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More penalties conceded than any club in Europe where the data exists, you’ll never sing that.

It looks like every League Two ever. No disrespect to Stockport, Wrexham and Stags (well, maybe a little bit), but they're hardly any more or less tinpot than Carlisle and Port Vale. Fleetwood obviously are, but then MK, Crawley or Barrow might go up yet.

Still mad to me that the old FA Trophy compromise of letting the teams agree to settle it in 90 minutes has never been brought in. Even at our level a replay feels completely pointless between two League Two teams (or even most of League One), but they're so important when it's a mismatched tie.

Only been the 44 goals in our 6 games against the four relegation contenders, and the reverse fixture was a 5-4 loss. Lump on over 7.5 goals.

Interesting snippet from our chief executive on a podcast today around us 'announcing our season ticket prices on 29 April'. It's a bit of a weird thing to do to wait so long when we know what league we're going to be in (and realistically have done for a couple of months), I've got a bit of a...

Fancy you lot opening day, kick things off with a ten all draw.

Ashby-Hammond isn’t as bad as the other two but he’s nowhere near good enough IMO. He’s basically had the fortune of none of his fuck ups really having led to a goal yet.

I honestly don't think it's rocket science, we need Palmer back and a new goalkeeper and defence. There's nothing we can do with what we currently have - the players you'd need to fix what's wrong aren't in our squad currently.

Crowley's a quality footballer but is only ever going to work in a team that plays like us I think, there's a reason he's having the best season of his career.

Baldwin is the most annoying Notts player I have ever seen. He is a functioning brain away from playing two leagues higher than this, but we are going to have to release him. The lad’s got everything you could want for a centre back other than the ability to concentrate when it’s easy and he’s...

Of all the annoying things tonight, Evans getting a start and looking good after his contribution to our season last year of arriving on loan, missing a succession of open goals and then getting recalled… was up there.

Might’ve woken us up. Baldwin bless him is at his most dangerous (to us) when he feels like there’s no danger.

I have to say Maynard’s ‘neither were penalties but who the fuck cares we’d have lost anyway’ comment was both correct and very funny, so fair play there at least.

To be fair you should’ve had eight, we were just the better team until Langstaff missed an open goal at 0-0 haha. Then we were like nah.

Fair play to Stockport, rode their lucky a bit early when we dominated and then clinical when their chances came. I’ve never left a game that early before but I went at half time. Thing that did me was Baldwin kicking the ball out of play at 0-3 because Wootton went down holding his foot, just...

Notts County 23/24.

They changed the rules again last summer - the EFL can now sponsor the visa applications for two (or possibly three, can't remember) overseas players for each club.

Unlikely - we play Stockport tomorrow and I would be surprised if it finished 0-0. Or indeed anywhere south of 2-2.

Even we’ve not attempted to play Crowley at wing back. At least not yet.

Excuse me, the joint best attack in the division. At least until you get acquainted with our defence tomorrow.