Caption Contest

Redpelt

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Ince : "Can I help you officer?"
Police officer : We'd like you to help us with our inquiries Mr Ince"
Ince : "Certainly officer only happy to help our boys in blue"
Police officer: Can you confirm your whereabouts last night sir ?
Ince : Whats this about ?
Police officer : "A bogeyed Sodomite keeps soliciting people in Sainsbury's"
Ince: "I don't shop at Sainsbury's"
 
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'do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?
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"Cheeky bastards were calling me Mad Eye Moody,so I said Harry Potter was for nerds and then Calum Chambers who 'regularly dies on his arse at the back for Fulham' tried to strangle me with his Hogwarts scarf"
 

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THE RESULTS
Another week to go and I've cast an eye over them and the results are...

Spirederman takes the win with a caption that for me works better in a Brummie accent. Leader Redpelt does a Liverpool and can only manage a point. Meanwhile, Lowryman gets a point because his made me laugh too!

Another former Manchester United player for the image this week afters the news that The FA and EFL have allowed Paul Scholes to be named as manager at Oldham despite his involvement with Salford.

THE WINNERS
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"No Thomas, I've told you before I don't need glasses.

It's just that my right eye is on vacation in Marbella, I got a right fucking deal flying with Eyesy Jet"

- Spirederman (3 points)
"I'm sorry I'm late ,so many fucking roundabouts ...........I see dead people"
- Redpelt (1 point)
"do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?"
- Lowryman (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 42 points
- 2nd - Leo - 27 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 17 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 12 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

NEXT WEEK:
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Redpelt

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THE RESULTS
Another week to go and I've cast an eye over them and the results are...

Spirederman takes the win with a caption that for me works better in a Brummie accent. Leader Redpelt does a Liverpool and can only manage a point. Meanwhile, Lowryman gets a point because his made me laugh too!

Another former Manchester United player for the image this week afters the news that The FA and EFL have allowed Paul Scholes to be named as manager at Oldham despite his involvement with Salford.

THE WINNERS
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"No Thomas, I've told you before I don't need glasses.

It's just that my right eye is on vacation in Marbella, I got a right fucking deal flying with Eyesy Jet"
- Spirederman (3 points)
"I'm sorry I'm late ,so many fucking roundabouts ...........I see dead people"
- Redpelt (1 point)
"do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?"
- Lowryman (1 point)​


I think I allowed my deep seated loathing for Ince get in the way of funny there.
 
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THE RESULTS
Not a very productive week for captions but I shall judge nonetheless. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed... :bg:

So Paul Scholes of Paul Scholes's Oldham was the focus of the captions and Redpelt gets back to winning ways with 3 points, whilst GTFCfish plays bridesmaid again with a single point.

THE WINNERS
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"Right boys time to knuckle down and crack on ,now whose brought the doughnuts"
- Redpelt (3 points)
“I’m onto a right winner here at Oldham, my first 2 games at home to Crewe and Morecambe, should be a nice easy 6 points to start me off.”
- GTFCFish (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 45 points
- 2nd - Leo - 27 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 17 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 13 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

NEXT WEEK:
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"I was told this was celebrity golf what the fuck is Warwick Davies here for and is that Anne Hegerty over there or has someone put a tent up on the fairway ? I mean, Fuck me one fella would get lost in a Golf bag and she couldn't fit her fucking lunch in it. Get me my agent "
 

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