Alan Pardew: "Mourinho is shit and I'm the daddy"

[Stocky]

This Palace fan- what an ungrateful little runt. I remember him actually. A spoiled plonker. Claimed he supported "England" when Palace weren't a Premier League side.

Pardew is a c*** but he's changed things at your club because he's had to go from Warnock, Pulis style sides and change things around. "Not keeping the core" it's called trying to re-build and Pardew is trying to make Palace a top 10 Premier League side. Whether he will or not is doubtful but Crystal fucking Palace are a Championship sized club lucky to have their runs in the top flight and in the cups once in a while (a good run Pardew delivered last year by the way- pipped in extra time of the FA Cup final by United).

Pardew is undoubtedly a whopper as a man but this embarrassing rant from a Palace fan who are probably in the best position they've ever been as a club in my lifetime. Well what can I say.

 

[mistermagic]

I did warn you mate. There's a reason our entire fan base was stunned at us blagging 2 million quid for the muppet. Your flair players jumped/are jumping ship even quicker than I thought. Feel sorry for you and other Palace fans now that they've come to terms with the reality of being stuck with a fraud and complete cancer to their club. Now you'll have to deal with the clueless no-nothings blindly defending him and telling you he's a good premier league manager (plenty of examples of said no-nothings in this thread for a start) til your board sees sense and boots the useless c***. Hopefully you're not waiting as long as we did and the damage he has done and will continue to do is kept to a relative minimum. Best of luck for the rest of the season mate.

You need to spell know-nothings correctly.

And may I also add, that during his time with you, you were going through your world ending scenario of being in division one.

He took you up second attempt, after losing to us in the final (lol), and built on it for year, how did it go after that? Down the shitter, hence why he fucked off to that shit in Greenwich and you ended up with Curbishley.

Wham fans defending the c*** is a joke

Didn't he get West Ham in a Cup final and Europe when they went up in 2006?

I was drunk and annoyed, needed a rant. Take no offence bro.

You should get drunk more often: your posts were quite articulate for someone under the influcence of alcohol. It has made this thread much more insightful. Sorry, GB but Newcastle fans have a reputation for moaning all the time. It does seem like Pardew likes the beginning of things but once he's given the freedom to do his thing, he gets people riled up against him. Bit of a small-time Louis van Gaal then.

 

[Skinner]

This Palace fan- what an ungrateful little runt. I remember him actually. A spoiled plonker. Claimed he supported "England" when Palace weren't a Premier League side.

Pardew is a c*** but he's changed things at your club because he's had to go from Warnock, Pulis style sides and change things around. "Not keeping the core" it's called trying to re-build and Pardew is trying to make Palace a top 10 Premier League side. Whether he will or not is doubtful but Crystal fucking Palace are a Championship sized club lucky to have their runs in the top flight and in the cups once in a while (a good run Pardew delivered last year by the way- pipped in extra time of the FA Cup final by United).

Pardew is undoubtedly a whopper as a man but this embarrassing rant from a Palace fan who are probably in the best position they've ever been as a club in my lifetime. Well what can I say.

Errr, the points you've made there, I pretty much already said myself in my posts last night.

You remember me for supporting England when we weren't a Premier League side? Fuck off

 

[G.B]

You need to spell know-nothings correctly.


Sorry, GB but Newcastle fans have a reputation for moaning all the time. It does seem like Pardew likes the beginning of things but once he's given the freedom to do his thing, he gets people riled up against him. Bit of a small-time Louis van Gaal then.

Fixed for you mate, don't know how my editors let that slip by. I'll be having words.

Yeah, he does like working from a solid base set up by a competent manager. Once he's given the freedom to do his own thing, he fucks it all up. This is a great point. Apart from the comparison with LvG ofc.

 

[mistermagic]

Fixed for you mate, don't know how my editors let that slip by. I'll be having words.

Yeah, he does like working from a solid base set up by a competent manager. Once he's given the freedom to do his own thing, he fucks it all up. This is a great point. Apart from the comparison with LvG ofc.

It's kind of the same problem than LvG isn't it? He gets on people's nerves and forces quality people out of the club he's currently working at. That's what I understood from Skinner's assessment and yours. You can't hide the fact that he excels when he starts a new job (which is not as easy as it sounds).

 

[Anon]

Palace up to 7th. 1st time in a year that they've won 3 on the trot. It's almost as if Pardew has a history of managing teams in streaks of form?

 

[Bilo]

Palace up to 7th. 1st time in a year that they've won 3 on the trot. It's almost as if Pardew has a history of managing teams in streaks of form?

You're missing the point mate.

When things are good, it's not to Pardew's credit. When things are shit, it's all Pardew.

Once you get that, you'll understand.

 

[G.B]

oh, beelo. your wind up attempts are about as convincing as your copy paste "opinions" on football.

