The Alan Gordon Partridge Thread

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I know there's a few fellow Alan fans on here so I thought I'd make a little space where we can share our favourite Partridge moments.
 

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No butter. Marg? I can't believe it's not butter....Sunny Delight :lol:
 

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"How long did you put this in for Lynn?"
"8 minutes"
"It's hotter than the Sun!"

"Are you wearing lynx?"
"Well smelled! Voodoo!"
"Java!"

"Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday."
 

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Watched that episode earlier today. As if the bloke who works at the petrol; station is going to have a pint with a man who has just bought 13 bottles of windscreen wash :lol:
 

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'Did they get better'?
'We cleared the cave' :lol::lol:
 

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What's everyones favourite episode of I'm Alan Partridge? Think the Dantes Fires one is the best.
 

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What's everyones favourite episode of I'm Alan Partridge? Think the Dantes Fires one is the best.
Which part of Birmingham are you from?

You've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa... Ruddy sofa

I booked the room in the name of the real IRA
I can't pick a favourite. There's little bits in them all that are outstanding.
 

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One of my fave quotes from that episode is ""I hate you lot. I've just thrown the Royal Family out of a plane. Can I use your toilet?" or something like that.
 

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I went to an Alan Partridge based pub quiz a few weeks ago. It was absolutely brilliant.

Highlight was being reminded that the whacky DJ for North Norfolk Digital was called "Wally Banter".
 

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I've got it on audiobook with Coogan, its very funny :D
That's a thought. I've got a coach journey to Berlin coming up. I'm thinking audio books to pass the time. Might be worth listening to the man himself rather than reading.
 

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That's a thought. I've got a coach journey to Berlin coming up. I'm thinking audio books to pass the time. Might be worth listening to the man himself rather than reading.
Yeah I listen to a lot of audiobooks when I go for my walks and runs and I have been known to burst out laughing in the middle of the street while listening to this. Great stuff :D
 

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I've got it on Kindle, but I bet its much better hearing him read it.
 

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What's everyones favourite episode of I'm Alan Partridge? Think the Dantes Fires one is the best.
The one where he pisses off all the farmers (in the clip that SALTITE posted above) is probably my favourite. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say an infected spinal column in a bap - I should have said a baguette." The scene where he interviews the farmers' representative played by Chris Morris is perfect.
 

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The one where he pisses off all the farmers (in the clip that SALTITE posted above) is probably my favourite. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say an infected spinal column in a bap - I should have said a baguette." The scene where he interviews the farmers' representative played by Chris Morris is perfect.
You feed beefburgers to swans
 

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Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland.... Your little finger just touched it.
Don't rub your fanny on me
 

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Can you bring over the brochures? That's Smeg, Poggehnpol and BOSCH!
 

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