The shit strikers thread

Jerry

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Tim Sills.
He was great for loads of other clubs (Aldershot, for example), but for us, he was as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
Most definitely not a shit striker. His record at this level with us and Aldershot speaks for itself.

Unfortunately he never could manage the step up to League football despite several attempts.
 

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Not sure, away at the moment so wasn't there. Just going off the fact that he scored.
Ah well he did okay - need to see the highlights as to why he chickened out of the chance. Could have had a hat-trick today.
Harrison was still a bit useless though.
 

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The Quigley miss today is maybe the worst miss I have ever seen. He's absolute box office.
I've not seen it yet. Where will i find it? I need to torture myself a little bit further.
 

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I've not seen it yet. Where will i find it? I need to torture myself a little bit further.
I just saw it on the BT highlights show. The rest of your team couldn't believe it.

Suspect it'll be put up on YouTube before long. Just the miss I mean, not the whole highlights.
 

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I just saw it on the BT highlights show. The rest of your team couldn't believe it.

Suspect it'll be put up on YouTube before long. Just the miss I mean, not the whole highlights.
I have this horrible feeling that Taylor is going to persist with him out of stubbornness. It would be such a Taylor thing to do.
 

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I can't for the life of me remember if it's been asked on here before, but whenever they show highlights from the Shay, the stands are always empty. Anyone, just on the off chance like, know why this is?
 

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Scott is 10 times the player his brother Joe is, he should be nowhere near this thread.

Anyone would have struggled in that relegation-threatened Halifax side last season.
 

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The left back attempt at a tackle was pretty pathetic too.
My favourite part is the bit where all of Quigley's teammates realise how shite he is. Expecting Angelo Balanta to have handed in a transfer request going by his reaction.
 

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