1FF Wars

[Veggie Legs]

I agree with the above comments, this definitely isn't a priority.. Real life happens to all of us, it's just more noticeable when you're the person running the game rather than playing.

 

[Oaf]

For winning in rapture, Stags could choose a character to take 2HP of damage... and they use this on... Tidus!

Tidus is killed.

For winning the fight in tardis, 3DD were able to get a specific character offer. They Sign:

Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £190,000/£15,000 – Hired Gun

Other news:

For losing a fight with her WWE championship to an NPC character, Arya loses her title and it passes out of the game entirely.

Also, with us moving onto week 41 now... shits about to get harder. Again.

 

[Oaf]

Week 41 changes...

To try to make things even more difficult, there will once again be some big ass changes coming to several parts of 1FF Wars...

Character Offers:
ARE DONE! No more offers each week, at least in the traditional sense. The odd fight will have a "winner gets a character offer" stipulation added to it... you have to win these to get any more offers from here on out.

Prize money:
IS DONE! No more regular prize money for winning fights. The odd fight will have a "winner gets £X money for winning" stipulation added... but other than this, fights will be just for territory a lot of the time now.

Territories:
To try to make it less of a lucky dip, from here on out each fight card will have both teams defend an equal number of territories each week. Fight cards will naturally get smaller as the game goes on and your rosters get smaller... but each week you will defend the same amount of territories from here on out.

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
3DD vs STAG

WWE Arena
Faction Battle (Yes, this means not just a character offer, but from a faction of your choosing!)
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD

Mount Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG

Winterfell
Character Offer
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG

Pokemon Stadium
Character Offer
Heavyweight
3DD vs STAG

Jakku
Death Match
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD

Bonus:
Jurassic Park
Winner Receives 300k
3DD vs STAG

Only one fight for money this week!

Deadline for selecting characters.... mid day tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

Kirk sets a course to move the fight from Xaviers School to Goldenrod City.

Lara Crofts Fight Club ability gives Sagat +1BR.

Goldenrod City
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
James T. Kirk – 11BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Arya Stark – 9BR 2HP 1D6 STAG

Arya is equipped with Valyrian Steel. Kirk is equipped with the Golden Axe.

WWE Arena
Faction Battle (Yes, this means not just a character offer, but from a faction of your choosing!)
Lightweight
The Undertaker [WWE] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Michael Ehrmantraut is equipped with the Portal Gun.

Mount Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
No one 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

Winterfell
Character Offer
Middleweight
T-Rex – 14BR 3HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

Pokemon Stadium
Character Offer
Heavyweight
Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 16BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

Lara Croft is equipped with the Combat MG.

Jakku
Death Match
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 16BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Sauron – 20BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Bonus:
Jurassic Park
Winner Receives 300k
Pingu – 20BR 4HP 2D12 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 19BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

Have to go right now, but will be back to do the result shortly. Give it an hour. Probably less.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Evenly matched fights all over, could be a big swing this week if one team gets lucky...

 

[Oaf]

Goldenrod City
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
James T. Kirk – 11BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Arya Stark – 9BR 2HP 1D6 STAG

Kirk used some awful Star Trek fighting moves on Arya to disarm her of her weapon. He then hit her with a double axe handle type rubbish Star Trek move to knock her down and plunged the Golden Axe into her gut to finish her off. She scored fine here, really, it's just that Kirk scored brilliantly. Arya is dead.

WWE Arena
Faction Battle (Yes, this means not just a character offer, but from a faction of your choosing!)
Lightweight
The Undertaker [WWE] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

The Undertaker felt at home here in the WWE Arena, but scored pretty bad. Luckily for him, though, Micheal got a 1 on his BR roll which put him firmly behind and wasn't able to use his dice to make up for it. I can't picture Michael using a portal gun, so I can just picture him not quite being sure of what to do with it. This confusion led to him getting chokeslamed through the ring.

Mount Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
No one 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

Winterfell
Character Offer
Middleweight
T-Rex – 14BR 3HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

The Flash kept up his incredible winning record, managing to overcome a freakin' T Rex this time. This man just cannot lose right now.

Pokemon Stadium
Character Offer
Heavyweight
Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 16BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

This had to be one of the worst performing rounds I've seen. CJ scored a 4 in TOTAL, yet Lara was only just able to beat him using her second D6... another win for Stags here.

Jakku
Death Match
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 16BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Sauron – 20BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Even with the 4BR advantage going into this, 3DD's horrific luck continued and Stags picked up ANOTHER win. Magneto survives and 3DD unfortunately lose a 3HP Sauron for this. These Stags were probably the under dogs when it came down to the final two teams, but they're getting all of the luck right now and it's dragging them right back into it.

