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Leo

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Browsing...fucking browsing. Was up the town at a retail park to go into M&S foodhall...that was it, nowt else.....however the missus couldn't get a suitable birthday card for her sister in law there so she says we'll go to the other end of the retail park to the Range and have a look in there. Parks up and the missus goes into the boot and brings a bag out. Why the bag if you're only getting a card says I ? Well, when we're in we'll have a browse incase I see something else. Ended up wi a birthday card and 6 packs of daffodil bulbs ffs!
 

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Pretty sure it's like an unwritten rule of being a woman to come out of a shop with more than you went in for and to spend four times as long in there than necessary because of the aforementioned 'browsing'.
 

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Browsing...fucking browsing. Was up the town at a retail park to go into M&S foodhall...that was it, nowt else.....however the missus couldn't get a suitable birthday card for her sister in law there so she says we'll go to the other end of the retail park to the Range and have a look in there. Parks up and the missus goes into the boot and brings a bag out. Why the bag if you're only getting a card says I ? Well, when we're in we'll have a browse incase I see something else. Ended up wi a birthday card and 6 packs of daffodil bulbs ffs!
The Range ,stuff of nightmares mate, I feel your pain !
 

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How women can lose cards when they fall out of their purse and not one card they've lost is relevant.

I could lose the same amount of cards from my wallet and I guarantee they would consist of my LFC members card, drivers license and fucking visa card.
 

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Canvassers who say "give me 10 minutes to change your mind ,to which I usually reply" 10 fucking minutes you're either a Svengali or the Wife ?"
 

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People not saying thanks when you stop to let them cross the road.

Ive stopped my journey so that you can carry on with yours, say thanks you miserable bastards!
 

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Why should I have to. Even those that aren’t too long are made of stuff that makes it impossible to stay tied up for more than 5 minutes. Bollocks to this Brexit nonsense - sort out the laces, May!
 

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Mate's who threaten to confront a person with menace and then proceed to approach the situation in the most none threatening manner possible ,thus allowing the recipient of the scolding the confidence to say "Fuck off " which then see's said mate looking across the pub for back up .................Every fucking time we go out !
 

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What are the BBC playing at? Transferring the Strictly spin off on to BBC1 in to the Pointless slot. Are they getting desperate, having lost 1M viewers in the first week?

:told:
 

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