchment!

Oaf opens the bottle and takes out the parchment. Before he unravels it though he notices some writing on the outside:

"The message inside must be read aloud at the end of the auction, and not before!"

Everyone below has 20 coins unless specified.

Oaf - 12 coins
Bottega Don
Cardsfan
HarvSFC
SUTSS
Magic
Steady
Leewilson
This Charming Mike
Stagat

Next item up for sale is the Guitar. Who wants to bid?

 

[Bottega Don]

1 coin

 

[Oaf]

2 coins and a shirt signed by Emile Heskey :hesk:

 

[Bottega Don]

3 coins ffs

 

[Oaf]

4 coins ffs

 

[SUTSS]

4 coins

 

[Oaf]

ME'D

 

[Leewilson]

I hope Oaf is going to pass those cough sweets onto Lee...

A new tonsil would be welcomed.

 

[last request]

High bid is from Oaf, and is 4 coins.

Going once.....

 

[Bottega Don]

5 coins ffs

I want to use this Guitar to go all Jeff Jarrett on you

 

[Oaf]

Oi, I want the Guitar to go all Honky Tonk Man on you.

HTM > JJ

6 coins.

 

[last request]

OAF'd

 

[Oaf]

OAF'D

 

[last request]

Oaf is now the high bidder once again, going once....

going twice....

 

[Magic]

Oaf with the Peter Ridsdale mentality here.

 

[Oaf]

OI. I saw that edit. Now it looks like my OAF'D was double OAF'D. That's not cool man.

 

[last request]

Sold!

 

[Oaf]

 

[last request]

Oaf, You have won a guitar! You might be able to provide some entertainment for your fellow castaways around the camp fire now but unfortunately this item will not help you in any future immunity challenges.

Everyone below has 20 coins unless specified.

Oaf - 6 coins
Bottega Don
Cardsfan
HarvSFC
SUTSS
Magic
Steady
Leewilson
This Charming Mike
Stagat

Next item up for sale is the Green sealed bottle containing parchment. Who wants to bid?

 

[Magic]

1 coin

 

[Bottega Don]

1 coin

fuck off oaf don't do this again

 

[Bottega Don]

2 coins then

 

[Magic]

3 you little c***