Something wrong with that picture (I mean, there's fuckloads wrong with that picture, but stay with me)...
So, Ronaldo's obviously a crier (or has spunky eyes or something) and I can even buy Shearer as an oversized crown thief but there's no way Suarez would be dutifully polishing Salah's boots. He'd be writhing around on the floor in faux agony while gnawing on the arm he'd just torn from Mo's mutilated body.
I don't know, I'm torn. First and foremost I'm still not 100% convinced it will actually end up there. I will be a year from now but still, someone might just have a penny drop. And boycotting the tournament is masochism, really.
But right now the opinions of ten bribed power men matters more than a billion followers and lovers of football. It will continue to be that way until people actually do what's right, rather than what they want.
And while it's fucked up and still a money-rules-football confirmation that it ends up in the USA (with a couple of alibi games in Mexico and Canada), it really is far and away from Qatar. I mean, the Qatar is good for literally no one as the average Joe in Qatar won't get to watch it either. It's literally only for the money men.
And with the average ticket price in the 2026 World cup quoted at a whopping $345, it won't be especially available to the average Joe either. But it's still a world and a half away from fucking Qatar.