Things We Hate

[mowgli]

shshh it's a secret , it all tastes the same .

Nothing tastes as good as Thatchers Gold or Wilkins cider. After 17 years of living in Somerset i can't drink anything else.

 

[Red]

Running out of red wine . I've got strongbow in the fridge but it's pear , pear !!!!!! I only asked for two things on the shopping list . Red wine and strongbow . It's a mess , hope she's got a really crap divorce lawyer . First world problems .

 

[Red]

Have made an average of all peoples predictions to see how accurate we are collectively. Key: Average possition, (Highest-lowest prediction)

1) Sheffield United 1.9 (6-1)
2) Wigan 3.3 (15-1)
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3) Barnsley 3.8 (7-1)
4) Bradford 4.9 (10-1)
5) Millwall 5.0 (18-2)
6) Doncaster 8.2 (15-4)
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7) Gillingham 8.2 (21-4)
8) Scunthorpe 9.8 (22-3)
9) Peterborough 10.6 (21-2)
10) Bury 11.3 (18-5)
11) Swindon 11.7 (22-3)
12) Rochdale 12.4 (18-2)
13) Coventry 13.0 (22-6)
14) Burton 14.5 (22-5)
= Fleetwood 14.5 (24-6)
16) Shrewsbury 15.1 (23-6)
17) Southend 15.7 (22-1) - spot the Southend fans prediction...
18) Walsall 16.9 (23-11)
19) Oldham 18.0 (24-15)
20) Chesterfield 18.4 (24-10)
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21) Port Vale 19.5 (24-12)
22) Colchester 21.3 (24-11)
23) Crewe 22.0 (24-16)
24) Blackpool 23.1 (24-15)


Well there we have it. Not sure theres any point in playing this season, is there?

You've got Barnsley finishing 3rd and us in 20th. We comfortably beat Barnsley 3-1 today. Of course it's early days, but I'd be very surprised if we finished just outside the relegation zone. Especially if we play like we did today for most of the season.

 

[Red]

Almost had two heart attacks in two days due to fucking moths and butterflies!

Looking out the window for a few minutes last night and then all of a sudden a giant moth appears and bangs a few times on the window - I'm telling you, it was coming straight at me! Thankfully it was closed.

Then today, I have the window wide open to get rid of a bluebottle, and then this enormous butterfly appears and comes half way in my room before doing a 180 and heading away again. Fuck me it was scary, I was petrified!

:jones:

In the eyes of these gravyless, shandy drinking southern fuckpigs you're making us look like wusses.

 

[Cas]

Chesterfield will finish above us for a start. Fuck off Phil Parkinson. Dinosaur twat.

 

[Cardsfan]

You've got Barnsley finishing 3rd and us in 20th. We comfortably beat Barnsley 3-1 today. Of course it's early days, but I'd be very surprised if we finished just outside the relegation zone. Especially if we play like we did today for most of the season.

That's the average Prediction taken from everyone who made a Prediction.

 

[blade1889]

You've got Barnsley finishing 3rd and us in 20th. We comfortably beat Barnsley 3-1 today. Of course it's early days, but I'd be very surprised if we finished just outside the relegation zone. Especially if we play like we did today for most of the season.

Don't blame me...blame the people that gave me the predictions to use

 

[Red]

That's the average Prediction taken from everyone who made a Prediction.

Guess everyone thinks we're going to struggle then. Understandable really seeing as we've lost 4 key players with nobody to replace them yet. Encouraging signs that it might not be the catastrophe it could have been.

 

[T.A]

Guess everyone thinks we're going to struggle then. Understandable really seeing as we've lost 4 key players with nobody to replace them yet. Encouraging signs that it might not be the catastrophe it could have been.

You'll be fine until you pick up injuries and suspensions. You've still got a decent team imo but after that you're a little screwed.

 

[Aber gas]

Nothing tastes as good as Thatchers Gold or Wilkins cider. After 17 years of living in Somerset i can't drink anything else.

Last time I drank any proper somerset cider , I mean off some peasant on a farm ! I ended up being lost for a few days and only having one shoe . My mate still tells me I'm banned from frome but that might be bollocks , I hav'nt dared to try and find out .

 

[Aber gas]

In the eyes of these gravyless, shandy drinking southern fuckpigs you're making us look like wusses.

Behave yourself you culturally stunted , Northern , barbaric monkey ( I agree with you lot about gravy though ) Obviously I call it jus being a southern , wine drinking ponce .

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I hate shandy, for what it's worth.

 

[SALTIRE]

You, as I believe they say up North, are a fucking big girl's blouse.

 

[The Iron]

The moment after you have seen the football results.

 

[mowgli]

Last time I drank any proper somerset cider , I mean off some peasant on a farm ! I ended up being lost for a few days and only having one shoe . My mate still tells me I'm banned from frome but that might be bollocks , I hav'nt dared to try and find out .

I'm off to The Full Moon in Wells later for some more Wilkins, a perfect sunday!

 

[Habbinalan]

Jim fucking White!!!!!!

Chill SALTIRE, chill

 

[anonymous1605point1]

Afrikaans its a horrible dialect and accsent

 

[Stevencc]

Chill SALTIRE, chill

That guitar riff in the chorus had me singing along "Ohhhh, transfer deadline dayyyy-aayy-ayyy....Ohhh, transfer deadline dayyyy-ayyy-ayyy".

 

[SALTIRE]

That guitar riff in the chorus had me singing along "Ohhhh, transfer deadline dayyyy-aayy-ayyy....Ohhh, transfer deadline dayyyy-ayyy-ayyy".

The guys a wanker who actually thinks he is some sort of presenting star. Sky have massaged his ego to such an extent that no matter what shit he spouts, they think he can do no wrong. He used to be decent on Scotsport back in the day when he wasn't fawning over his beloved Rangers, but I immediately switch him over now, even if he is paired with my favourite Natalie Sawyer.

 

[anonymous1605point1]

The proclaimers

 

[The Iron]

 

[anonymous1605point1]

are ok the eat desease ridden flys

 

[Habbinalan]

Afrikaans its a horrible dialect and accsent

99% of their music is also crap. Here is a sample of the Western Cape's answer to the Proclaimers to brighten your morning - or set your teeth further on edge.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

When there's something really interesting on the radio or a good song comes on...


...and the SatNav cuts in and decides to waffle shit at me.

 

[G.B]

When there's something really interesting on the radio or a good song comes on...


...and the SatNav cuts in and decides to waffle shit at me.

You know you can mute your SatNav, right?

 

[mistermagic]

Sounds like a type 1 or 2 to me.....

Shat a nice 7 in the forest yesterday. Love those when you don't have to wipe your arse after taking a shit.

 

[anonymous1605point1]

1FF hunger games its a fking film get over it

 

[JimJams]

Robbie Mustoes punditry.

 

[anonymous1605point1]

Channel 5 highlight show

 

[Camborne Gills]

Especially when they mess around with the running order. Missed the Gills goals first time around