Is this the worst song ever?

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Martino Knockavelli

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Nah. I heard this low-fi gothy cover of Baby I Love You by The Ramones once. Absolutely diabolical.
 

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Are you sure it wasn't Here Today, Gone Tomorrow?

I think I heard the same cover.
 

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Surely a contender for worst novelty song ever, I mean you wouldn't take this seriously unless you were from Brentwood or Billericay.

Worst song ever, is that large pile of dog egg laid by Sam Smith, when he did the Bond song
 
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We haven't had a shit novelty pop song in the charts for ages have we? I only listened to 10 seconds of it as my ears don't cope with audible AIDS too well but it seems there hasn't been anything like this for years. Stuff like the Crazy Frog and whatever rubbish Peter Kay used to release that we were all supposed to find funny. It's the equivalent of someone bringing back bubonic plague.
 

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Words can't properly describe how much I hate this record. An intelligent and talented songwriter like Dolly hamming it up with the epitome of white.bread, klan America. Horrible. God, that twat loves his "predator" beard. I'm surprised Dolly didn't call security when the sad bastard entered the building. Islands in the stream mate? How's about a personal island where you can't touch anybody and we don't have to look at your creepy face? Imagine that fucking island.
It's for the best.
 

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Look at the state of this.. just look.
Most washed up, former euro pop "stars" wander off into the cocaine stained night like the non entities that they are. Not Saga though, fuck no she releases a terrible cover version of a shit song. Can you even imagine the promotional tour? Gurning away in front of some fat, rapist degenerates in a muddy field near Derby.
Should have stuck with the piano house.
 
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Words can't properly describe how much I hate this record. An intelligent and talented songwriter like Dolly hamming it up with the epitome of white.bread, klan America. Horrible. God, that twat loves his "predator" beard. I'm surprised Dolly didn't call security when the sad bastard entered the building. Islands in the stream mate? How's about a personal island where you can't touch anybody and we don't have to look at your creepy face? Imagine that fucking island.
It's for the best.
You leave Kenny alone. The man should be immune from abuse just for recording "The Gambler".
 

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Oh come on people. I don't like it a lot but it's nowhere near as offensive as say Bohemian Rhapsody/Radio Gaga/Who wants to live Forever/I want to Break Free/Fat Bottomed Girls/Bicycle Race/Barcelona/Living on my Own/The Great Pretender.

In fact, there is a cover of Imagine I have a lot of time for, but that could be because it's sung by one of my fav singers. Step forward Sir Maynard James Keenan and A Perfect Circle.

Here are some other tunes that I totally cannot stand, but I think I better stop now as there are so many songs that I love to hate..........





 
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I still have a 45 of wind of change and I still love it, definitely one of my guilty pleasures.

I remember girls aloud version of walk this way being particularly awful.

Pretty much all heavy metal songs, especially slipknot which I'm not even sure qualify for 'songs'.
 

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