Things We Hate

[blade1889]

The button on your trousers snapping in the car at 8am, the fly busting simultaneously and spending the rest of the day with your shirt pulled as low as possible, waddling around so no-one notices.

Was on holiday a couple of months back, went on a day trip to an island. I was wearing my swimming shorts so no underwear on as well. Getting off the boat I overstretched and got a split from the bottom of my fly to my arsehole. It was a nature island too so no shops to buy anything to cover up. Looooong and very self-conscious day.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Was on holiday a couple of months back, went on a day trip to an island. I was wearing my swimming shorts so no underwear on as well. Getting off the boat I overstretched and got a split from the bottom of my fly to my arsehole. It was a nature island too so no shops to buy anything to cover up. Looooong and very self-conscious day.

That's hideous. I finally got properly dancing towards the end of my running club's annual do this January, and in doing so attempted the splits. My trousers gave up before my wider gonadic area did and I too had a fly to arsehole tear. At least I had underwear on me at the time though. Maybe LADs in low-slung carrot trousers had a point.

 

[blade1889]

That's hideous. I finally got properly dancing towards the end of my running club's annual do this January, and in doing so attempted the splits. My trousers gave up before my wider gonadic area did and I too had a fly to arsehole tear. At least I had underwear on me at the time though. Maybe LADs in low-slung carrot trousers had a point.

We must all have similarly hideous stories. Surprised hbk hasn't made a thread already.

A well-rounded lad I went to school with jumped in the pool at the start of a swimming lesson once and his speedos tore

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

We must all have similarly hideous stories. Surprised hbk hasn't made a thread already.

A well-rounded lad I went to school with jumped in the pool at the start of a swimming lesson once and his speedos tore

Thanks, you've just made me spit out a mouthful of tea...

 

[SALTIRE]

Using South Park clips a lot recently. You admitting deep down its far better than that King Of The Hill tosh?

 

[SALTIRE]

Going out for a 70 minute walk when its pouring of rain! Oh well, got to be done I suppose.

 

[Stevencc]

Using South Park clips a lot recently. You admitting deep down its far better than that King Of The Hill tosh?

I've always been a big South Park fan mate - it's fantastic. Hank is my main man though, you can't beat King of the Hill!

 

[Red]

KIng of the Hill batters South Park.

 

[SALTIRE]

I've always been a big South Park fan mate - it's fantastic. Hank is my main man though, you can't beat King of the Hill!

Yeah South Park is class, I need to catch up on it, not watched the last couple of seasons after watching the lot of it last year.

Just checked that King Of The Hill is still going. Its not but it turns out that it was on the go 13 seasons! I thought there was only a couple of them. May give it a look one of these days.

 

[Stevencc]

Yeah South Park is class, I need to catch up on it, not watched the last couple of seasons after watching the lot of it last year.

Just checked that King Of The Hill is still going. Its not but it turns out that it was on the go 13 seasons! I thought there was only a couple of them. May give it a look one of these days.

Yeah, the thirteenth season was cut short but from season one to thirteen there was no real drop in quality - which is pretty rare with animated sitcoms. I couldn't recommend it highly enough!

 

[SUTSS]

We must all have similarly hideous stories. Surprised hbk hasn't made a thread already.

A well-rounded lad I went to school with jumped in the pool at the start of a swimming lesson once and his speedos tore

We were coming off the beach near Llandudno and two police officers were walking down the beach. Someone had called them because we were there late and the tide was coming in. They were chatting to us about being safe near the sea when one of them started laughing. My mate was stood there completely oblivious to the fact that his shorts had a tear in the front and part of his gentleman's sausage was hanging out. He as the sort of person who would do most anything without any hint of embarrassment but he went incredibly red when he realised.

 

[Stevencc]

I once wore the shorts to this kit...

as swimming trunks. Obviously I had no pants or boxers on underneath.

I got in the pool and was merrily swimming along. Time came for me to get out and jump back in. The lifeguard blew his whistle and pointed down at my shorts which had now become see through exposing my knob and bollocks. I had to stay in the pool until everyone else had left.

 

[The Iron]

Why? I doubt anybody would of seen anything anyway

 

[Stevencc]

 

[HertsWolf]

When the world is supposed to end and it doesn't.
I hate these inaccurate apocalypse predictions. I just lost £50 at the bookies. I had £25 each way on the world to end today.

 

[Aber gas]

My wife being in hospital for a operation, been up all night with the worry.

 

[mowgli]

My wife being in hospital for a operation, been up all night with the worry.

Hope all goes well with your wife's op mate.

 

[Aber gas]

Cheers mowgli

 

[PaulHaddock]

People who shout on the phone.

 

[HertsWolf]

When the world is supposed to end and it doesn't.
I hate these inaccurate apocalypse predictions. I just lost £50 at the bookies. I had £25 each way on the world to end today.

Oh well, not all bad news. I won £125 as it was an each way bet and there's been no sign of discernible life in Lincolnshire today.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Traffic jams

 

[The Iron]

Traffic jams

Agreed. I think i'm going to be late for work

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People using first class on the train because the lower class carriages are full.

 

[sl1k]

The state of my good clothes after a night out

Was hammered with some of the lads I hadn't seen in a while and somehow ended up in Epping Forest like 2 or 3 in the morning. Don't now why the feck I thought it'd be a good idea but I suggested we go for a trek through the forest. Now there were two massive problems. First, I hadn't even considered how rain from earlier on in the day might have softened alot of the earth to a sinking swamp like state. Two, one of the boys decided that this is the moment (while we're quite away from the car and in the forest) he would become paralytic drunk.

Result? The paralytic went home with one shoe, cuts & grazes like he'd been attacked by a cat on cocaine and a horrible reaction to stinger nettles all over his arms and body. One had similar nettle reactions all over his face from dropping face first into some bush, which was hilarious (the way it happened) as his phone was the light source and out of nowhere it became pitch black. All I heard was "Ohhhh I fucked uhhhhp". The third one weren't so bad at first, but on our way back to the car fell into a ditch just as he shouted (I shit you not) "FREEDOOOM" cos for a short while we thought we were lost.

I somehow got away without a scratch, though I was soaked from all the wet mud trying to shepherd the paralytic back to the car in one piece.

Will be a night I won't forget, though I don't think I'll be drinking with them for a while.

 

[SALTIRE]

606 spending the first 20 mins speaking about Northern Ireland! There's only about 4 people in NI and it's Scotland's crunch game at 7:45. Bloody dickheads.

 

[T.A]

Northern Ireland will actually qualify though.

 

[SALTIRE]

Indeed who wouldn't out of that. We as usual get the toughest groups but whats new.

 

[Stevencc]

Indeed who wouldn't out of that. We as usual get the toughest groups but whats new.

Persecution complex!

 

[GodsGift]

Indeed who wouldn't out of that.

Scotland.

 

[Libertadores FC]

The banter in the shoutbox. It got boring a long time ago. Not banter itself, but the fact its the same thing everytime. Turned it off now.