The Weather Thread

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Yet more good news for the residents of Wells!

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

This weather is shit.

 

[Leo]

Far too hot to do any outdoor work....sitting in the shade listening to Absolute Classic Rock....few ciders chilling at the moment for later.

 

[mowgli]

Far too hot to do any outdoor work....sitting in the shade listening to Absolute Classic Rock....few ciders chilling at the moment for later.

Ooh you fucking tease Cider and sun go together like salt and vinegar on chips.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

This weather is shit.

Alright, Pagnell

 

[mowgli]

Fuck it i had a topless sunbathe earlier drinking local cider,why am i such a twat? Bloody hell it hurts i think i'll call it a Mowgli moment No doubt they'll be more stupidity during the summer but i love a sunbathe especially when i've had a few.

 

[Leo]

Fuck it i had a topless sunbathe earlier drinking local cider,why am i such a twat? Bloody hell it hurts i think i'll call it a Mowgli moment No doubt they'll be more stupidity during the summer but i love a sunbathe especially when i've had a few.

I just can't do it any more Mowgs. Used to love sitting out the back in the sun with a pile of chilled tinnies. I love the good weather.......as long as I am able to sit in the shade.

 

[claret50]

18c & raining here, but then it is Winter.

 

[Leo]

Normal shit resumed on Saturday and is still fucking loitering about!

 

[johnnytodd]

Wish these mossies would fuck off, bit to fuck

 

[SALTIRE]

Normal shit resumed on Saturday and is still fucking loitering about!

We had lightning on Saturday, but was out on Sunday and it was great. Fine today also for my walk later.

 

[mowgli]

Got fucking soaked this morning as i didn't wear a jacket after the local news said it would be dry today so i hate the bitch that lied to me.

 

[Leo]

usual shit..................again! Looks like the only thing that will be accomplished today will be my no.1 all over haircut and beard trim.

 

[mowgli]

Boiling hot here today i even have my shorts on,it's not pretty but i'm an old cnut so what the hell!

 

[Indian Dan]

usual shit..................again! Looks like the only thing that will be accomplished today will be my no.1 all over haircut and beard trim.

Brazilian?

 

[SALTIRE]

usual shit..................again! Looks like the only thing that will be accomplished today will be my no.1 all over haircut and beard trim.

Me too, once I come back from my flashing, er, I mean walk.

 

[Stevencc]

I was reading a book about meditation in the garden with my shirt off today.

I must have looked like a right c***.

 

[Aber gas]

I was reading a book about meditation in the garden with my shirt off today.

I must have looked like a right c***.

I was sat in the park on my lunch break in a vest, vaping and reading a book about the cultural relevance of bespoke kitchen knives.
I win.

 

[Leo]

Me too, once I come back from my flashing, er, I mean walk.

love it....honesty is the best policy mate.....get it out in the open I say.......

 

[claret50]

Some light hearted relief from all the gloom & doom of late.

Nicola Sturgeon attacked England last night for sweltering under a heatwave while Scotland makes do with second-rate weather.

Muffled against seasonal heavy winds, low clouds and driving sleet, Sturgeon addressed a political meeting in Oban yesterday to draw attention to “this grotesque meteorological inequality.”

“Some of those English degrees of heat should belong to Scotland,” she told a shivering, dripping audience.

“We’ve all seen those pictures of the decadent English basking on hot, sandy beaches and enjoying temperatures of thirty degrees or more,” she said, holding up a newspaper

“Even the name of the newspaper, The ‘Sun’, is a deliberate provocation,” she added, looking at the front page.

“Many people in Scotland have never seen the sun.”

And Sturgeon told reporters she would be unremitting in her claims for fairness.

“A free Scotland would demand an immediate and equitable redistribution of temperature,” she said.

But commentators doubt whether Ms Sturgeon’s latest initiative will gain her sufficient support to make up for election losses.

“We like the weather as it is up here,” one audience member told us.

“It keeps the English out.”

 

[mistermagic]

There's a weather alarm so that old people must be careful and try not to do die this week. Temperatures will reach 37 degrees in Paris and it will stay like that until Friday. Good thing I took the week off. Or not. I can't go running/cycling with this weather, I'll catch an insolation or some shit.

Yes, I despise this weather too. The Sahara desert giving us some taste of what's it like down there. Looks horrible.

 

[Leo]

Some light hearted relief from all the gloom & doom of late.

Nicola Sturgeon attacked England last night for sweltering under a heatwave while Scotland makes do with second-rate weather.

Muffled against seasonal heavy winds, low clouds and driving sleet, Sturgeon addressed a political meeting in Oban yesterday to draw attention to “this grotesque meteorological inequality.”

“Some of those English degrees of heat should belong to Scotland,” she told a shivering, dripping audience.

“We’ve all seen those pictures of the decadent English basking on hot, sandy beaches and enjoying temperatures of thirty degrees or more,” she said, holding up a newspaper

“Even the name of the newspaper, The ‘Sun’, is a deliberate provocation,” she added, looking at the front page.

“Many people in Scotland have never seen the sun.”

And Sturgeon told reporters she would be unremitting in her claims for fairness.

“A free Scotland would demand an immediate and equitable redistribution of temperature,” she said.

But commentators doubt whether Ms Sturgeon’s latest initiative will gain her sufficient support to make up for election losses.

“We like the weather as it is up here,” one audience member told us.

“It keeps the English out.”

....How very realistic. Just about pished myself.

 

[SALTIRE]

Some light hearted relief from all the gloom & doom of late.

Nicola Sturgeon attacked England last night for sweltering under a heatwave while Scotland makes do with second-rate weather.

Muffled against seasonal heavy winds, low clouds and driving sleet, Sturgeon addressed a political meeting in Oban yesterday to draw attention to “this grotesque meteorological inequality.”

“Some of those English degrees of heat should belong to Scotland,” she told a shivering, dripping audience.

“We’ve all seen those pictures of the decadent English basking on hot, sandy beaches and enjoying temperatures of thirty degrees or more,” she said, holding up a newspaper

“Even the name of the newspaper, The ‘Sun’, is a deliberate provocation,” she added, looking at the front page.

“Many people in Scotland have never seen the sun.”

And Sturgeon told reporters she would be unremitting in her claims for fairness.

“A free Scotland would demand an immediate and equitable redistribution of temperature,” she said.

But commentators doubt whether Ms Sturgeon’s latest initiative will gain her sufficient support to make up for election losses.

“We like the weather as it is up here,” one audience member told us.

“It keeps the English out.”

As for that last line, unfortunately it doesn't.

 

[SALTIRE]

....How very realistic. Just about pished myself.

Just get your valet to sort it out old chap.

 

[mowgli]

It's too hot for even me to go outside today Christ i'm sweating just typing this post

 

[Skinner]

Working outside in it all day is an absolute killer, I didn't even have the energy to stop off for a pint on the way home

 

[SALTIRE]

Been pishing of rain here today but cooler and thankful for it.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

This weather is fucking crap. Like genuinely dreadful. How can any of you eejits like this shit. It's fucking dreadful. Like actually shit. Mother Nature is a c***.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

^silly pasty part-Irish Andean camelid fool


(i did have to get on a delayed commuter train home from London today and it was rather horrendous)

 

[Stevencc]

Just waltzed to Tesco in my shorts at 21:30.

What a novelty.