Match Day Everton v Leicester, Sunday 9th April 16:00

[Leo]

Yeah a mate of mine who's in Australia these days was telling me the family used to be neighbours of his. We were at Arbroath the day he went missing and I've a few photos of the helicopter etc looking for him.

bit drastic having to emigrate to get away from the buggers.

 

[johnnytodd]

bit drastic having to emigrate to get away from the buggers.

They just told Salty that. It was him they were getting away from.

Apparently it was his bollocks hanging out of his Liverpool kit that was the final straw.

 

[SALTIRE]

My mate is a Man Utd fan. God knows why.