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Things We Hate

Discussion in 'Nik's General Chat' started by Renegade, Jan 17, 2015.

  1. Etienne Vermeer

    Etienne Vermeer Active Member

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    Okay so some are lucky enough to be able to walk to work, my commute is 41 miles :err: that said, it takes me only 5 minutes more than it did when I lived 6 miles away with no car.
     
  2. mowgli

    mowgli Well-Known Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    Fuck i fell of my stepladder in my bathroom and hit my head on the radiator covering the floor in my own blood :ffs: My missus is on her way home to drive me to hospital,i wouldn't mind but i've only drunk 2 pints today these things wouldn't happen to me if i was pissed so there's a reason to drink more before she gets home as if i'm gonna get a bollocking i might as well make it worthwhile :lol:
     
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    Sexual frustration.
     
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  4. SALTIRE

    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    Sweating in areas that I didn't think you could sweat in!
     
  5. JimJams

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    Like Tescos car park?
     
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  6. SALTIRE

    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    There's a few woods up here that's better if that's what you mean. ;)
     
  7. Pagnell

    Pagnell Fuck You Little Bear

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    My new job involving driving up to 1000 miles a week.
     
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    Wtf? Where is it?
     
  9. Stevencc

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    He's a formula one driver now.
     
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  10. Pagnell

    Pagnell Fuck You Little Bear

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    I'm practising for this weekend's Le Mans.

    Not really. I'm a field engineer. Got fed up of working in an office for the last 15 years so I'm back on the road. Just didn't expect this much driving. Was in Derby today and yesterday, just driven to South Wales for work tomorrow, then tomorrow after work I'm in Cornwall for two days before returning home on Friday.

    Still, I'm paid for every hour I'm on the road so can't complain too much and some weeks it's far less.
     
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    You kind of stole my joke a bit there.
     
  12. Pagnell

    Pagnell Fuck You Little Bear

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    Mine was better.
     
  13. Leo

    Leo To be a rock and not to roll. Site Supporter

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    You need one of these ?....

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    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    Na I haven't done anything like that. I'm too shy. :p

    Don't think there's a very big scene here in Dundee tbh. Maybe I should set something up!

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    Clegs - Horseflies, Gadflies, Bots.

    I'm tolerant of most life-forms on this planet. Mossies are a holiday irritant and I avoid Scotland in the midge season but these bastards bite through your shirt and (with their pretty eyes) are regulars down our garden at this time of year.

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    Saying good bye.

     
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    Bit harsh mate, he's only just lost his seat!
     
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    Losing a tournament final 1-0 because of a (nearly saved) penalty that was only given for a handball (our guy had his arm in front of his chest) despite dominating that match.
     
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    Clearly toning up but not reflecting on the scales - in fact, I've gained weight! Damnit! :(
     
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    Sunburn after falling asleep in the garden,i didn't even have any booze it must just be old age i suppose :dk:
     
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  22. Look Out There Are Llamas

    Look Out There Are Llamas Llamas ._.

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    Milkman knocking on my door at 7.30AM. Cancelled our order with them, can only presume he was knocking to try and change my mind. Bang up job on that one. c***.
     
  23. SALTIRE

    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    Yeah it happened to me before and I think (and hope) its that, as I've been at it five days a week. Usually the following month I then lose weight again; but its just after leaving it five weeks before I checked my weight, and see I've not lost a thing thats a bit disheartening. Ach well its not going to put me off, I'll be back on it today, just need to make sure I do more cardio then.
     
  24. SALTIRE

    SALTIRE Slàinte mhath! Staff Member Moderator Site Supporter

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    Neighbour's dog barking all the time. Going to have to report it.
     
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    I went camping last weekend, and the resulting mossie bites down my leg are still itching me now. Yet my other half who was with me the whole time, has zero bites. Apparently I took one (or several) for the team. Bastards indeed. And that itchy bite cream stuff does feck all too.
     
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    Booo....Booo....if the dog is taken away and put down how will you feel knowing you were responsible for instigating the death of a wee doggie.
     
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    Some people emit a pheromone that mozzies are attracted to. Perhaps you do?
     
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    Get yoursen some tiger balm. Go-to choice of #travelpricks everywhere. I been using it for years.

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    Don't care. Two years or so this has been happening; the guy goes out to work and anyone who passes the window even if they are on the other side of the road, the dog will bark at - 9 hours on a weekday that is. Even Saturday night he was at it. Its an old dog anyway, it hasn't got long left, may as well put it out of its misery if that's the case. :devil:

    We've ousted one of our neighbours, a hash-ridden paranoid twit, now its time for the doggie!
     

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