They've won most of the fights so far... but the one win they really want is the one that actually rewards them with money.

It's been an awful week for 3DD, but denying STAG of that money may still make all of the difference....

Bonus:
Jurassic Park
Winner Receives 300k
Pingu – 20BR 4HP 2D12 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 19BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

Unbelievable. I rolled Pingu first and he scored 30. Not all that bad. Then I rolled Captain America... 19 for BR and then 12 for his first D12. He didn't even need the second dice after scoring as high as he possibly could to complete the clean sweep for Stags in an incredibly even looking, yet one sided, game week.

I can't even find words to describe the difference in luck here Stags have had 100% of it and 3DD have got absolute fuck all. They just can't seem to put Stags away, and week by week, this just keeps on getting closer and closer... this is anybodies game to win. Though, if luck continues to favour STAGS as it has, there is only one way this is going...

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD
James T Kirk gains 1BR
Get one character offer
Michael Ehrmantraut loses 1HP
Fined 200k for Mount Doom
T Rex loses 1HP
CJ loses 1HP
Sauron is killed
Pingu takes 1HP damage
Lose Pokemon Stadium

STAG
Arya Stark is killed
The Undertaker gains 2BR due to his undefeated streak
May receive a character from a faction of their choosing
Get two character offers
Magneto gains 1BR
Captain America gains 1BR
Receive 300k
Gain Mount Doom
Gain Winterfell
Gain Pokemon Stadium
Gain Jurassic Park

 

[Stagat]

Disappointing not to win in Goldenrod tbh.

 

[Oaf]

Offers are out. Deadline will be mid day tomorrow.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Oaf, how do we get one of these characters that never loses?

 

[Leewilson]

I don't think we're destined to win this

 

[SUTSS]

You're still the favourites I think. We've just had a couple of very lucky weeks.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I had a dream about this game last night - definitely a sign that's it's gone on for too long.

 

[Oaf]

Don't get excited, this isn't an actual update.

Just a few things that I've amended because Munkiki has pointed out some cock ups.

1) I fined 3DD for not selecting a fighter for one of the fights, even though my rule was that if teams couldn't help not being able to have a character in a fight, they were exempt from the fine. The money has been returned to 3DD.

2) I forgot to switch Goldenrod City to 3DD, so that's been updated as well as the minor money update (took 5k from STAG, added it to 3DD)

3) Lara Croft gained 1BR

Lucky somebody is following the rules, huh?

Update prediction (that's right, we're getting fucking predictions of possible update times now, let alone just times when the game will actually progress): Tomorrow at some point after 2ish. Possibly between the football matches.

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Poison – £100,000 (has a 50% chance of doing 1HP damage to a character of your choosing)

 

[Oaf]

Stag buy:

Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£40,000 – Mercenary

Could be seen as a risky move, what with money harder to come by now. If they don't pick anything up this week they will have enough territories to at least keep them afloat... but they'll have next to nothing in the bank and next week may see an auction.

On that note: Now that we're down to two teams, if one team must auction a character off, rather than being a regular auction (which would be pointless with only one party able to bid...) the other team will simply have the option to either buy the character for half of the face value (giving the money to the other team) or the other team will simply just lose the character into the void.

Anyway, I'm gonna do this fight card now.

 

[Oaf]

But first, after signing Rocket Raccoon...

His ability is revealed in the thread for all to see...

Mercenary - The details of this ability will be posted in the main thread for all teams to see. If the team who own Rocket are happy to do so, Rocket can be loaned out to other teams. Teams can negotiate a loan fee between themselves, but Rocket will receive half of this money with the team that owns Rocket getting the other half.

So... uh... yeah. If this came along earlier it may have been used... but unless Stags want to give 3DD a chance to beat them in a fight with their own character, this isn't exactly the most useful ability to come along now

Fight card coming in....

Holy shit what a goal from Switzerland.

Sorry. Literally happened as I was typing.

But yes, fight card is coming in about 1 minute...

 

[SUTSS]

Well that was worth the money.

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Winner receives 100k
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD

Winterfell
Character Offer
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 20k
Death Match
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Nostromo
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG

Goldenrod City
Death Match
Heavyweight
2 3DD vs 2 STAG

Hogwarts
Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD

Ogrimmar
Bonus – Winner receives a Character offer fulfilling a specific criteria (name a BR ad a max price and be guaranteed an offer within those boundaries, if such a character exists. If they do not, this is wasted!
3DD vs STAG

Deadline: 1pm tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

You know what? I swear this game is rigged. I'm the prick running it and there's no way I'm rigging it, but the 1FF Gods or something want Stags to win, it seems.

Mr Monopoly, this week, buys a territory from 3DD!

