Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[rudebwoyben]

Nobody will ever know, because nothing will get published. We'll be lucky to find out the score, in case we gain an unfair advantage.

We will know something about it as the Borehamwood chairman will write an article on the club's website where he will complain about the match in a poorly written article with very dubious grammar!

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

Guiseley making their match against us all ticket... but not having the facilities to print them, made us do it for them!!

 

[Raymondo316]

There's rumours that Carlton Cole could be signing for Billericay Town.

Bobby Zamora is the latest "big" name being linked to them.

 

[GTFCfish]

There's rumours that Carlton Cole could be signing for Billericay Town.

Bobby Zamora is the latest "big" name being linked to them.

I've heard Robbie Keane is also linked with them.

When asked about it he said' They were the team I supported as a boy growing up'.

 

[genesimmons]

Is this a joke about billericay

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[RobboPOSH]

Is this a joke about billericay

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They're like a child with £5 in a sweet shop and don't know where to look. Paul Konchesky and Jamie O Hara play for them already.

 

[Raymondo316]

Is this a joke about billericay

Spending 20k a week on wages in the Ryman Premier.

 

[genesimmons]

Spending 20k a week on wages in the Ryman Premier.

Surely not. Maybe figures been blown out of proportion like what happened at celtic nation in carlisle

 

[Silver Stone]

Surely not. Maybe figures been blown out of proportion like what happened at celtic nation in carlisle

Nope.

 

[Raymondo316]

Surely not. Maybe figures been blown out of proportion like what happened at celtic nation in carlisle

Their owner/manager (yes he appointed himself manager) has been the one shouting about how much hes spending.

 

[genesimmons]

Their owner/manager (yes he appointed himself manager) has been the one shouting about how much hes spending.

Ive just read this
http://www.itv.com/news/london/2017...pes-to-steer-billericay-town-to-the-big-time/
Cant believe how many clubs are like this now althougth nowt new, colne dynamoes anyone? The conference is going to be a hell of a hard league to get out of by end of decade

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[Raymondo316]

 

[doveranddover]

Ive just read this
http://www.itv.com/news/london/2017...pes-to-steer-billericay-town-to-the-big-time/
Cant believe how many clubs are like this now althougth nowt new, colne dynamoes anyone? The conference is going to be a hell of a hard league to get out of by end of decade

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Billericay would need to be promoted twice just to reach the football league. They're hoping to do that in the next couple of seasons.

Football League in 2 seasons - like to see that happening

 

[LeWhites]

Billericay would need to be promoted twice just to reach the football league. They're hoping to do that in the next couple of seasons.

Football League in 2 seasons - like to see that happening

Their owner/manager said that he expects to go up this year, then straight through the Conference South but expects to stay in the National League for 3 years or so before going up. Seems reasonable enough, but I can't see this ending well for Billericay. Also confirmed no more players in this season, and the squad are all contracted for next season too.

 

[Sparrow]

Jesus Christ, Fenton.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I can't wait to be below Billericay as well as Dagenham, Braintree and Chelmsford (who may or may not be one club).

Yay.

 

[Joe.]

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/sport/kitman-pays-the-price-123466/

 

[Monkey Tennis]

For some reason I was just reminded of the fat goalkeeper being sacked by Sutton. Can anyone other than their fans actually remember the guy's name? I'm guessing his tie-up with The Sun hasn't worked out as he'd hoped...

 

[doveranddover]

Wayne Shaw - now food testing

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/...Sutton-United-goal-keeper-Mexican-food-taster

 

[genesimmons]

Class That took some catching looks like one of them hounds the hunting set use. Love the way the video gets speeded up. I'm guessing it got n during 2nd half when gates are often opened at lower league clubs

 

[DarkSithLord]

Ultimate tin pottery -

In the match preview of yesterdays game Stalybridge gave the following as our line up in our previous game v Bradford PA

Alfreton last game was the 1-0 home defeat to Bradford, in which they lined up as:
1. Fabian Spiess (Correct)
2. Brad McGowan (Correct)
3. Niall Heaton Correct)
4. David Moyo (Wrong - David Moyo plays for Brackley, Cliff Moyo was sold last summer to halifax)
5. Ryan Wilson (Correct)
6. Lindon Meikle (At barrow)
7. John Johnston (At Salford)
8. Wayne Bradley Our Chairman?!
9. Joe Ironside (At Kidderminster)
10. Todd Jordan (Correct)
11. Sam Jones (At Grimsby)

Christ

 

[Harrier94]

Ultimate tin pottery -

In the match preview of yesterdays game Stalybridge gave the following as our line up in our previous game v Bradford PA

