worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for the Trotters game (played them 5 times at home (W2, L2, D1, last time we played them Bob the motherfucking Builder was No1) is Womble favourite and spiky peroxide-haired son of a hedgehog fingerer Gavin 'ThunderCunt' Ward, 46, from Sheppey. Clever boy - works as a Senior Finance Business Partner with Axa in Kingston. He must work with some strapping Wombles who threaten to dangle the skinny bastard off the top of the building if we ever lose a match of his, cos we always do well with him, even though he's a dreadfully fussy prick. He panics in front of big crowds - Bristol City & QPR in particular hate him - but the sedate surroundings of Kingsmeadow in front of 4000 gorgeous, cultured Wombles brings out the best in him.
Says he's 'proud to come from Sheppey', which is a brave statement for someone from a place where, if sheepshagging were an Olympic sport, they would win gold every time. However I'm very proud of my Royal roots, having been conceived in Buckingham Palace. Well, on the floor of the sentry box to be exact - my mum was very popular with the Guardsmen. I'm more of a Tower of London man myself, I quite fancy the Royal Beefeaters (or Royal Dickeaters, as we now call them).
Adores Wombles; reffed us 7 times (W 5 D1 L1); in '12 v Chesterfield (1-0, 3Y); in '13 v Morecambe (2-0, 2Y) & Wycombe (1-0 1Y) & away to Brizzle (L 3-0 & sent off our Sammy); 3-2 win v Bury in '14 (5Y); 0-0 v Cambridge in '15 (2Y) & 2-0 win over Barnet in Oct '15 (2Y). Reffed Bolton twice; 2-1 away loss to Millwall in '12 (5Y) & 1-1 away draw with Rams in '13 (1Y). Hates the scum - lost 3 of the last 4 & sent off a scum too. Hates them. In 35 games last season he gave 113 Y & 2 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Gavin Ward Ref = Vinegar Dwarf. I Draw Fag Rev.
KettleWatch; AWOL.
Says he's 'proud to come from Sheppey', which is a brave statement for someone from a place where, if sheepshagging were an Olympic sport, they would win gold every time. However I'm very proud of my Royal roots, having been conceived in Buckingham Palace. Well, on the floor of the sentry box to be exact - my mum was very popular with the Guardsmen. I'm more of a Tower of London man myself, I quite fancy the Royal Beefeaters (or Royal Dickeaters, as we now call them).
Adores Wombles; reffed us 7 times (W 5 D1 L1); in '12 v Chesterfield (1-0, 3Y); in '13 v Morecambe (2-0, 2Y) & Wycombe (1-0 1Y) & away to Brizzle (L 3-0 & sent off our Sammy); 3-2 win v Bury in '14 (5Y); 0-0 v Cambridge in '15 (2Y) & 2-0 win over Barnet in Oct '15 (2Y). Reffed Bolton twice; 2-1 away loss to Millwall in '12 (5Y) & 1-1 away draw with Rams in '13 (1Y). Hates the scum - lost 3 of the last 4 & sent off a scum too. Hates them. In 35 games last season he gave 113 Y & 2 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Gavin Ward Ref = Vinegar Dwarf. I Draw Fag Rev.
KettleWatch; AWOL.
