Stickied Oakey’s Predicta League Two 2023/24

[GTFCfish]

Someone hasn't read the rules.

For you to know why I put that you'll need to read through the posts for the last 2-3 months of the season or to be precise, Carver/mysteriouscurle's posts.

 

[Ctfc02]

I'm in please
Cheltenham v Morcambe WIN

 

[Vanni]

I reckon we need 3 divisions now Oakey, not 2

 

[Carver]

SO FAR.......
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Looking at that list I stand out as the only exceptional player then you have a few decent players like yourself Oak, Derdwarp, Cranium and I hate to say it but also Vanni who is a magnet that attracts sheer luck. Those guys will be up there with a chance, the rest are utter hopeless and can only win if their team goes on a massive winning streak like the guy who won it last year.

The worst player has to be that Notts County fan who could so easily have been at the top had he ever realised how shit his team were doing for so long. It was either longeatonpie or that German fan I forget his name, they were both rubbish.

 

[redjed]

Oakley, count me in please

 

[Carver]

Carlisle loss joker

YOU FUNNY MAN.

 

[oakroader]

TOO EARLY FOR YOUR PREDICTA PEOPLE......JUST TOTTING UP NUMBERS FOR NOW......

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

I'm going to predict now as I'm shit at remembering.
Cov v Notts County home win 5/8/17
I am almost certain I will come bottom of whatever league I'm in

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Oops sorry oakroader didn't see your post about too early to predict. Can you send me a memo so I don't forget

 

[GTFCfish]

YOU FUNNY MAN.

Yes I know, but thanks for noticing.

 

[LongEatonPie]

Almost Carver, it was both of us that were shit however, neither of us finished bottom so even then we weren't the shitest

The worst player has to be that Notts County fan who could so easily have been at the top had he ever realised how shit his team were doing for so long. It was either longeatonpie or that German fan I forget his name, they were both rubbish.

 

[Carver]

Almost Carver, it was both of us that were shit however, neither of us finished bottom so even then we weren't the shitest

You deserved to be the shitest!

 

[Chris FGR]

Who the fuck makes predictions a month before the game, when u don't know shit about how either team will line up?

Anyone predicting early is clearly a no hoper, unlike the real pros (like me) who do it properly.

 

[LongEatonPie]

But who will win between Carver and Chris FGR is the question on everyone's lips?

 

[oakroader]

But who will win between Carver and Chris FGR is the question on everyone's lips?

in the old days of a telephone box.....here's 10p.......

 

[mowgli]

But who will win between Carver and Chris FGR is the question on everyone's lips?

As Harry Hill says "There's only one way to settle this,FIGHT"!!

 

[GTFCfish]

But who will win between Carver and Chris FGR is the question on everyone's lips?

Do you mean the predicta or in a fight?

Edit: Booo Mowgli beat me to it.

 

[mowgli]

Do you mean the predicta or in a fight?

Edit: Booo Mowgli beat me to it.

 

[oakroader]

ref PoolieTom...hartlepool fixture sat 5/8/17 Dover Athletic
will update predicta asap

 

[oakroader]

SO FAR...UPDATED....

 

[Buxton Vale]

Count me in!

 

[oakroader]

Count me in!

Welcome BV

 

[Carver]

ref PoolieTom...hartlepool fixture sat 5/8/17 Dover Athletic
will update predicta asap

I got a little chuckle seeing that fixture, it's going to be funny with this Hartlepool fan being here to remind us of them and where they're at now.

I'm so sorry PoolieTom.

We don't have an obvious team to turn over anymore though.

 

[PoolieTom]

I'll be so far above you, you won't be able to see me, Carver.

It's all good my man

 

[Carver]

I'll be so far above you, you won't be able to see me, Carver.

It's all good my man

Let me know when you play Braintree, should be an easy win for you yes?

 

[GTFCfish]

Let me know when you play Braintree, should be an easy win for you yes?

Braintree are in the Conference South.

 

[Carver]

Braintree are in the Conference South.

Fuck.

 

[PoolieTom]

Enjoy your 1-0 away defeat to Forest Green, buddy

 

[Carver]

Enjoy your 1-0 away defeat to Forest Green, buddy

Well at least we get to play them.

Oh and Tom I should warn you to watch out for Barrow if you go there because their fans are backward yokel types and they are very hooligan. They will probably class you as their bitter local rivals.

 

[PoolieTom]

You can replace Barrow with Carlisle in your post and it's still true