I'm using Avast at the mo - and Avg took over Avast recently so they're actually the same thing - but I'm not getting any malware warnings and the like. What I'm getting though are LOADS of spam(scam/phishing?) emails from erm ladies asking me to stop sending them pics of my dick.
What I find odd is not that I don't actually need to send anybody a pic of my little todger but the reason these ladies give for not wanting to see any of my pics is, wait for it......because they're married! Ahahahahaha.