Palace up to 7th. 1st time in a year that they've won 3 on the trot. It's almost as if Pardew has a history of managing teams in streaks of form?

more brief moments of good form followed by long spells of horrific form.

yes mate. i am, as always, absolutely spot on in my assessments. half a season is indeed a hell of a long spell and 3 games is not. i appreciate the back up.

fair play to him though. he's won 2 more games than hull city in the premier league this year, which is good going obviously. £70mil well spent i'm sure you'll agree.

 

[Skinner]

They don't get it. I've given up after 9 months, dunno why you're still bothering after 4 years.

 

[Bilo]

oh, beelo. your wind up attempts are about as convincing as your copy paste "opinions" on football.

Considering how much time and energy you waste on your former manager in general and this thread in particular, nobody's trying to wind you up mate.

As for copy paste thingy, you copied that from Steven. Make up your own insults mate, especially now that you your tongue's no longer occupied by Dessie's arse.

 

[G.B]

omnomnom

 

[Skinner]

Considering how much time and energy you waste on your former manager in general and this thread in particular, nobody's trying to wind you up mate.

As for copy paste thingy, you copied that from Steven. Make up your own insults mate, especially now that you your tongue's no longer occupied by Dessie's arse.

Chill out ffs, you're so serious.

 

[Bilo]

All smiles on my part mate.

 

[G.B]

it's fine skinner, we're good mates me and beelo. he has two ways of dealing with things and i'm ok with that. all out aggression (often accompanied by a diagram proving daniel sturridge is the greatest goal scoring wing back of all time) or running away for 6 months. i prefer the former.

 

[Bilo]

it's fine skinner, we're good mates me and beelo. he has two ways of dealing with things and i'm ok with that. all out aggression (often accompanied by a diagram proving daniel sturridge is the greatest goal scoring wing back of all time) or running away for 6 months. i prefer the former.

Mate, if you want anyone other than Skinner to buy into this don't give a fuck-aura you're trying to copy from Dessie you really have to hide your obsession with having the last word. You can begin by logging out and working on some new bantz I can't find in Steven's post history from six months ago. Right now you're like a poor man's Dessie trying to post like Smat with Steven's material.

And now team Europe scored as well fucking hell.

 

[G.B]

nom

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[Anon]

yes mate. i am, as always, absolutely spot on in my assessments. half a season is indeed a hell of a long spell and 3 games is not. i appreciate the back up.

fair play to him though. he's won 2 more games than hull city in the premier league this year, which is good going obviously. £70mil well spent i'm sure you'll agree.

So judge him on half a season then? Funny how it wasn't appropriate to judge him on his 1st half season where he did well, the 1st half of last season when they were flying, but it was then fully appropriate to judge when they flopped in the 2nd half of last season. Not to mention you judging him and resurrecting this thread the second game of this season. Far from Bilo's comment being a wind-up, I thought it was spot on, and that glass house you live in would be at breaking point were it not that you shattered it every time you post in here.

Rather than plucking a figure out of the air, your "always spot on assessment" should consider he's spent about £45m net since being there. Which across nearly two years of windows, £22.5m per season isn't exactly an outlandish huge amount given the new tv deal. And he's certainly improved the squad.

 

[Skinner]

6 wins in 38.

Relegation is coming our way if we don't sack him.

 

[G.B]

Yes mate, 38 games is a full season of games, which some may say is an incredible STREAK of STREAKY FORM and that. Good manager though. Won 3 games on the bounce once apparently.

 

[GodsGift]

Form guide for the calendar year:

 

[Stevencc]

Bloody hell, how close is that top 7/8?

 

[HarvSFC]

I think we topped the list until the new season.

 

[Son of Cod]

 

[Stevencc]

0.73 - Crystal Palace have claimed just 0.73 points per game in 2016, the worst rate of any team in England's top four tiers.

 

[Pagnell]

< GB

 

[shane]

The title of this thread still makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[G.B]

Aye, he's left the Swedish diva and his deluded West Ham pal looking like utter know-nothing mugs, hasn't he? Tell me more about this 3 on the trot please

We have proved we are comfortable in the top eight, and, one of eight clubs who are on the fringe of the four Champions League positions. Let’s cement ourselves in sixth. Let’s talk in March” – Alan Pardew, December 12, 2015.

'king eejit.

Will accept grovelling apologies and admissions of my undeniably superior knowledge on all things football via PM as always lads

 

[JimJams]

I think we topped the list until the new season.

I think we'd have been above you fella!

 

[HarvSFC]

Yeah, just totted it up and you won three points more than us from January to the end of the season. The 1-0 defeat suffered at the King Power in April the decider.

 

[G.B]

Smashed by a Swansea side on a 9 game winless run. You have to imagine he'd have already been sacked if not for the hilarious £3.5mil Palace paid for his "services".

I've received numerous grovelling PM's, which I very much appreciate and will keep private because I can respect those who are willing to apologise when they've made themselves look daft. Real men can admit when they're blatantly wrong, but I'm still waiting on a couple from the more vocal know-nothings, which I find very surprising.

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