The Lancashire Thread

[TomPNE94]

Nah, Dingles are the inbreds, Rovers fans are just c***.

 

[PrestonCha]

Roversfan is probably relatively normal, as he lives in a 01772 area code but....people actually from Blackburn always strike me as far more peculiar than the Dingles.

It's just such an odd place. The street layouts, the shops, the inhabitants dress sense, the way they talk....everything about the place creeps me out.

The sort of place that, if you fell asleep at a house pissed up; you can almost guarantee that someone's going to try and sneak a look at your bumhole, and nosey through your phone txts & pics.

 

[SF_]

A 40yr old bird from Blackburn used to live in my uni halls, she tried to shag everyone in the building but failed because she was fucking horrible.

My mate did a little wee in her ribena.

Good times.

 

[roversfan2001]

 

[TomPNE94]

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You've got a striker worth £15million and you're celebrating being a point ahead of us? You're easily pleased.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Blackburn will go bust this time next year.

 

[roversfan2001]

Nah, Dingles are the inbreds, Rovers fans are just c***.

You've got a striker worth £15million and you're celebrating being a point ahead of us? You're easily pleased.

I'll refer you back to your earlier comment.

 

[TomPNE94]

I'll refer you back to your earlier comment.

I fail to see the relevance...

 

[roversfan2001]

I fail to see the relevance...

I'm being a c#*t by laughing at being a point ahead of you even though we have a £15m striker.

 

[markwwfc1992]

So you're basically laughing at the fact that you're a c***?

 

[roversfan2001]

So you're basically laughing at the fact that you're a c***?

Yep.

 

[markwwfc1992]

 

[TomPNE94]

I'm being a c#*t by laughing at being a point ahead of you even though we have a £15m striker.

Top banter bro

 

[roversfan2001]

Top banter bro

 

[PrestonCha]

I said I thought roversfan was relatively normal, earlier...

I take that back.

 

[roversfan2001]

Blackburn 0-0 Bolton (28th Aug)
Burnley 2-0 Bolton (17th Oct)
Blackburn 0-1 Burnley (24th Oct)
Preston 0-0 Bolton (31st Oct)
Preston v Blackburn (21st Nov)
Burnley v Preston (5th Dec)
Bolton v Blackburn (28th Dec)
Bolton v Burnley (27th Feb)
Burnley v Blackburn (5th Mar)
Bolton v Preston (12th Mar)
Blackburn v Preston (2nd Apr)
Preston v Burnley (23rd Apr)

Burnley....P2.W2.D0.L0.GF3.GA0.GD+3.PTS6
Bolton.....P3.W0.D2.L1.GF0.GA2.GD-2.PTS2
Preston....P1.W0.D1.L0.GF0.GA0.GD0..PTS1
Blackburn..P2.W0.D1.L1.GF0.GA1.GD-1.PTS1

Inbreds lead at present, Preston without a Lancs game yet, however.
EDIT 02/11 : Dingles with a 4 point lead, and the only ones to score. Rovers bottom.

 

[SF_]

Glad there aren't any regular Dingles on here, they're miles better than the rest of us and I couldn't be assed with the inbred bastards gloating.

 

[roversfan2001]

Blackburn 0-0 Bolton (28th Aug)
Burnley 2-0 Bolton (17th Oct)
Blackburn 0-1 Burnley (24th Oct)
Preston 0-0 Bolton (31st Oct)
Preston 1-2 Blackburn (21st Nov)
Burnley v Preston (5th Dec)
Bolton v Blackburn (28th Dec)
Bolton v Burnley (27th Feb)
Burnley v Blackburn (5th Mar)
Bolton v Preston (12th Mar)
Blackburn v Preston (2nd Apr)
Preston v Burnley (23rd Apr)

