1FF Wars 3.5

[Spirederman]

Yes, definitely scripted Harvs. Couldn't agree more.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Hate this game.

 

[SUTSS]

Charlie Kelly 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v The Lone Wanderer – 5BR 5HP 1D6 (Team Tennis Twat)

If The Lone Wanderer wins here we get a three way play off.

Both fighters fly at each other and end up in one of those cartoony fights where there is a ball of dust and fists with the odd body part sticking out. Only one of them comes out of this still standing...


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it...





is....






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Charlie Kelly!

 

[SUTSS]

Roxanne Morton 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) v Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

With the big guns falling quickly here this battle becomes huge. Two evenly matched fighters. If Emily wins she goes through. If Roxanne wins it becomes a three way play off and a potential route for Ciri into the Quarter Finals where she would surely be the favourite.

And this tournament seems to only be going one way. Of course Ciri isn't going to be let back in! Emily destroys Roxanne and gets through to the next round.

Thomasin 6BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Ronald ‘Mac’ McDonald 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

A dead rubber between two undrafted characters. Thomasin wins.

 

[SUTSS]

Quarter Final Draw:

Clementine v Patty
Booker DeWitt v Rowdy Ricky Knight
Emily Kaldwin v Charlie Kelly
Sean Bean v Donald Trump

 

[HarvSFC]

So we draft Mike Mayock's top two picks and get our worse character in the quarter finals.

 

[Spirederman]

It's basically all the undrafted lot in the knockouts.

Scripted as fuck. Don't know what post in our team PM I was talking about last night HarvSFC, just looked and it's not there.

Definitely dreamt that and SUTSS is just as corrupt as Oaf

 

[HarvSFC]

Shall we resign and go back to LR's game where WE were in the game?

 

[SUTSS]

Clementine 5BR 3HP 1D8 (Undrafted) v Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap)

Does our amazing string of upsets head into the Quarter Finals? Any middleweight like Patty left in must now have one eye on the prize.

Clementine tries to use her small frame to get around Patty. Patty swings those long ape arms at her and manages to connect. No upset here. Patty advances to the semi finals.

 

[SUTSS]

Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) v Rowdy Ricky Knight 10BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

Has the tie turned on upsets completely now that we're in the Quarter finals?

Ricky Knight is pumped after his great victories in the group stages. He charges at Booker trying to slam his whole body weight into him. Booker braces and takes the impact. The both fall to the ground. Kick after kick, punch after punch are exchanges but no one seems to be doing any damage. Then suddenly...




Ricky grabs Booker...




He pulls him in close....





Booker tries to escape...





and he does!...



before...




planting a winning blow on Ricky. Booker is through to the Semis to face Patty!

 

[SUTSS]

Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Charlie Kelly 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

Emily Kaldwin continues her fine form and decimates Charlie Kelly here. She will play the winner of the next match.

Sean Bean 10BR 3HP 1BR (Undrafted) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)

Donald Trump has had a great tournament so far but has he got tired of winning?...

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If he has he's not showing it. Another great win by Donald Trump as he advances to the semis!

 

[SUTSS]

Semi Finals:

Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) v Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock)
Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)

 

[SUTSS]

Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) v Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock)

The two biggest hitters left in a tournament that has not favoured them so far.

Patty roars as the fight starts. She is up for this. The roar startles Booker. Patty uses her impressive speed to take advantage of this.



She hits Booker in the stomach and he is winded.




But he's not out yet.




He hits back but Patty doesn't seem to feel it.




Booker is on the back foot here. Dodging most of the hits but taking a couple of big knocks.




Patty appears to be tiring though





Booker grabs his gun and manages to load it.





He fires at Patty.






and







hits!







Booker is into the final!

 

[SUTSS]

Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)

Has Donald Trump been lucky or is he just plain underrated.

Donald addresses his supporters. It's clear that none of them have got tired of winning yet. And they are not going to be disappointed here because somehow he pulls it out again. Donald is into the final!

