1FF End of season stats

[Impish]

Well it's been a long old season for all, with the play offs still to come for some (thanks Flitcroft).

There's been some number crunching going on in the background all season and sone of the stats make for interesting reading...




12. Amount of times fish changed his mind about wanting Slade out.

34. Number of times BlackHaddock called me a tosser.

1. Bedroom flat the Radfords will have to move into next season.

367. Amount of times Adamstag mentioned he lives in Manchester.

10. Average number of minutes the ball was in play during a Wycombe match.

23. Amount of quorn burgers Chris consumed this season.

11. Morecambe's average away following.

2. Number of weeks Carver lasted on Oaky's predictor before quitting.

201. Number of days since Son of Cod exiled himself in an individual match thread protest.

63. Combined IQ on Port Vale's 'lad' coach that turned up in Grimsby.

17. Amount of times my phone changed Vanni's name in predictive text.

12,478. Average word count for a Viking_Magpie post.

14. Number of times Martin Allen has been appointed Barnet manager.

51. Amount of times Dick Cranium has bit his tongue replying to me.

 

[AFaceInTheCrowd]

0 amount of times someone bringing a "monster following" to the Lane has actually "taken over" and "cause chaos has actually beat us this season. Mansfield Coventry Luton Lincoln only for them to sit in their allocated seats and behave themselves.

 

[PaulHaddock]

2. The number of seasons Impish has supported Lincoln.

 

[Kenneth E End]

7,199,995,000.

The number of people in the world laughing at the relegation of Milton Keynes Dons.

 

[Stringy]

7,199,995,000.

The number of people in the world laughing at the relegation of Milton Keynes Dons.

I thought this was how much you had made from transfer fees this season?

 

[Richard Cranium]

1,000,000 days until Steve Evans starts his diet

2 clubs that Evans has fucked up promiotion chances

8356 Greggs stake bakes consumed by Big Steve

1 hopefully amount of fatal heart attacks Steve Evans suffers next season

 

[AdamStag]

2 - 2 clubs that Dave flitcroft has fucked promotion for.

 

[Kenneth E End]

I thought this was how much you had made from transfer fees this season?

Nah, too many zeroes. I've got to be realistic at least some of the time.

 

[Chris FGR]

3. The most consecutive passes put together by Lincoln in any game.

1. The number of teams to TAKE OUR HOME END (Crewe). Football Purist would have been proud.

1365. The number of times Luke Imp has checked twitter to see if Akinola had signed yet.

0. The amount of clunge Carver has had.
1. The number of teams that finished above "The best side in the league."

26. The number of people who dropped out of Oakey's Predicta.

 

[GTFCfish]

2. The number of seasons Impish has supported Lincoln.

1 and a half seasons actually, Lincoln didn't hit the top until December last season.

 

[GTFCfish]

1. Months remaining before Danny Cowley takes the Ipswich job.

2500. Amount of genuine Lincoln supporters currently attending home games.

2/3. Amount of Lincoln posters who will tell me I'm obsessed with them upon reading this post.

3. Times John Fenty has told our fans to fuck off after games this season.

2750. Times Morecambe and Coventry combined passed the ball around their back 4's yesterday.

 

[Chris FGR]

4. The number of teams who fucked over Barnet by playing out convenient draws.

 

[BlackHaddock]

Well it's been a long old season for all, with the play offs still to come for some (thanks Flitcroft).

There's been some number crunching going on in the background all season and sone of the stats make for interesting reading...




12. Amount of times fish changed his mind about wanting Slade out.

34. Number of times BlackHaddock called me a tosser.

1. Bedroom flat the Radfords will have to move into next season.

367. Amount of times Adamstag mentioned he lives in Manchester.

10. Average number of minutes the ball was in play during a Wycombe match.

23. Amount of quorn burgers Chris consumed this season.

11. Morecambe's average away following.

2. Number of weeks Carver lasted on Oaky's predictor before quitting.

201. Number of days since Son of Cod exiled himself in an individual match thread protest.

63. Combined IQ on Port Vale's 'lad' coach that turned up in Grimsby.

17. Amount of times my phone changed Vanni's name in predictive text.

12,478. Average word count for a Viking_Magpie post.

14. Number of times Martin Allen has been appointed Barnet manager.

51. Amount of times Dick Cranium has bit his tongue replying to me.

Tosser!

