FAO Hurrikeen

[Lance Stoe]

my dog died last night. I got smacked by some handy boxer who knocked my tooth out and I got dumped by my slag. Just try and start one and I’ll be in Oldham before you can say Nick Griffin

 

[T.A]

Pipe down you fool. Nobody cares about your made up personal life.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Cheers fella. That’s just what I need. My lass had my daughter last night and I went to Wigan instead. Kick a man when he is down.

 

[T.A]

This isn’t a support group, talk about football or fuck off.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Thought we were a support group for each other. Thanks u horrible man. You are on the ignore list now. I told you. No one mugs me off on here abs gets away with it.

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

Ken Dodd's dad's dog died.

Small world.

 

[PuB]

I had a dog once.

 

[Stagat]

Your daughter is your dog reincarnated imo

 

[Hurrikeen]

Is lance banned yet?

 

[Deepcut Cobbler]

Ken Dodd's dad's dog died.

Small world.

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