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A while ago there was a thread about making a FM team with custom players based on 1FF users and putting it in the Premier League. The game was abandoned soon after it started but I was wondering if any of you would be up for doing it on FIFA? It would work pretty much the same:

Enter your preferred name, position, height, weight, any attributes you'd like to be particularly good (or bad), facial appearance, kit number, nationality, and anything else notable.

None of the above are mandatory, just options.

CURRENT LINEUP

G.B - Foluwashola Ameobi (ST, #23, Nigeria)
Son of Cod - Son HeungCod (CAM/LW/RW, #10, South Korea/England)
Benji - Brayden Armstrong (GK, #1, USA)
Look Out There Are Llamas - Isaac Hunt (CB, #56, Kyrgyzstan/Gibraltar)
Renegade - Hugh Juste (CDM, #98, Scotland)
Abertawe - Roy Shelvey (CM/RM, #8, Wales)
Stagat - Gennaro Stagattuso (CDM, #6, Italy)
Craig - Paulo di Creggio (LW, #11, Malta)
The Paranoid Pineapple - Ludwig Buscamonte-Poppleton AKA Shredder (CM, #18, Germany/Italy/England/Palau)
Lordofthepies - Pramod Valderrama Quintana (CB/CDM, #5, Nepal/Colombia)
Epic73 - Sean Maguire (LB/LW/ST, #82, USA)
Ernesto - Raul Mohammed Castro Marx AKA Ianesta (CM, #69, Palestine)

BENCH

Eddie Johnson
6/10 Messi (Messi but I multiplied all his stats by 0.6)
Ali Dia (1 in every stat)
 
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Foluwashola Ameobi
Striker
6ft 3"
15 stone
Good strength and Mackem bashing abilities
Bad everything else

Can you make me look like this pls?

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Brayden Armstrong
155cm USMNT goalkeeper who became the first human to standing jump from the SoCal sidewalk to the roof of one of the largest Dunkin' Donuts in the state.
Most famous for gossip stories of breaking the hearts of numerous Hollywood B-Listers.
Insists on wearing long tracksuit bottoms, but nobody knows why.
Never knowingly signed an autograph.
The cover star for FIFA in the North American retail region for the last 5 years running.
Stalling on a new contract for the Washington Lumberjacks.
 
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Isaac Hunt
Centre half
200cm
150kg
Strong as an ox, can barely run, can read the game excellently, can barely jump - Brayden Armstrong would beat him in the air. 99 shot power. Can't pass 5 yards, but can 50.
Most hipster looking haircut, also pink. Wants a beard but can't grow one. Most pale mofo ever, burns in the sun even if cloudy.
One star weak foot, five star skill moves
Kit number: 56
Nationality: Kyrgyzstani/ Gibraltan
 
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90kg
Average in every physical category, very aggressive mentality, does not pass or receive passes from English players (he makes a point to dummy every pass in his direction from English players), however he will tackle English players with his 99 aggression, usually from behind and often off the ball. Will play ball with all others.
Bit of a belly, shaggy beard, red face, strong smell of lemons within a 5 metre radius.
Kit number: 98
Nationality: Scottish
 

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Abertawe:

I'm a Peter Beardsley type but a couple inches taller and possessing more of a Shaqiri build. Similar mentality to Roy Keane on a good day but also like Jonjo Shelvey on a bad.
 
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The Paranoid Pineapple told me to remind him to do this.

If he doesn't reply, this should be Tups.

