The Injury Thread

[Whitechapel]

There's been a few stories about all of the cruciate injuries being related to people wearing Nike boots. I wonder if that's because the majority of players wear Nike over other brands?

Danny Ings Liverpool All season
Joe Gomez Liverpool All season
Tim Krul Newcastle All season
Tyrone Mings Bournemouth All season
Callum Wilson Bournemouth Six months
Max Gradel Bournemouth Six months

All wearing Nike boots.

 

[Christian Slater]

Joe Gomez is all England's fault according to the ire of Liverpool fans.

 

[merseyboyred]

Well he was injured on England duty, it seems they made him play on & the club were told it wasn't too bad...

 

[Christian Slater]

Yeah but England were every expletive known and the scurge of Liverpool for Gomez. Then Ings gets the same injury at Liverpool and we all realise that that looked a bit silly.

 

[SALTIRE]

Rossiter injured his hamstring. Another one bites the dust at Liverpool. Maybe this Klopp curse is actually a thing?

That's the third injury now I was expecting another. Let's hope it's the last ffs.

 

[merseyboyred]

Yeah but England were every expletive known and the scurge of Liverpool for Gomez. Then Ings gets the same injury at Liverpool and we all realise that that looked a bit silly.

Well some would note that Ings' was a training ground accident. Now Jordan Rossiter has been sent back injured from England U19 duty after playing the full 90 minutes of 3 games in 5 days and the way Gomez was handled as mentioned above, I guess being annoyed at the way the national team used those young players is so incredibly wrong. But nah, let's get a dig in at Liverpool fans eh.

 

[Pagnell]

He's trying to get a rise, just ignore him.

 

[Christian Slater]

Everyone gets injuries on internationals, youn lot were acting as if you were being singled out for special treatment.

 

[Whitechapel]

That's the third injury now I was expecting another. Let's hope it's the last ffs.

My money would be on Sturridge. If that were to happen then your season would be an immediate write off. The rest of your attacking players are just too mediocre unfortunately.

 

[merseyboyred]

Everyone gets injuries on internationals, youn lot were acting as if you were being singled out for special treatment.

No, we weren't but that's by the by. No-one seriously suggests it, maybe I should listen to Pags... It's frustrating these injuries happen on international duty and the circumstances around them, for anyone.

My money would be on Sturridge. If that were to happen then your season would be an immediate write off. The rest of your attacking players are just too mediocre unfortunately.

Well twitter's got a lovely (false) rumour going round rn...

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Aaron Ramsey off injured tonight.

 

[merseyboyred]

Benteke's got a knee ligament injury.

 

[Super_horns]

Benteke's got a knee ligament injury.

Must have the same curse as Bournemouth!

 

[SALTIRE]

Benteke's got a knee ligament injury.

 

[johnnytodd]

The fastest player ever in the Prem ( FACT) Phil Jagielka is out for 2 months.

 

[Pagnell]

BREAKING NEWS -- Reason for Liverpool's luck with injuries since Klopp took charge discovered!

 

[merseyboyred]

He should be fit for Saturday though...

 

[Whitechapel]

BREAKING NEWS -- Reason for Liverpool's luck with injuries since Klopp took charge discovered!

That's clearly a photoshop. Nice try.

 

[Stevencc]

Kolarov horror tackle in training.

https://streamable.com/4fbw

Jesus.

 

[SALTIRE]

Kolarov horror tackle in training.

https://streamable.com/4fbw

Jesus.

Remember him doing the Merry Christmas song deadpan last year?

 

[JoshBCFC]

Kolarov horror tackle in training.

https://streamable.com/4fbw

Jesus.

fucking hell that got me

 

[merseyboyred]

Sake Steven damn you

 

[Whitechapel]

Dimitri Payet set to be out for up to three months with injury

 

[SALTIRE]

That is a shame for WHU and for neutrals. He has been sensational to watch since coming in.

 

[Anon]

I believe the phrase is:

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sakho out for 6 to 8 weeks though its not a cruciate at least. Ffs, this is Arsenal standard of injuries.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/09/mamadou-sakho-knee-injury-liverpool

 

[G-Dragon]

Sakho out for 6 to 8 weeks though its not a cruciate at least. Ffs, this is Arsenal standard of injuries.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/09/mamadou-sakho-knee-injury-liverpool

Big Blow. Sturridge, Henderson, Sakho, Gomez, Ings all 5 would make our team 10X better.

 

[johnnytodd]

i reckon the fact that Liverpool changed there training surface 4 times this year might have something to do with it

 

[SALTIRE]

Big Blow. Sturridge, Henderson, Sakho, Gomez, Ings all 5 would make our team 10X better.

Just need to hope now that Lovren can step up... :jones:

Hendo should be about back by the time the international break is over and Milner also. Fuck knows if Sturridge will ever set foot on a blade of grass again without breaking something.


Why the fuck can I not delete this bloody png file of Obama on my phone damnit!!!!!bama:

 

[Whitechapel]

Sakho out for 6 to 8 weeks though its not a cruciate at least. Ffs, this is Arsenal standard of injuries.

It would be if the players were up to Arsenal's standard.