Match Day Man Utd v Middlesbrough, Saturday 31st December 15:00

[SALTIRE]

Match chat.

 

[Stevencc]

If we play like we have been recently this should be a relatively straightforward victory.

Mkhitaryan should be back in the starting lineup for this one.

SURELY Ibra won't keep up his record of playing the full ninety minutes in every league game with a game coming just two days later.

 

[Stevencc]

Fellaini in for Carrick. I'm not happy about that but it makes sense, Carrick can start the tougher game away at West Ham. Same for Jones and Rojo going out for Smalling and Bailly.

 

[Bilo]

Are Jones and Rojo ahead of Smalling and Bailly?

 

[G-Dragon]

FFS i transfered in jones in 1FF.

 

[Stevencc]

Are Jones and Rojo ahead of Smalling and Bailly?

At the moment, they are. I think you'll see both come back in for the harder game on Monday. They've had an excellent run together, Smalling's apparent "mental weakness" in terms of playing through injuries (according to Jose) and Bailly's AFCON responsibilities have seen them become our first choice pairing for the last few games. That clearly wasn't the original plan, though.

 

[Stevencc]

We've just had a goal ruled out, high foot. Ibra wasn't close enough to Valdes when his foot was raised for it to be ruled out, though. Poor decision.

Lovely work from Martial with the shot, the piece of skill and then the cross. He is absolutely torturing Chambers.

 

[Nilsson]

What an awful decision, his foot nowhere near Valdes.

 

[Stevencc]

https://gfycat.com/SmugQuerulousAmericanshorthair

Ridiculous pass from Pogba and ridiculous chest control from Fellaini.

 

[smat]

https://gfycat.com/SmugQuerulousAmericanshorthair

Ridiculous pass from Pogba and ridiculous chest control from Fellaini.

holy fuck!!! can't wait to see Danny Murphy et al try to dissect THAT tonight!

 

[Stevencc]

holy fuck!!! can't wait to see Danny Murphy et al try to dissect THAT tonight!

Pogba nearly dissected Fellaini's sternum with that pass!!!

Also will be tuning in to see them break that moment down, possibly with a mph ticker (or kmph to make it look even faster). CGI of Fellaini's chest muscles straining to fully absorb the blow. The works.

 

[G-Dragon]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

[Super_horns]

Jose isn't going to be happy!

 

[G-Dragon]

All the United fans gone offline?

 

[The Iron]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Stevencc]

Jose's going for a 352

 

[Stevencc]

Poor from Martial, had to score there.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

this should be a relatively straightforward victory.

 

[smat]

Nice one, dickhead.

 

[Stevencc]

Martiiiiiiiiallllllllllllllllll.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

2-1.

 

[Super_horns]

Lee Mason will be happy....

Won't get an ear bashing...

 

[Stevencc]

Lololololololololololololololololo

 

[Stevencc]

lololololololololohahahahahahalilili

 

[Stevencc]

Ahahahahahahahahahah

 

[G.B]

All the Liverpool fans gone offline?

 

[Stevencc]

All the Liverpool fans and Hull fans gone offline?

 

[Stevencc]

You've heard of the Three Amigos, friends? Well here you have the three dickheads.
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Absolute MUGS

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That's Liverpool and Hull fans for you though, isn't it?

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[G-Dragon]

My influence in this thread >

Thnx for the 1FF points pogba

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Vital 3 points for Mourinho's men.