 

[shoddycollins]

46 - The number of games for which a Lincoln attendance was given on the away attendances thread.
0 - The number of steak and ale pies sold at the New Lawn
3 - The number of CUFCs in this division
7 - The distance in metres run by Matt Rhead over the course of the season
25 - The number of goals a decent striker could have scored with Richie Bennet's chances
21 - The number of days it took Flitcroft to turn Mansfield from automatic promotion contenders to play-off hopefuls.
10 - The number of days it took for Evans to turn Peterborough from automatic promotion contenders to play-off hopefuls.
50 - The number of points that were robbed from Luton by poor refereeing decisions.
8 - The number of times Grimsby's relegation was confirmed by Black Haddock
90 - The number of football league teams who have congratulated Accrington on their title.

 

[Kenneth E End]

90 - The number of football league teams who have congratulated Accrington on their title.

Yeah Pep is too busy with his own shit like.

 

[Casey]

2; The number of CTFC's in this division.

1; The amount of gobsmacked people called Casey when Crawley didn't get relegated (we were/are crap!).

0; The average number of forwards Crawley played in most games this season.

Oh and ..0; The amount of other teams who give a toss about Crawley.

Casey

 

[Laker]

0 - the number of exciting games Cambridge fans experienced under Shaun Derry.

7 - the number of fortunate goals scored by Luton against Cambridge at Kenilworth Road this season.

3 - the factor required to multiply Luke Berry’s Cambridge wage with in order to arrive at his Luton wage.

938 - the number of threads polluted by Lincoln, Mansfield, Grimsby and Notts County fans with various dick waving and wumming posts.

140 - minutes before kick off that Morecambe v Cambridge was called off.

240 - minutes to drive from our ground to theits

Fucking thousands - Cambridge fans already there when the game was called off.

61 - Cambridge fans who could be arsed to go to the rearranges game.

2019 - the year I might stop laughing at Evans leaving one promotion chasing club to another and neither going up.

 

[PuB]

Wait...


Adamstag lives in Manchester!?

 

[Chris FGR]

140 - minutes before kick off that Morecambe v Cambridge was called off.

240 - minutes to drive from our ground to theits

Fucking thousands - Cambridge fans already there when the game was called off.

61 - Cambridge fans who could be arsed to go to the rearranges game.

Not that you're still bitter about it or anything....

 

[AdamStag]

Wait...


Adamstag lives in Manchester!?

Technically not manchester itself, the posh part in south manchester between Didsbury and Chorlton.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Wait...


Adamstag lives in Manchester!?

 

[AdamStag]

Well when my local club is Man Utd and I travel for 90 miles for a home game all round, let’s see how far fans live away from their grounds that have season tickets? They’ll be some that travel a lot more, but I’m actually interested. If fans travel less than a 25 mile round trip, don’t post.

Fans that do stuff like that for lower league football are precious. Supporting their local club and not the easy option.

If fans have a problem with me stating where i live and where I travel from, then bad luck, as you’ll get more to come.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

I think you are missing the point Adam.

 

[AdamStag]

I think you are missing the point Adam.

No I’m not. But thanks

 

[PuB]

Calm down, it's just a gentle bit of fun mate. I think every lower league fan respects those who put effort in, it's often a thankless task too.

 

[AdamStag]

Calm down, it's just a gentle bit of fun mate. I think every lower league fan respects those who put effort in, it's often a thankless task too.

Oh yeah.... absolutely. I think some miss the point though. I think you’re more inclined to travel further when in lower league, travelling that distance and knowing you’ve mates at the end of it and you’ll have hacr a cracking day out regardless of the football is what it’s all about.

Id fell like id sold my soul to the devil if I started following a club in manchester

 

[AdamStag]

So on that basis -

2,070 - give or take miles for adamstag to attend home games this season.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in da house.

Tbh Adam , ignore Costa Del Stags’ comments that’s quite an effort no wonder you are so critical and disillusioned with Flitcroft#handbrake#ultimatechoke

 

[Habbinalan]

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton song

3 to 5 - (minutes) Optimum length for a hit record

3 to 5 - Greg Taylor's shirt number change at the start of the season.

3 to 5 - (p.m.) Time set aside on saturday afternoon if you are playing Wycombe.

15 and 31 - Matches to score 28 goals under Joe Dunne and Shaun Derry this season.

18 - Clean sheets the U's managed in the league this season (David Forde had 16 of them and Dimi Mitov 2 in his 3 games. Both are signed up for next season).

87 - Address of the Cambridge Blue pub on Gwydir Street

87 - Minutes per goal for Barry Corr this season (goals scored 4)

 

[Chris FGR]

So on that basis -

2,070 - give or take miles for adamstag to attend home games this season.

2,070 miles? Which Manchester do you live in? The one in Maine?