Match Day Wombles v Gills

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RefWatch; Ref for Gillingham match (played them 11 times at home since '77; W5 D1 L5) is Darren England, 30, from Barnsley. Third season as FL ref. Has the same job as our ref for Shrewsbury - referee development trainee - and he was so wonderful, wasn't he. Very posh chap is Darren, and has the dreadfully plummy upper class accent that's so prevalent among today's refs. I mean, what fucking nursery rhymes did their hideous parents sing to them? Mary Had A Little Lamborghini? Row Row Your Yacht? The Wheels On The Ducati? God, I fucking hate these snobby stuck-up bastards.

Reffed Wombles 3 times & was also the fourth official at Wombley; 2-1 win v Accies in Jan '15 (1Y); 2-1 win v Grecians in August 15 (2Y), & the terrible 3-2 home loss to Yeovil in Jan (2Y), the game which ended Shea's Womble career for 9 months. Never reffed Gills. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 30 games last season he gave 97Y & 6R - average.

AnagramWatch; Darren England = Langer and Nerd. Dang Renal Nerd. Grand Renal End.
KettleWatch; Off to Whaddon Road the for the Cheltenham v Luton game. Just the 3 pens & 5Y in the Chesterfield v Gills game on Tuesday night, so that's 21Y, 2R & 5 pens in his 4 games back. He's now second in the 'fouls given' league already, having done fewest games. I swear to God this prick sprang out of the womb brandishing a fucking card.
 

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We've had 2 Kettle occurrences in the past week, hopefully that's us done with him for a while. Just the 3 penalties on tuesday, only 1 of which actually was.

Looking forward to saturday. Lots of crossover between the two clubs over the last 5 or so years, there must be 20 players who've turned out for both of us over that time. We're still crippled with injuries with 'just' the 11 out on tuesday night, so I wonder how many of those will be back or how many kids we'll call upon again. Having said that, we still have a good base 11 to work with so I'd be disappointed if we didn't win this really.

Nelson
Ehmer - Deji - Pask
Wagstaff - Byrne - Oldaker - List
Dack - Knott
JET
Hadler, Dickenson, Jackson, Wright, Osadebe, McDonald and Donnelly on the bench.

3-1 Gills.
 

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Could really do with all 3 points from this game.
Happily take the draw, not losing can become a good habit.

2-2.
 

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How can the ref have a 'plummy upper class accent' and come from Barnsley? Contradiction in terms surely.:hypo:
 

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Easiest game all season. The gills looked totally disinterested.
 

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Horrendous. Wombles play a certain style of football where they know they may not be the most skillful so they need to have higher effort levels to win games, and god was that a case in point today.

Injury list is one excuse but fuck me, that was painful.
 

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What style is that then? Effective? I thought we were decent today. Our left back took the piss constantly.
 

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It's quite old school. Get it forward early to a big man, bust a gut to win the second ball and play high up the pitch that way. It's effective certainly. Not knocking it at all, it's what we did for years under Pulis. We had a selection of kids/lazy bastards/midgets in our side today who weren't willing to win the physical battle and we got fuck all like we deserved.

I must say I don't remember your left back in particular, but seeing as we were playing a central midfield kid on the right hand side on his own, it's no surprise you got joy down the left.

For all that we were shit and deserved to lose, we did gift you both goals. Nelson had nothing else to do other than pick the ball out the net, and your keeper had about as much to do in the 90. Didn't see what Donnelly did to get sent off mind, if anyone could enlighten me that'd be great!
 

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Didn't see what Donnelly did to get sent off mind, if anyone could enlighten me that'd be great!

Apparently he gave the middle finger to the family stand. Then did similar to the ref when he sent him off.
 

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Gillingham must hate playing us on 1st of October.
Must say, they rather handled that game to us on a plate. Horrendous back pass followed by a totally needless penalty.
Done strange decisions by the ref, but not complaining much with the 3 points in the bag.

1 defeat in 7 games now, just the touch of stability we needed after losing our first 3 games.
 

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Yeah I wouldn't be surprised is Donnely gets a healthy ban for that gesture, and doing it again to the referees back.

If I were the manager I wouldn't be playing him again any time soon, even if he doesn't get a ban, complete idiocy.

Having said that the Gills really gifted us this game with 1 horrendous passback, 1 stupid challenge in the box when the ball wasn't even near the incident, and a hot head getting himself sent off when chasing the game.

Gillingham been overachieving this season?
 

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Not sure how we can be overachieving in 12th....

We do have a ridiculous injury list which is one way of explaining the problems. Our 'Unavailable XI' is:

Bond
Jackson - Morris - Cargill - Garmston
Wagstaff - Hessenthaler (perfectly fit, but the manager won't play him) - Dack - Martin
McDonald - Quigley
That side would be challenging up the top of the league. Yesterday was a mixture of kids, midgets and the lazy bastard that is JET. Against a team with a giraffe up front we were always on a hiding to nothing unfortunately.

I'm not sure Edinburgh will be here at Christmas. Not that I want him gone necessarily, just a hunch.
 

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