Mr Monopoly guys (OF ALL PLACES) Vice City from 3DD for a fee of 50k. 50k is transfered to 3DD (because money is what they really needed) and Stagnificent take control of Vice City.

3DD are now down to 3 territories, and must defend two of them in the next fight card. They also have one character too many right now... so unless this is rectified, they will have to release a character next week. Basically, 3DD BADLY need to get a bit of luck on the next fight card and win some games...

Pretty interesting, really, because Stags are in trouble with money and 3DD are in trouble with EVERYTHING ELSE BESIDES MONEY going against them. Still anybodies ball game!

Also, the fight club stuff boosts Lara Croft to 19BR.

 

[Oaf]

As you'd expect, Kirk quickly springs to life to change the fight from Xaviers School to Vice City.

 

[Magic]

Just announce the fact Pingu has had a stroke and died already, Oaf.

 

[PaulHaddock]

 

[The Hand of Dom]

 

[Oaf]

Just announce the fact Pingu has had a stroke and died already, Oaf.

Whoa, watch those spoilers. How did you know?

 

[Oaf]

Some stuff:

Poison is used on The Flash... it is... unsuccessful.

After Saurons death, the one ring is left without an owner. It is passed along to Carl Johnson... he instantly becomes infatuated with it. It boosts him to 20BR, restores him to 3HP and gives him an extra D6... however, it corrupts his mind and he no longer has any interest in making money for his team. CJ loses his money maker ability.

A med pack and Xaviers school is used on Kirk, boosting him to 2HP and 10BR. He is also given two dice upgrades.

Results incoming!

 

[Magic]

Can't believe the poison didn't work...

Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Winner receives 100k
Lightweight
The Undertaker [WWE] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs James T. Kirk – 13BR 2HP 1D10 3DD

The Undertaker is equipped with the Combat MG. Kirk is equipped with the Golden Axe.

Winterfell
Character Offer
Lightweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 2HP 1D6 3DD

Rocket is equipped with Valyrian Steel.

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 20k
Death Match
Middleweight
Sagat [Street Fighter] – 15BR 2HP 1D6 STAG goes unopposed.

Nostromo
Middleweight
T-Rex – 16BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

T-Rex is equipped with the Portal Gun.

Goldenrod City
Death Match
Heavyweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 and Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 17BR 1HP 1D6 STAG go unopposed.

Hogwarts
Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG vs Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

Ogrimmar
Bonus – Winner receives a Character offer fulfilling a specific criteria (name a BR ad a max price and be guaranteed an offer within those boundaries, if such a character exists. If they do not, this is wasted!
Pingu – 20BR 3HP 2D12 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Winner receives 100k
Lightweight
The Undertaker [WWE] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs James T. Kirk – 13BR 2HP 1D10 3DD

In a single fight this week, 3DD manage to equal their total amount of wins they got last week, as Kirk see's off the Deadman for the win, bringing Vice City back to 3DD. The Undertaker takes 3 damage from this loss and is killed... and this time, there is no coming back. Rest... in... peace...

Winterfell
Character Offer
Lightweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 2HP 1D6 3DD

Normality is restored here, as Rocket easily manages to deal with poor old Michael who never came close to looking like a threat. It's 1 - 1 for the week!

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 20k
Death Match
Middleweight
Sagat [Street Fighter] – 15BR 2HP 1D6 STAG goes unopposed.

Nostromo
Middleweight
T-Rex – 16BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG

One does not simply deal with The Flash, it seems. In what must be one of the best winning records of 1FF Wars, The Flash once again scores brilliantly to score an easy win and put Stag in the drivers seat for victories this game week. 2-1 Stags!

Goldenrod City
Death Match
Heavyweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 and Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 17BR 1HP 1D6 STAG go unopposed.

Hogwarts
Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG vs Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

As with The Flash, Captain America seems to deliver 100% of the time. And, even with CJ's new boost coming from owning the One Ring, CJ isn't able to compete with the man who must surely be considered a leading candidate when awarding the 1FF Wars MVP award. 3-1 to Stags... it's looking a lot like last week now, with 3DD able to win the first fight and then Stags winning absolutely everything else. Will the bonus be different though?

Ogrimmar
Bonus – Winner receives a Character offer fulfilling a specific criteria (name a BR ad a max price and be guaranteed an offer within those boundaries, if such a character exists. If they do not, this is wasted!
Pingu – 20BR 3HP 2D12 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

Pingu has fucking had it with this 3DD underperforming shit. He scored a grand total of 38 here, meaning that Lara didn't even stand a chance if she'd got a maximum score. A win for 3DD to give a bit of hope, even though we once again come out of a week of results with Stags coming out on top.