Alfreton last game was the 1-0 home defeat to Bradford, in which they lined up as:
1. Fabian Spiess (Correct)
2. Brad McGowan (Correct)
3. Niall Heaton Correct)
4. David Moyo (Wrong - David Moyo plays for Brackley, Cliff Moyo was sold last summer to halifax)
5. Ryan Wilson (Correct)
6. Lindon Meikle (At barrow)
7. John Johnston (At Salford)
8. Wayne Bradley Our Chairman?!
9. Joe Ironside (At Kidderminster)
10. Todd Jordan (Correct)
11. Sam Jones (At Grimsby)

Christ

Swap Wayne Bradley with Dan. Is that the team that was playing last time you played at Stalybridge?

 

[GTFCfish]

Ultimate tin pottery -

In the match preview of yesterdays game Stalybridge gave the following as our line up in our previous game v Bradford PA

Alfreton last game was the 1-0 home defeat to Bradford, in which they lined up as:
1. Fabian Spiess (Correct)
2. Brad McGowan (Correct)
3. Niall Heaton Correct)
4. David Moyo (Wrong - David Moyo plays for Brackley, Cliff Moyo was sold last summer to halifax)
5. Ryan Wilson (Correct)
6. Lindon Meikle (At barrow)
7. John Johnston (At Salford)
8. Wayne Bradley Our Chairman?!
9. Joe Ironside (At Kidderminster)
10. Todd Jordan (Correct)
11. Sam Jones (At Grimsby)

Christ

Ha, it seems like they just pulled a load of names out of a hat and hoped that some were right!

 

[DarkSithLord]

Swap Wayne Bradley with Dan. Is that the team that was playing last time you played at Stalybridge?

Nope. Its as GTFCfish says they have plucked a load of names loosely associated with the club and hoped for the best.

 

[Heathside]

It was posted on our forum when we played them at their old ground (I think by someone involved at our club) that it is at the request of Dave Challinor, who doesn't want to give opponents an edge by letting them see how they play, tactics they use etc.
Totally ignoring the fact that any club can send scouts.

That excuse won't wash in the National League. Same goes for Ebbsfleet with the same policy if they come up. Basically there's a system called Replay that all the clubs have access to & have to upload the game within 48hrs (I think - could be 24) for the referees. We also have access to every single game uploaded for the current season.

So theoretically with Maidstone playing Gateshead at the weekend we could pull off the last xxx Gateshead games (and they'd probably do the same).

So there's no excuse for no oppo highlights in the National. Well apart from being bellends, otherwise known an being Boreham Wood.

 

[Tivvyultras]

Their owner/manager (yes he appointed himself manager) has been the one shouting about how much hes spending.

we had a director who did that with us and look where that got us still in the same league 3 fans banned bad feelings from those that stayed lots (in tearms of our average attendance) staying away we should be getting 4-500 people each week but becauseof Clarkson we get around the the 230 mark ok Martyn Rodgers is back as manger and Scoot Rodgers as coach and as Clarkson f**ked off back to Spain to manage some 3rd division side good riddance

 

[genesimmons]

That excuse won't wash in the National League. Same goes for Ebbsfleet with the same policy if they come up. Basically there's a system called Replay that all the clubs have access to & have to upload the game within 48hrs (I think - could be 24) for the referees. We also have access to every single game uploaded for the current season.

So theoretically with Maidstone playing Gateshead at the weekend we could pull off the last xxx Gateshead games (and they'd probably do the same).

So there's no excuse for no oppo highlights in the National. Well apart from being bellends, otherwise known an being Boreham Wood.

All clubs have to submit highlights to bt as well for the programme on sundays no i cant see how clubs can get out of it

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[Harrier94]

All clubs have to submit highlights to bt as well for the programme on sundays no i cant see how clubs can get out of it

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I know for a fact Braintree and Boreham Wood tried last season.

 

[The_Boss]

That excuse won't wash in the National League. Same goes for Ebbsfleet with the same policy if they come up. Basically there's a system called Replay that all the clubs have access to & have to upload the game within 48hrs (I think - could be 24) for the referees. We also have access to every single game uploaded for the current season.

So theoretically with Maidstone playing Gateshead at the weekend we could pull off the last xxx Gateshead games (and they'd probably do the same).

So there's no excuse for no oppo highlights in the National. Well apart from being bellends, otherwise known an being Boreham Wood.

I don't want to know what xxx film your going to pull one off to thank you very much.

 

[Pablosammy]

Amazing fans. But why are they waving Tranmere flags?