Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Atavistic]

I want a six part documentary following Billericay, similar to the Salford one. Only for a good laugh.

Pretty sure they were saying early on in Tamplin's reign that there would be a documentary at some point, but that clearly hasn't progressed very far since then.

 

[Raymondo316]

Didn't two players from you join them because they didn't get on with Wheeler?

Loza and Efete only signed for them last week on 18 month deals.
Its well known that both hated him so they must be raging right about now. Wheeler cunted them off in the press saying that the players he got rid of/loaned out were all pretty much shit

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/sport/i-knew-what-a-mess-it-was-in-195215/

 

[Joe.]

Loza and Efete only signed for them last week on 18 month deals.
Its well known that both hated him so they must be raging right about now. Wheeler cunted them off in the press saying that the players he got rid of/loaned out were all pretty much shit

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/sport/i-knew-what-a-mess-it-was-in-195215/

He'll probably come out soon and say how great they are and he's priviliged to manage them. Absolute cock.

You're well rid there.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[Monkey Tennis]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1086550943511035905

Everything about this agency screams tinpot. They seem to have Agustien and then several Sunday League players.

"The TRUTH" they speak about, according to our manager, is that contract negotiations collapsed when the agency demanded petrol money and accommodation for the agent to go to Barrow on match day.

 

[Master D]

Any chance of translating that tweet into English?

 

[Luke Imp]

Is THE TRUTH the sequel of THE VISION?

 

[DarkSithLord]

Huddersfield linked with BvB coach Jan Siewert. Sky think they spot him in the crowd and send a reporter to chat to him. Turns out he's just some lad that looks a bit like him. Possibly the greatest moment in the long and storied history of Sky Sports.

https://twitter.com/statuses/1087003523928211456

 

[Valeite]

Guy used to be a window fitter before we gave him his break so he knows all about the graft believe me. It looks it to the outsider that Pope's the problem, but without him they'd be swimming in non league now. His goals are genuinely that valuable for the club and they suffer when he's out injured. It'll be some of his big time useless team mates that need a kick up the arse!

I bet he fitted them slowly!
Not a bad assessment though TNO.

 

[The_Boss]

"Make your thread sticky for £75 per year"

 

[doveranddover]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46972871

Former England captain David Beckham is set to take a 10% stake in National League club Salford City.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46972871

Former England captain David Beckham is set to take a 10% stake in National League club Salford City.

*plucky Salford City

 

[mowgli]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46972871

Former England captain David Beckham is set to take a 10% stake in National League club Salford City.

Another reason to despise them i hope it goes tits up.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Gotta put this here. Darlow (1883) obsessing over our lack of fans for a reserve game at a rugby ground.

 

[GTFCfish]

"Make your thread sticky for £75 per year"

Nearly as bad as this email they sent me last week:

 

[chief]

Maidenhead took a foul free kick today. Their number 8 hit a free kick that rebounded off his own left boot which led to the referee awarding us a free kick.

 

[Luke Imp]

It's fair to say Alan Hardy hasn't had the best of weekend at Notts.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

It's fair to say Alan Hardy hasn't had the best of weekend at Notts.

At least the end is in sight, in every sense.

 

[HG Yellow&Black]

Pretty sure they were saying early on in Tamplin's reign that there would be a documentary at some point, but that clearly hasn't progressed very far since then.

They were, last season in the fa cup, they were filming at Harrogate, they were fairly bemused he wasn't on the touchline (the bit in Tamplin world where he was manager)
Quite heartened that he is back.
Was getting a bit cheap laughing at Notts County's 'BigAl'

 

[Soup Ladle]

"Make your thread sticky for £75 per year"

It's now £95. Get on it.

 

[Farleigh]

Butu what sticky subject would you inflict on everyone else?

Stamp collecting? Train numbers? Brotherhood? Cute kittens?

 

[DontBringBertie]

Butu what sticky subject would you inflict on everyone else?

Stamp collecting? Train numbers? Brotherhood? Cute kittens?

DarkSithLord's Star Wars collection.

 

[Moss Rose Silkmen]

 

[AnimoEtFide]

View attachment 10375

Chris Byrne must have returned.

 

[The_Boss]

Chris Byrne must have returned.

Wish he could return in his playing pomp!

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Wish he could return in his playing pomp!

My favourite Chris Byrne memory is when he just karate kicked someone about 5 mins in for no apparent reason. He walked straight off without waiting for the red card. Everyone was so shocked that there was no reaction from either sets of players, bench or fans. We just waited for him to walk off, then carried on playing.

My second favourite Chris Byrne memory is that time he robbed a chemist on crutches.

 

[The_Boss]

My favourite Chris Byrne memory is when he just karate kicked someone about 5 mins in for no apparent reason. He walked straight off without waiting for the red card. Everyone was so shocked that there was no reaction from either sets of players, bench or fans. We just waited for him to walk off, then carried on playing.

My second favourite Chris Byrne memory is that time he robbed a chemist on crutches.

I remember being at work and hearing the news in the radio that a league 2 footballer had been shot in the leg whilst sat in a car in Cheadle Hulme. Before they even said his name I knew it would be Byrney.

Absolute class player, my all time favourite Macc player.

 

[GTFCfish]

My favourite Chris Byrne memory is when he just karate kicked someone about 5 mins in for no apparent reason. He walked straight off without waiting for the red card. Everyone was so shocked that there was no reaction from either sets of players, bench or fans. We just waited for him to walk off, then carried on playing.

My second favourite Chris Byrne memory is that time he robbed a chemist on crutches.

Lincoln City have put a bid in for him based purely on them reading your post.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Gotta feel for the Dover fans on here.

The site's been down for a week and they missed their historic chance of a one game match thread.

 

[doveranddover]

Thought it was a bit of luck seeing as we threw away an early lead to lose in the last minute of injury time