Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Monkey Tennis]

Can double up as a handyman and paint the new stand with his fucking barnet.

 

[genesimmons]

https://twitter.com/GatesheadFC/status/929421443452071936

 

[Luke Imp]

We were in the 'Ice Cream Van Stand' at Crewe today.

 

[shoddycollins]

We were in the 'Ice Cream Van Stand' at Crewe today.

Poorly disguised willy-waving attempt

 

[Luke Imp]

As I was saying, 990 Imps were housed in the 'Ice Cream Van Stand' at Crewe...

 

[The Jovial Forester]

As I was saying, 990 Imps were housed in the 'Ice Cream Van Stand' at Crewe...

Read some article not long back about a company that fits out trad ice cream vans that's based near Crewe, bet they're the sponsors. Actually a good engineering sucess story, think they were exporting to surprising places like Kazakhstan or somewhere.

 

[shoddycollins]

Read some article not long back about a company that fits out trad ice cream vans that's based near Crewe, bet they're the sponsors. Actually a good engineering sucess story, think they were exporting to surprising places like Kazakhstan or somewhere.

https://www.whitbymorrison.com/

 

[The Jovial Forester]

https://www.whitbymorrison.com/

Hah, it's even on the pic if I'd looked properly but forgot their name.

 

[Master D]

Crewe preparing for their inevitable drop to Non League then, interesting.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Apparently the United Counties League game tonight between Edysbury (spelling?) And Deeping Rangers is off because the groundsman has lost the keys to the ground!

 

[RobboPOSH]

Apparently the United Counties League game tonight between Edysbury (spelling?) And Deeping Rangers is off because the groundsman has lost the keys to the ground!

Deeping Rangers FC‏ @DeepingRangers 5h
We’ve been informed by @EynesburyRovers that tonight’s @utdcos game has been postponed due to floodlight failure

Just seen this aswell. I'm not sure what I make of it to be honest:

 

[ccfctommy]

Lincoln City's 'Fanzone' for tomorrow!

 

[Luke Imp]

That's not just it.

It runs the whole length of the stand.

 

[RobboPOSH]

What's wrong with that? The British Army use those gazebos for recruitment:

 

[EnglishRed]

That's not just it.

It runs the whole length of the stand.

I hope they've got at least one more crate of coke.

What's that thing on the horse?

 

[GuiseleySteve]

What's that thing on the horse?

It's your man Sir Rhead ready to make his charge to the Racecourse.

 

[GTFCfish]

Lincoln City's 'Fanzone' for tomorrow!

This time last season you could actually have fitted most of their fans in there.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[GTFCfish]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you Brentford's Neal Maupay:

Apparently we've put a bid in for him as he's more likely to score than any of our lot.

 

[Raymondo316]

We been going on about getting a big screen/scoreboard for ages now, well we finally got it installed and yesterday was to be the first game it would be used......lets just say, it didn't quite go to plan. It was raining all yesterday & the screen went pop not long after it was turned on because someone forgot to waterproof the bloody thing.

 

[localhero]

Peterborough selling signed Danny Lloyd photos of their historic FA Cup win over a team two divisions below them.

https://twitter.com/PoshClubShop/status/932643406043602944

 

[RobboPOSH]

Peterborough selling signed Danny Lloyd photos of their historic FA Cup win over a team two divisions below them.

https://twitter.com/PoshClubShop/status/932643406043602944

It's the only thing we'll have to cheer about this season and it'll look good next to my Chelsea vs Peterborough commemorative mug from last year's FA Cup.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

It's the only thing we'll have to cheer about this season and it'll look good next to my Chelsea vs Peterborough commemorative mug from last year's FA Cup.

We have so little to cheer about I might buy one of them photos myself.

 

[Raymondo316]

 

[Pablosammy]

Yeah, doesn't sound like they got to him in the slightest...

 

[RobboPOSH]

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Have seen five different mascots representing Peterborough this evening - including a giant furry 'A'. Is that some kind of record? #pompey


As if they're taking the mick about each of our sponsors having a mascot.

 

[Master D]

Sutton have a Player of the Month award.

 

[Luke Imp]

Peterborough selling signed Danny Lloyd photos of their historic FA Cup win over a team two divisions below them.

https://twitter.com/PoshClubShop/status/932643406043602944

Barrow were too slow on that one!

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Barrow were too slow on that one!

Not sure signed Danny Lloyd photos would sell too well in Barrow.

 

[Luke Imp]

I hope they've got at least one more crate of coke.

What's that thing on the horse?

That was part of the Lincoln Knights Trail and done for an anniversary of some description to do with a piece in the Cathedral I think. It was a trail that took you all over Lincoln.

http://www.knightstrail.com/the-knights

There were 36 different ones on show earlier in the year from May to September. Then they were then auctioned off and raised £180k for charity. I think the most expensive one was the Dambuster's 'Knight of the Sky', signed by Jonny Johnson who is the last surviving member of the Dambsuters 617 Squadron, which sold for £15k.

Various sponsors bought ours for £6k or so, which is now on display somewhere at Sincil Bank. Signed by all of last seasons squad as well, so adds a bit more significance to it after what ended up happening.