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Discussion in 'News & Current Affairs' started by SALTIRE, Apr 13, 2016.

  1. Martino Knockavelli

    Martino Knockavelli Well-Known Member

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    This guy gets it.

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  2. Leo

    Leo To be a rock and not to roll. Site Supporter

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    :lol:....Love the bit where it says they (women) run screaming when a bug crosses their path. Now THAT certainly is true of my next door female neighbour if she's out on the drying green...she runs into the house, and guess who has to come out and take their washing in?
     
  3. SALTIRE

    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    The BBC has apologised after one of its local radio stations aired a musical quiz relating to the death of murderer Ian Brady.

    BBC Radio Leeds’ host Nathan Turvey asked listeners to guess which famous person had died in the last week with help from musical clues, including “All the Young Dudes” by Mott The Hoople, the theme tune to the Brady Bunch, “Suffer Little Children” by the Smiths and “Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads.

    “I think most of you worked out the answer was Ian Brady, which is someone we’re talking about this morning, of course, who died earlier in the week,” said Mr Turvey.
     
  6. Leo

    Leo To be a rock and not to roll. Site Supporter

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    Only a warped mind would even imagine that using such a circumstance was appropriate for a broadcast quiz listened to by many people. Depravity has no bounds for these c*nts!
     
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    Leo To be a rock and not to roll. Site Supporter

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    Pair of greedy bastards, especially after returning! What some people will do with the thought of some free moolah. Suck it up!.....:lol:

    meant to add....best try Poundland or Pound Stretchers next time!
     
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    AFCB_Mark Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    A fire broke out at the seafront near me over the weekend thanks to a disposable BBQ. It engulfed a section of woodland such that it required 4 engines and a helicopter to put it out. It was found that somebody preferred to light their disposable BBQ in the woods just yards from the beach. Perhaps because it was a tad chilly over the weekend and the woods offered some shelter. A beach full of sand is a fine place to light a BBQ. A woodland in summer is a very bloody bad place to light a BBQ.

    Perhaps we need to start requiring the completion of an IQ test upon the sale of disposal BBQs, to check that we're not giving them to clinical morons.
     
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    "local" story from Berlin, Germany, yesterday:

    2 chinese tourists were yesterday arrested for "posing" with the "Hitler-Gruß" in front of the German Parliament, the Reichstag! They' were later released after a bail bond of 500€ but will face later a criminal procedure (use of indicators of unconstitutional organizations). They maybe missed it but this isn't allowed here anymore for now 72 years.

    They want to copy everything, the Chinese...
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  11. Stagat

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    FWIW Dirk, am pretty sure this would be down to cultural naivety rather than anything sinister. A lot of Chinese don't really understand the magnitude of the history in question here, which is fair enough IMO.

    It's kinda similar to these twats doing yoga at temples in Thailand. Just no understanding of what is or isn't offensive in a foreign country.
     
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    At least she won't be afraid to fart in front of him in the future.
     
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    You think they have a future? Goodness knows what a girl would have to do to put you off...
     
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    I don't understand why she was so embarrassed about having a poo. Unless he had told her he had some weird poo phobia and hated the thought of people pooing in his house. In which case he's probably not a keeper anyway. I'm not sure why she couldn't flush it neither. Saying that, I've had a poo before that took several attempts to get rid of but in my experience it's best just to have a laugh about it. Defuses the tension imho.
    Anyway, they're both fairly odd if you ask me and actually I reckon he's the bigger weirdo here by publicising this episode to get his poxy window fixed for free.
     
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    I'd want my window fixed if some bird had lodged a turd behind it to be perfectly honest
     
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    If you had read the article it says they had another date so there...
     
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    Hmmm. I see your point but advertising the fact that you make women so uncomfortable that they have to attempt to throw their faeces out of the window seems too high a price for a new window tbqpfh. I'd probably just sort it out myself and save the general weirdness and ensuing palaver.
     
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    I think it was the size of the poo that was the problem. Fuck it, I'll buy him a new window myself aha
     
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    Tbf it's not the first story about women trying to stealth a stink log out of a toilet during a date I've heard of, I'm not sure whose been telling them men are super turned off by women having to use the toilet.
     
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    http://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/tesco-van-reported-suspicious-people-village-dont-shop-tesco/

    :lol:
     
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    I remember there was a story a couple of years ago about a woman wanting to sue the weathergirl because she said it would be sunny on a Monday afternoon and it ended up raining.
     
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    Look Out There Are Llamas Llamas ._.

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    It definitely isn't, I have a friend who has done that :/

    Personally I don't understand why anyone gives a shit.
     
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