Ince : "Can I help you officer?"
Police officer : We'd like you to help us with our inquiries Mr Ince"
Ince : "Certainly officer only happy to help our boys in blue"
Police officer: Can you confirm your whereabouts last night sir ?
Ince : Whats this about ?
Police officer : "A bogeyed Sodomite keeps soliciting people in Sainsbury's"
Ince: "I don't shop at Sainsbury's"