Burnley....P2.W2.D0.L0.GF3.GA0.GD+3.PTS6
Blackburn..P3.W1.D1.L1.GF2.GA2.GD0..PTS4
Bolton.....P3.W0.D2.L1.GF0.GA2.GD-2.PTS2
Preston....P2.W0.D1.L1.GF1.GA2.GD-1.PTS1

 

[roversfan2001]

Blackburn 0-0 Bolton (28th Aug)
Burnley 2-0 Bolton (17th Oct)
Blackburn 0-1 Burnley (24th Oct)
Preston 0-0 Bolton (31st Oct)
Preston 1-2 Blackburn (21st Nov)
Burnley 0-2 Preston (5th Dec)
Bolton v Blackburn (28th Dec)
Bolton v Burnley (27th Feb)
Burnley v Blackburn (5th Mar)
Bolton v Preston (12th Mar)
Blackburn v Preston (2nd Apr)
Preston v Burnley (23rd Apr)

Burnley....P3.W2.D0.L1.GF3.GA2.GD+1.PTS6
Preston....P3.W1.D1.L1.GF3.GA2.GD+1.PTS4
Blackburn..P3.W1.D1.L1.GF2.GA2.GD0..PTS4
Bolton.....P3.W0.D2.L1.GF0.GA2.GD-2.PTS2

Four points separate the teams at the halfway stage.

 

[roversfan2001]

Blackburn 0-0 Bolton (28th Aug)
Burnley 2-0 Bolton (17th Oct)
Blackburn 0-1 Burnley (24th Oct)
Preston 0-0 Bolton (31st Oct)
Preston 1-2 Blackburn (21st Nov)
Burnley 0-2 Preston (5th Dec)
Bolton 1-0 Blackburn (28th Dec)
Bolton v Burnley (27th Feb)
Burnley v Blackburn (5th Mar)
Bolton v Preston (12th Mar)
Blackburn v Preston (2nd Apr)
Preston v Burnley (23rd Apr)

Burnley....P3.W2.D0.L1.GF3.GA2.GD+1.PTS6
Bolton.....P4.W1.D2.L1.GF1.GA2.GD-1.PTS5
Preston....P3.W1.D1.L1.GF3.GA2.GD+1.PTS4
Blackburn..P4.W1.D1.L2.GF2.GA3.GD-1.PTS4

No words describe this. Bolton won a game, the world is ending.

 

[SF_]

Preston won't finish higher than us and Blackburn

 

[Muzzle]

Still plenty of games to go yet

 

[TomPNE94]

Still plenty of games to go yet

 

[SF_]

Bolton away on Gentry Day should be a good one, hope Beckford is back for that one.

 

[roversfan2001]

Bolton away on Gentry Day should be a good one, hope Beckford is back for that one.

Speaking of that, you Preston lads know how hard it'll be to get tickets in the away end? Planning on going to that game - I've got 20 points on my PNE account

 

[SF_]

Speaking of that, you Preston lads know how hard it'll be to get tickets in the away end? Planning on going to that game - I've got 20 points on my PNE account

That away end holds about 6k-7k doesn't it? they'll definitely go on general sale so you'll be fine.

 

[roversfan2001]

That away end holds about 6k-7k doesn't it? they'll definitely go on general sale so you'll be fine.

I think we got about 4.5k - I'm sure they have increased segregation for us though. My friends have 50-100 points on their accounts so I'll buy through theirs if it's unlikely to get to general sale.

 

[SF_]

I think we got about 4.5k - I'm sure they have increased segregation for us though. My friends have 50-100 points on their accounts so I'll buy through theirs if it's unlikely to get to general sale.

Is that 4.5k including the bottom tier?

 

[TomPNE94]

Is that 4.5k including the bottom tier?

Think it's the top tier and half the bottom

 

[mossypne]

Speaking of that, you Preston lads know how hard it'll be to get tickets in the away end? Planning on going to that game - I've got 20 points on my PNE account

They're on sale tomorrow straight on General sale so you'll be fine.