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Ince : "Can I help you officer?"
Police officer : We'd like you to help us with our inquiries Mr Ince"
Ince : "Certainly officer only happy to help our boys in blue"
Police officer: Can you confirm your whereabouts last night sir ?
Ince : Whats this about ?
Police officer : "A bogeyed Sodomite keeps soliciting people in Sainsbury's"
Ince: "I don't shop at Sainsbury's"
 
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'do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?
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"Cheeky bastards were calling me Mad Eye Moody,so I said Harry Potter was for nerds and then Calum Chambers who 'regularly dies on his arse at the back for Fulham' tried to strangle me with his Hogwarts scarf"
 

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THE RESULTS
Another week to go and I've cast an eye over them and the results are...

Spirederman takes the win with a caption that for me works better in a Brummie accent. Leader Redpelt does a Liverpool and can only manage a point. Meanwhile, Lowryman gets a point because his made me laugh too!

Another former Manchester United player for the image this week afters the news that The FA and EFL have allowed Paul Scholes to be named as manager at Oldham despite his involvement with Salford.

THE WINNERS
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"No Thomas, I've told you before I don't need glasses.

It's just that my right eye is on vacation in Marbella, I got a right fucking deal flying with Eyesy Jet"

- Spirederman (3 points)
"I'm sorry I'm late ,so many fucking roundabouts ...........I see dead people"
- Redpelt (1 point)
"do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?"
- Lowryman (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 42 points
- 2nd - Leo - 27 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 17 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 12 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

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THE RESULTS
Another week to go and I've cast an eye over them and the results are...

Spirederman takes the win with a caption that for me works better in a Brummie accent. Leader Redpelt does a Liverpool and can only manage a point. Meanwhile, Lowryman gets a point because his made me laugh too!

Another former Manchester United player for the image this week afters the news that The FA and EFL have allowed Paul Scholes to be named as manager at Oldham despite his involvement with Salford.

THE WINNERS
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"No Thomas, I've told you before I don't need glasses.

It's just that my right eye is on vacation in Marbella, I got a right fucking deal flying with Eyesy Jet"
- Spirederman (3 points)
"I'm sorry I'm late ,so many fucking roundabouts ...........I see dead people"
- Redpelt (1 point)
"do i think Liam Neeson is racist? is he the lad at Bournemouth?"
- Lowryman (1 point)​



I think I allowed my deep seated loathing for Ince get in the way of funny there.
 

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It's Scholes....Scholes. As in Former Man Utd player. NOT those bloody sandals

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“I’m onto a right winner here at Oldham, my first 2 games at home to Crewe and Morecambe, should be a nice easy 6 points to start me off.”
 

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OH GOD WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!
 
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Not a very productive week for captions but I shall judge nonetheless. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed... :bg:

So Paul Scholes of Paul Scholes's Oldham was the focus of the captions and Redpelt gets back to winning ways with 3 points, whilst GTFCfish plays bridesmaid again with a single point.

THE WINNERS
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"Right boys time to knuckle down and crack on ,now whose brought the doughnuts"
- Redpelt (3 points)
“I’m onto a right winner here at Oldham, my first 2 games at home to Crewe and Morecambe, should be a nice easy 6 points to start me off.”
- GTFCFish (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 45 points
- 2nd - Leo - 27 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 17 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 13 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

NEXT WEEK:
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What...the BBC are reducing my salary because some burd in the newsroom has complained she wants the same ? Well, they can go and get Linekered !

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"I was told this was celebrity golf what the fuck is Warwick Davies here for and is that Anne Hegerty over there or has someone put a tent up on the fairway ? I mean, Fuck me one fella would get lost in a Golf bag and she couldn't fit her fucking lunch in it. Get me my agent "
 

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Hadaway and Shite! Stuck in the f*ckin' windmill agin. Sod celebrity crazy golf wi Mike Ashley. Am gunna gang 'n count me Pringle jumpers.

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"I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint,do you know who said that ?".................." Alan Hansen MOTD 22:45 first of March 2003 I remember it like it was yesterday and I cant fucking remember my wifes first name, I really miss that big sexy Jock "
 

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Howay lads! It's that time of the week where I take 5 minutes out from getting bollocked by HR to 'judge' your captions.

Shearer was the focus this time round and proliflic scorer Redpelt bags himself another 3 points and extends his extremely healthy lead. Is this even a contest now? Meanwhile Leo and Habbinalan pick up a single point each.

THE WINNERS
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"I was told this was celebrity golf what the fuck is Warwick Davies here for and is that Anne Hegerty over there or has someone put a tent up on the fairway ? I mean, Fuck me one fella would get lost in a Golf bag and she couldn't fit her fucking lunch in it. Get me my agent"
- Redpelt (3 points)
"What...the BBC are reducing my salary because some burd in the newsroom has complained she wants the same ? Well, they can go and get Linekered !"
- Leo (1 point)
"Hadaway and Shite! Stuck in the f*ckin' windmill agin. Sod celebrity crazy golf wi Mike Ashley. Am gunna gang 'n count me Pringle jumpers."
- Habbinalan (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 48 points
- 2nd - Leo - 28 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 18 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 13 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

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What on earth could Chelsea's Kepa be shouting about here?
 

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‘I’ll be the judge whether that Notts County chairman should be known as Big Alan’
 

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Young Chelsea keeper Kepa reacts to Sarri burning his Thunderbird slippers.
 
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“I saved one of them didn’t I you four eyed c***, what more do you want”
 

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Happy March! Only a few more months left of captions before we crown our first winner. I'm looking to do some sort of bonus round when I can think of something.

So, this week Leo has cut Redpelt's lead down to a measly 17 points meanwhile GTFCfish is bridesmaid once again with a single point. Finally, well done to Indian Dan who joins the base of the leaderboard with his first point.

THE WINNERS
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"And while you're at it Sarri....get my f*cking car washed & polished you muppet."
- Leo (3 points)
“I saved one of them didn’t I you four eyed c***, what more do you want”
- GTFCFish (1 point)
‘I’ll be the judge whether that Notts County chairman should be known as Big Alan’
- Indian Dan (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 48 points
- 2nd - Leo - 31 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 23 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 18 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 14 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 7 points
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point
11th - Indian Dan - 1 point

NEXT WEEK:
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‘I’m a little teapot . . .’
 
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"Do you see what I'm doing here ? its a heart with my overly cheery little face in the middle
it's to show how much I love football and how it saved me from doing a stint in the fucking South Korean army .....suckers":woo:
 

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I forgot to post the new and improved leaderboard. It now shows number of wins and runners up. As you will see, GTFCfish is correct when he says he's always the bridesmaid and Leo has nothing better to do as he's entered the most weeks.

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