 

[SUTSS]

3rd/4th Place Playoff:

Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap)

Grand Final:

Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)

 

[SUTSS]

A reminder of the prizes:

Best Featherweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Charlie Kelly)
Best Lightweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Donald Trump)
Best Middleweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Booker DeWitt)
3rd Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for any character
2nd Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for any character + one item
1st Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character + one item + a free undrafted character selected at random

 

[Techno Natch]

Yes Trump!

 

[Oaf]

Well, it's been a good tournament and I just want to stop to say thank you to all of those who have fought us and lost so bad that they don't know what to do with themselves. We're going to have a big celebration when we win. JUGE. There'll be loads of celebrities there.
Let's have a look at Booker Dewitt then. He built a flying city? Credit where it's due, that's a great way to keep out unwanted visitors. But I think we all know that Bioshock is one of the most over rated games of all time. It's awful. I've never said a good word about it IN MY LIFE. In fact, I never even played it. And I know loads of people, ask anyone, they'll all tell you that it's over rated.

 

[Leewilson]

We didn't win a single fight. Erlich couldn't beat 2 fellow featherweights and Lone Wanderer couldn't beat Charlie Kelly.

What a tennis twat we/I are/am

 

[Ciderhead]

 

[SUTSS]

3rd/4th Place Playoff:

Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap)

This has been out highest scoring match so far. One rolled a total of 17, the other 18. Which one was it?

Spoiler

PATTY WINS!

 

[SUTSS]

The Grand Final:

Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)

The primaries have gone and the real test is now. Can Donald repeat his success?

Spoiler

No. Booker wins.

 

[SUTSS]

Best Featherweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Charlie Kelly)
Best Lightweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Donald Trump)
Best Middleweight: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character (Won by Booker DeWitt)
3rd Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for any character (won by Nottarf Krap)
2nd Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for any character + one item (Won by #MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain)
1st Place: +1BR or Dice Upgrade for that character + one item + a free undrafted character selected at random (Won by Dukes of Haddock)

 

[SUTSS]

Rewards:

Charlie Kelly chooses a Dice Upgrade!
Donald Trump can have +1BR or a Dice Upgrade!
Booker DeWitt can have +1BR or a Dice Upgrade!
Nottarf Krap can give a +1BR or a Dice Upgrade to any character!
#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain can give a +1BR or a Dice Upgrade to any character!
#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain gain the Elder Wand!
Dukes of Haddock can give a +1BR or a Dice Upgrade to any character!
Dukes of Haddock gain a Plasma Grenade!
Dukes of Haddock gain Thomasin on a free!

 

[SUTSS]

Character offers will go out shortly. Deadline for them and any reward choices you need to make will be 7pm Monday.

 

[Oaf]

The system is RIGGED. This is not what the people wanted. And we demand a recount, and for those responsible for this crime to be put in jail.

 

[SUTSS]

Donald did actually role 6 for BR and 6 on his dice. Then Booker rolled 13 on BR...

 

[SUTSS]

We have out first signings:

2 Dicks and a Dom sign:

The Wicked Witch of the West

The Wicked Witch of the West, 13, 3hp, 1D6 £250,000/£35,000, Seeker

Velicoraptor

Velociraptor, 12, 3hp, 1D6 £240,000, £34,000, Clever Girl

#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain sign:

Tony Soprano

Tony Soprano 5, 3hp 1D6 £400k, NA, Money Maker (+£100,000)


Ben Linus

Ben Linus, 3, 3hp, 1D6 £80,000, £14,000, For the good of the island


#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain also give a dice upgrade to Donald Trump and Songbird.

 

[Oaf]

Ben Linus was destined to come to us. Basically, across two Wars games in a row, been signed back to back.

Also, Soprano is one of those good little under rated signings that seems to get picked up most times. Kind of sits around not doing much but really chops down the wages.

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock sign:

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor, 10, 3hp, 1D6, £300,000, NA, Money Maker (+50,000)