worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Gillingham match (played them 11 times at home since '77; W5 D1 L5) is Darren England, 30, from Barnsley. Third season as FL ref. Has the same job as our ref for Shrewsbury - referee development trainee - and he was so wonderful, wasn't he. Very posh chap is Darren, and has the dreadfully plummy upper class accent that's so prevalent among today's refs. I mean, what fucking nursery rhymes did their hideous parents sing to them? Mary Had A Little Lamborghini? Row Row Your Yacht? The Wheels On The Ducati? God, I fucking hate these snobby stuck-up bastards.
Reffed Wombles 3 times & was also the fourth official at Wombley; 2-1 win v Accies in Jan '15 (1Y); 2-1 win v Grecians in August 15 (2Y), & the terrible 3-2 home loss to Yeovil in Jan (2Y), the game which ended Shea's Womble career for 9 months. Never reffed Gills. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 30 games last season he gave 97Y & 6R - average.
AnagramWatch; Darren England = Langer and Nerd. Dang Renal Nerd. Grand Renal End.
KettleWatch; Off to Whaddon Road the for the Cheltenham v Luton game. Just the 3 pens & 5Y in the Chesterfield v Gills game on Tuesday night, so that's 21Y, 2R & 5 pens in his 4 games back. He's now second in the 'fouls given' league already, having done fewest games. I swear to God this prick sprang out of the womb brandishing a fucking card.
Reffed Wombles 3 times & was also the fourth official at Wombley; 2-1 win v Accies in Jan '15 (1Y); 2-1 win v Grecians in August 15 (2Y), & the terrible 3-2 home loss to Yeovil in Jan (2Y), the game which ended Shea's Womble career for 9 months. Never reffed Gills. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 30 games last season he gave 97Y & 6R - average.
AnagramWatch; Darren England = Langer and Nerd. Dang Renal Nerd. Grand Renal End.
KettleWatch; Off to Whaddon Road the for the Cheltenham v Luton game. Just the 3 pens & 5Y in the Chesterfield v Gills game on Tuesday night, so that's 21Y, 2R & 5 pens in his 4 games back. He's now second in the 'fouls given' league already, having done fewest games. I swear to God this prick sprang out of the womb brandishing a fucking card.