Recent content by The Iron

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Excellent win. Hopefully the first of many titles for him.

Dog Soldiers (2002) A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness. 8/10

Scarborough will be 5pts clear tonight, although they have played quite a few more games than most other teams. Currently winning 3-0 at home to Buxton.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

It's easy enough to spot Hodgson, Pellegrini, Mourinho and Warnock but fuck knows about the others lol

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and...