Name: Randy Gaylord
Height: 168cm
Weight: 50kg
Position: Left back (in the changing rooms)
Two star weak foot, two star skill moves
Ability: Everything below average but versatile, just a string of 60s for everything, apart from aggression where he should be a 10 as he is a massive bitch. Once described by Alexi Lalas as "a little disappointing".
Looks like: A really dull suburban librarian who accidentally played football. Artistic flair brought out in his boots though.
Squad number: 69
Nationality: American
 

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Ludwig Buscamonte-Poppleton
170cm
70kg
Squad no: 180
Nationality: German/Italian/English/Palauan
Small but stocky. Marauding, combative central midfielder. Highly energetic, although prone to tiring early. Skilful. Enjoys going on mazy runs and fond of a crunching tackle but possesses a weak shot and is a poor header of the ball. Reasonable passer but highly ineffective when it comes to crossing.
Off the field, Buscamonte-Poppleton sports a rainbow mohican haircut and is noted for his eco and animal rights activism. Was dubbed "the monkey man" after releasing a number of animals from a medical research facility and has since become the co-founder and president of BAPS (Big Apes Preservation Society). He is a huge fan of Dame Vera Lynn, whose face is famously tattooed on his left buttock, and enjoys long walks in the country.
 

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Ludwig Buscamonte-Poppleton
170cm
70kg
Squad no: 180
Nationality: German/Italian/English/Palauan
Small but stocky. Marauding, combative central midfielder. Highly energetic, although prone to tiring early. Skilful. Enjoys going on mazy runs and fond of a crunching tackle but possesses a weak shot and is a poor header of the ball. Reasonable passer but highly ineffective when it comes to crossing.
Off the field, Buscamonte-Poppleton sports a rainbow mohican haircut and is noted for his eco and animal rights activism. Was dubbed "the monkey man" after releasing a number of animals from a medical research facility and has since become the co-founder and president of BAPS (Big Apes Preservation Society). He is a huge fan of Dame Vera Lynn, whose face is famously tattooed on his left buttock, and enjoys long walks in the country.
Hearing reports that Son HeungCod would very much like to get involved with BAPS too.
 

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Pramod Valderrama Quintana
Nepali/Colombian
Squad # 5
SW/D/DM C
6 foot 1.
95kg.
Likes: Communism, Craft ale, Cycling, Cats, Chess, Cross Stitching
Dislikes: Fascism, Walsall Football Club, Spiders, Isaac Hunt (which can be difficult when they're playing together in defence. Their combined lack of pace causes problems too)
Bald head, big nose and heavily bearded.
Pretty slow and a bit on the fat side but respectable in the air and superb passer and great reader of the game. Much better than Son HeungCod at penalties. Fairly two-footed but naturally right footed. Usually plays in defence but occasionally has a habit of wandering up the field and forgetting to come back.
Vegan.
 
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I'm in, but I won't start if we end up getting enough players.

Sean Maguire
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#82
5'11, 150 lb
Pacy, attacking fullback. Great at shooting, bad at passing and dribbling. Okay at defending. Enjoys pineapple on pizza and is better at penalties than Pramod VQ.
Nationality: American
Aggressive but not aggressive enough to yell at the ref; mutters under his breath when the opposition get an unfair free kick.
 

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Palestinian
Like a box to box player. Think Gerrard/Pogba/Nainggolan vibe. Arrives late in to the box and scores some screamers but also tracks back and is a decent defender.
Likes: retrieving stolen nintendos, revolution and Islam
Carnivore
 

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Taking suggestions for players to fill the bench. See the title post for examples.

POTENTIAL BENCHWARMERS

Pazzy Pinopiltano
Tommy Spurr
Roque Junior
Juan Pablo Pangel
Sammy Bangoura
Danny Rose (Mansfield)
 
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Tommy Spurr should join the team.
 

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What is the formation going to be with 6 centre midfielders? I say switch Raul Mohammed Castro Marx out to the right wing as he's clearly a Tory.
I'n thinking of moving a CDM to CB and playing 3 at the back.
 

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Sammy Bangoura would be a great impact sub.
 
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Got no idea why any of those players are relevant but I've added them.
 

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Got no idea why any of those players are relevant but I've added them.
Sammy Bangoura needs to be AWOL 90% of the time for it to be realistic.
 

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People can still join until early August if they want, but I'll be doing the player stats now. Ignore everything in the top left box on the stat pages.
 
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