Your Life

[The Mustard Tiger]

I'm now the proud father of a beautiful baby girl! She was born yesterday and I'm just thrilled to bits to have her. I'll be honest though, the whole process up to the child being born was horrific. Whilst babies are awesome, the build up really isn't.

 

[mowgli]

I'm now the proud father of a beautiful baby girl! She was born yesterday and I'm just thrilled to bits to have her. I'll be honest though, the whole process up to the child being born was horrific. Whilst babies are awesome, the build up really isn't.

Congratulations mate i hope all goes well with your daughter and she shows you she is worth all that you and your missus have been through to bring her into the world.

 

[claret50]

Congratulations to you & your wife on the birth of your Daughter.

 

[Leo]

I'm now the proud father of a beautiful baby girl! She was born yesterday and I'm just thrilled to bits to have her. I'll be honest though, the whole process up to the child being born was horrific. Whilst babies are awesome, the build up really isn't.

Excellent news....I think a celebratory bag of chips is called for.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

Funny you mention the celebratory bag of chips as I did go to the chippy that evening! And they were bloody good too!

 

[Abertawe]

What the heck is a bag of chips?

 

[mnb089mnb]

I'm now the proud father of a beautiful baby girl! She was born yesterday and I'm just thrilled to bits to have her. I'll be honest though, the whole process up to the child being born was horrific. Whilst babies are awesome, the build up really isn't.

Even the conception?

 

[Leo]

What the heck is a bag of chips?

Seriously.....you don't get them in your neck of the woods ?...ffs.

Go into a chippy.....ask for a bag of chips....walk out with your chips.

They may not use a bag mind ye....

 

[sl1k]

Even the conception?

Could be IVF, which isn't particularly interesting. (If you know what I mean hur hur hur)

This is all speculation ofcourse.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

Even the conception?

Well that part was a laugh. I just hope she doesn't want to go for round two anytime soon. I couldn't think of anything more off putting than a screaming baby whilst doing the deed.

 

[Leo]

Well that part was a laugh. I just hope she doesn't want to go for round two anytime soon. I couldn't think of anything more off putting than a screaming baby whilst doing the deed.

not considered sexy as 'sex toys' but...............you could always give ear muffs a try mate.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

not considered sexy as 'sex toys' but...............you could always give ear muffs a try mate.

That might just work. I do have some ear plugs I can use as well. And they definitely are ear plugs and not meant for anything else!

 

[eightiesrobin]

Well that part was a laugh. I just hope she doesn't want to go for round two anytime soon. I couldn't think of anything more off putting than a screaming baby whilst doing the deed.

Probably won't have to worry about that.

 

[epic73]

Applied for 4 schools in January, got into 1, waitlisted for 2, rejected by one.

 

[epic73]

UPDATE: I got a $6000 scholarship for the one I got into!

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

What's "schools"? College? Hope you're choosing on the basis of best Saturday afternoons in the fall.

 

[epic73]

What's "schools"? College? Hope you're choosing on the basis of best Saturday afternoons in the fall.

Not yet, in America we have 4 schools: Preschool (3-5 yrs old), elementary (5-11 yrs old), middle (11-14 yrs old), and high school (14-uni). I skipped a grade, so that's why I'm ending middle school at age 13.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I skipped a grade.

#humblebrag

 

[CityBoy99]

Another two hours done on my sleeve tattoo today

 

[mowgli]

Another two hours done on my sleeve tattoo today

How much is a sleeve nowadays?

 

[CityBoy99]

How much is a sleeve nowadays?

I'm paying £70 ph currently had about 13 hours done with about another 4 to go

 

[Renegade]

£1190.

 

[CityBoy99]

£1190.

Yep hence why so far its taken 16 months ha ha

 

[Indian Dan]

Chav

 

[CityBoy99]

12 fingers

 

[Indian Dan]

Number one grandson born this evening. Welcome to a life of misery being a Swindon fan, Monty Joshua.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Named after the Field Marshall. #nicetouch

 

[Indian Dan]

Named after the Field Marshall. #nicetouch

It was either that or Rommel!

 

[mowgli]

Number one grandson born this evening. Welcome to a life of misery being a Swindon fan, Monty Joshua.

Congrats mate and i like his name.

 

[ShropshireLad]

Right, so erm.

My life is working a 44 hour week, and being expected to rectify the shitheap my 3 kids to the house into when I get in because the Mrs has ' Had it all day'