Things We Like

[slaphead]

don't hate me cos you ain't me

No, no, quite the opposite in fact...

 

[JimJams]

You love him because you are him?

 

[slaphead]

You love him because you are him?

pah.. you know what I mean.

 

[BlueBee]

My haircut today. Went to a new salon, had a wash and head massage and a lovely cut all from a beautiful French girl. All for £25. Bargain.

 

[SALTIRE]

My haircut today. Went to a new salon, had a wash and head massage and a lovely cut all from a beautiful French girl. All for £25. Bargain.

£25 is a bit much for a skinhead is it not?

 

[Red]

Thanks R. I'll be a credit analyst for a french car manufacturer (Peugeot). First month is a bit of a trial period as it could last for 6 months. I'm replacing a person who is ill so it could be even longer.

Here's hoping their health continues to deteriorate

 

[IanH]

Here's hoping they make a speedy recovery, but Peugeot are so pleased with the job that mistermagic does that they retain him as a full-time valued member of staff.

 

[Red]

Here's hoping they make a speedy recovery, but Peugeot are so pleased with the job that mistermagic does that they retain him as a full-time valued member of staff.

Yeah, that. Not what I said.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

My shorts are out as soon as it's better than overcast!

I work with some Geordies. Some of them cycle to work in shorts every day of the year. Even in winter. A couple of years ago we had that extreme winter and one of them wore a coat to work for probably the first time ever. (He walks about a mile to work too)

Nutters them lot

 

[mistermagic]

I'd hate to be in France next week, as the temp could reach 40c by the end of the week.

Especially when you start a new job where you HAVE to wear a suit.

My haircut today. Went to a new salon, had a wash and head massage and a lovely cut all from a beautiful French girl. All for £25. Bargain.

£25 is roughly 30€ ain't it? I pay half that price when I go to the dressers!

Here's hoping they make a speedy recovery, but Peugeot are so pleased with the job that mistermagic does that they retain him as a full-time valued member of staff.

The Group had some real tough time lately so I can't see that happening even though my work will be brilliant as always.

 

[BlueBee]

35 by Wednesday in London. I hope pagnell has a fucking awful day.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Pagnell loves the summer.

 

[The Iron]

35 by Wednesday in London. I hope pagnell has a fucking awful day.

If it gets that hot the roads will melt

 

[slaphead]

Last nightshift before five days off, knowing is going to be fucking scorchio for all of them. Beers in the fridge, sun lounger at the ready.

 

[spireite]

Last nightshift before five days off, knowing is going to be fucking scorchio for all of them. Beers in the fridge, sun lounger at the ready.

Can't be bad pal. I'm doing a 7pm - 7am tonight but I'm back in at 7am Weds morning sucks balls

 

[mistermagic]

Buying shirts. Nice ones. Couldn't find any shoes though.

 

[mnb089mnb]

I didn't realise you were training to become a pilot.

 

[Red]

Shit at general navigation isn't he?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Slightly worrying when this bloke is going to be flying a plane. Want to go to Paris and end up in fucking Dublin...

 

[Red]

10000 of the 17000 page course are superfluous bollocks written by bureaucrats mate

The worst part is because of EU lovey dovey information sharing the questions could be written by someone in Sweden in Swedish and put through google translate and presented to me, making fuck all sense

Fuck me it's hard enough without having to run it through translate. How close are you to becoming fully qualified?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

10000 of the 17000 page course are superfluous bollocks written by bureaucrats mate

The worst part is because of EU lovey dovey information sharing the questions could be written by someone in Sweden in Swedish and put through google translate and presented to me, making fuck all sense

Hur många toaletter måste en 752 säte plan ha om en gravid kvinna har diarré ?

 

[mistermagic]

Congrats FT. Proud of ya bud!

Just don't kill anyone alright?

 

[Dave-Vale]

I didn't realise you were training to become a pilot.

Really? It's not like he tells everybody..

 

[SUTSS]

departed user is going to make a great nurse.

 

[Red]

Really? It's not like he tells everybody..

 

[Dave-Vale]

Don't worry, I got the initial joke.

 

[Red]

Don't worry, I got the initial joke.

You should have posted another 'that's the joke' to show me and TA that you knew.

 

[SALTIRE]

Electrical storms. Got caught in one coming home tonight, and when I got in I kept the lights off to look on the River Tay for about 30 minutes watching the lightning - fantastic!

 

[IanH]

So we're looking at 12 months and he might be able to sort those dreadful gnashers out.

Out of interest, what's the longest conversation you've had in the last two years of meeting someone new, before mentioning that you're going to become a pilot? Is it really still something glamourous, or just seen as a long distance taxi driver these days?

 

[nousername]

Winning at the casino.

Not a lot of money, but when you're used to losing the feeling is quite euphoric