Recent content by Somerset Green

Should be a minute's silence at all EFL games this weekend (f**k the Prem). The death of a wonderful 134-year-old club is a huge loss to lower-league football in England and should be marked in some way. It would be especially poignant down at Plymouth, where there's obviously a sizeable former...

Was it ever not boring? Someone thought they'd made a funny, and I suppose it would be if you were 12.

Crewe looked a half decent side, though a bit powderpuff. They came at us hard in the second half as you would expect, but didn't have enough quality up front to punish us. Read a funny comment on their forum - 'They had 3 shots and 3 goals' - obviously written by someone who watched the game...

Oh my God, the reality of relegation has just hit me like a Jo Brand bearhug. There's only one word to describe that fixture list: depressing.

I've watched two games live using a VPN, no problems there. The quality, however, varies from okay to absolute shite. The Southend game last week kept freezing every few seconds throughout the whole game. The only way I could watch any of it properly was to hit pause for five minutes, which...