Stupid injuries

[Mark kavanagh]

it came out of the club yesterday that andy cooks smashed hand was due to him dropping a dumbbell on his hand.... i think andy put the dumb in dumbbell there.

Can anyone top it?

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

Rio Ferdinand and the TV remote...

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Darius Vassell and the drill...

Doesn't surprise me about Cook - he was once asked on radio if he agreed with a decision and he nodded. Got some stories about that lad, but probably libellous.

 

[Mark kavanagh]

Read the other day that during the rwc in new zealand in 1987 the scottish squad were watching the news in finley calders hotel room when suddenly gavin hastings piped up 'crikey arnt the matches close over here!' After a few seconds head scratching the guys realised that gavin was looking at the weather temperatures rolling across a band on the bottom of the screen

 

[Bendubz]

I once sprained my wrist watching the warmup before a Maidstone match, tried to stop a wide shot (and tbf managed to), but pushed my wrist backwards in the process, meant a trip to A&E after the match

 

[Davidimp]

One our players injured himself tripping over his kid's toy! Lee Beevers (not this season obvs)

 

[ShrewdBlue]

In our Evo-Stik days, our striker Chris Simm slipped on his new decking and broke his wrist (maybe even both of them).

 

[EnglishRed]

Mickey Thomas was our Captain when he was famously stabbed in the buttocks with a screwdriver.

 

[Railway Blue]

it came out of the club yesterday that andy cooks smashed hand was due to him dropping a dumbbell on his hand.... i think andy put the dumb in dumbbell there.

Can anyone top it?

Does that mean he can't use that hand to control the ball as he did before scoring against us recently.

 

[Mark kavanagh]

Does that mean he can't use that hand to control the ball as he did before scoring against us recently.

Yes the ref squirted mustard in his eyes before that game

 

[Master D]

Mickey Thomas was our Captain when he was famously stabbed in the buttocks with a screwdriver.

Whilst he was parked up down a country lane knocking off the bloke's wife.

 

[EnglishRed]

Whilst he was parked up down a country lane knocking off the bloke's wife.

What a guy

 

[GTFCfish]

Ivano Bonetti and a plate of chicken wings......

https://www.joe.ie/fitness-health/p...no-bonetti-and-a-plate-of-chicken-wings/31952

 

[Chris FGR]

David Batty was run over by his 3 year old on a tricycle.

 

[Mark kavanagh]

Ivano Bonetti and a plate of chicken wings......

https://www.joe.ie/fitness-health/p...no-bonetti-and-a-plate-of-chicken-wings/31952

Is that why he was a giant cock when he played for us? Argued with everyone at the club

 

[rudebwoyben]

David Beasant dropping the jar of salad cream onto his foot..