Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2023/24

[Floreat Salopia]

Oh Scunthorpe fans…

I’m so, so, so sorry.

 

[F!RTHY]

Lights are on! Signing incoming….I can’t wait, honest Guv.

 

[Cas]

Lights are on! Signing incoming….I can’t wait, honest Guv. View attachment 16589

It's just me Firthy. Gone to shit in Adams' desk draw.

 

[kieran_vale]

Lights are on! Signing incoming….I can’t wait, honest Guv. View attachment 16589

Kurtis Guthrie the great man returns!

 

[Cas]

Kurtis Guthrie the great man returns!

We already said we were very sorry about that so give us a break. Besides, you got us back with Robinson. We're even!

 

[Soz]

what is going on at bradford? got no money or is this ceo pocketing it?

 

[Bottega Don]

Oh Scunthorpe fans…

I’m so, so, so sorry.

He will be our best striker

 

[Floreat Salopia]

He will be our best striker

Trust me mate, you’d do better up top than that donkey.

 

[Optimistic Poolie]

Nicholas Bilokapic, GK from Huddersfield on loan until end of season.

Believe we are going to be announcing Bryn Morris from Burton as well.

 

[Chief Rocka]

We've just signed a 6ft6 keeper from Huddersfield on loan, Nicholas Bilokapic.

Bryn Morris supposedly next from Burton.

Edit: Snap!

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Scunthorpe signed Nuttall. Seems to be HIGHLY RATED, definitely a 20 GOAL A SEASON STRIKER, despite being 25.

He's supposed to be absolutely dreadful. David Dunn was his agent or managed him in some way, but even he didn't want him at Barrow.

 

[Cas]

what is going on at bradford? got no money or is this ceo pocketing it?

Sounds like Canavan and Adams have fallen out.

 

[masi51]

Thats a sign of insanity. Now sod off.

That was before i heard billy the fish has gone to Everton

 

[Soz]

We've just signed a 6ft6 keeper from Huddersfield on loan, Nicholas Bilokapic.

Bryn Morris supposedly next from Burton.

Edit: Snap!

thats cute

 

[Bartonyellow]

We've just signed a 6ft6 keeper from Huddersfield on loan, Nicholas Bilokapic.

Bryn Morris supposedly next from Burton.

Edit: Snap!

I would like to tell you about Morris but I couldn’t tell you one fucking thing about him.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Hes not great, but he's our second best CB and our captain. Absolute amateur hour to sell him hours before the deadline and no doubt replace him with worse.

Hes too casual for a L2 CB for my liking and gets done for pace with any ball in behind. Also has zero composure on the ball and hoofs it for a first touch.

Agreed, but he is the sort of blood and snots player that all teams need. What helps him is if the CB has a bit of speed, he did get quite a few MoM for us. I actually liked him, felt at this level he was dependable.

 

[Chief Rocka]

I would like to tell you about Morris but I couldn’t tell you one fucking thing about him.

He's from Hartlepool.

That's all I know.

 

[Optimistic Poolie]

We've just signed a 6ft6 keeper from Huddersfield on loan, Nicholas Bilokapic.

Bryn Morris supposedly next from Burton.

Edit: Snap!

Quite heavy in numbers in Midfield positions now.. Assume one or two might go out, maybe Holohan/Smith to somewhere in National League?

 

[Bartonyellow]

He's from Hartlepool.

That's all I know.

Well that’s a good start. Should at least wear the shirt with some pride.

 

[kieran_vale]

Oh Scunthorpe fans…

I’m so, so, so sorry.

I’ve only just realised on this they signed Rekeil Pyke. Been a while since we had him on loan and he wasn’t especially great back then but it was in a Vale team managed by Michael Brown and Neil Aspin.

 

[Agombar stool]

Looks like just the one for us on deadline day. Joe Tomlinson, left back on loan for Peterbrough. Scored 12 goals for Eastleigh last season which is quite impressive for a left back!

 

[Cas]

Even the Barrow police are taking the piss...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1488265420838785027

 

[Gassy]

We’ve signed Elliot Anderson on loan from Newcastle.

Apparently he’s very highly rated and had interest from Championship & League 1 teams - not quite sure why he’d come here based on that though

 

[dedwardp]

I’ve only just realised on this they signed Rekeil Pyke. Been a while since we had him on loan and he wasn’t especially great back then but it was in a Vale team managed by Michael Brown and Neil Aspin.

Was hopeless for us, too.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Myles Hippolyte on his way to Stockport.

The one player I didn't want to go is going while the rest of the shite stay, relegate us already.

How was he when he played centrally? And when he did was it as an 8 or a 10?

 

[Bottega Don]

How was he when he played centrally? And when he did was it as an 8 or a 10?

He only ever played in a midfield 3 when playing 5-3-2 or on the left side of a midfield diamond so hard to define what kinda player he is really.

He was terrible as a winger last season, couldn't take a man on to save his life. He was much better this year when playing centrally and just floating about rather than getting in 1v1's with full backs.

 

[Pablosammy]

Lewis Warrington in for us from Everton on loan. Highly rated, will tear it up in league two, fans were hoping he'd get a chance in the first team etc etc

 

[Fedora Dale]

Was hopeless for us, too.

Not totally hopeless for us. Always put a shift in, but to mostly limited effect.

We've had worse loanees, but we've had a lot better.

Good fun shouting "Don't tell him Pyke" after he mistimed a tackle and the ref got his notebook out.

 

[Gatekeeper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1488275869424656389

 

[Fedora Dale]

Anyway, we've signed midfielder James Ball from Solihoof More.