worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Wycombe game (played 8, W4, D2, L2) is Phillip Gibbs, 50, head teacher at Kings Heath Boys School in Birmingham. Ref since 2008. Strict disciplinarian, so is used to vigorously pounding young boys from behind with his massive rod. Has a fun side too, says he puts on the school panto every Christmas - this year it's the old Wombles classic Snow White & The 7 Points Deduction, with Jermaine Darlington playing Bashful, our Club Secretary playing Dopey, Alan Turvey as the Wicked Witch, and kids favourite Jeff Winter as Fucktits McWankstain. They're appearing at Northampton before Xmas (well, the points deduction definitely is), tickets £10.25 million, available from Cardoza & Son, behind the town hall, (cash only, preferably used £50s, no receipts or refunds).
Injured a lot, has only done 2 games this season & 19 last season. Well, he is 50 and spends his days whipping young Brummie ass, must be very tiring. Reffed Wombles once, 2-1 defeat at Stevenage in Jan (2Y). Reffed Wycombe 5 times (W3 L2, 16Y, 2R & 2 pens), most recently the 3-1 away win at Shrimps in Oct last year. Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Owls & they lost & had a scum sent off. Hates them. Oooh, top man, sir. Home win % is 33% - very low. In 19 games last season he gave 62 Y & 2 R - high Y.
Attacking stats; Wombles have 88 shots on target with 27 goals, 3rd best in division; Wycombe just 53 shots (second lowest) with 20 goals, well down on last season.
Disciplinary stats; Both teams are quite filthy, 205 fouls each, but still well behind dirty cheating nasty Mansfield on 238, still the worst in the Football League.
AnagramWatch; Phil Gibbs Dudley = Piddly Bible Gush, Glib Bushy Piddle, Hubby Leg Did Slip, Sly Pig Bib Huddle.
Injured a lot, has only done 2 games this season & 19 last season. Well, he is 50 and spends his days whipping young Brummie ass, must be very tiring. Reffed Wombles once, 2-1 defeat at Stevenage in Jan (2Y). Reffed Wycombe 5 times (W3 L2, 16Y, 2R & 2 pens), most recently the 3-1 away win at Shrimps in Oct last year. Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Owls & they lost & had a scum sent off. Hates them. Oooh, top man, sir. Home win % is 33% - very low. In 19 games last season he gave 62 Y & 2 R - high Y.
Attacking stats; Wombles have 88 shots on target with 27 goals, 3rd best in division; Wycombe just 53 shots (second lowest) with 20 goals, well down on last season.
Disciplinary stats; Both teams are quite filthy, 205 fouls each, but still well behind dirty cheating nasty Mansfield on 238, still the worst in the Football League.
AnagramWatch; Phil Gibbs Dudley = Piddly Bible Gush, Glib Bushy Piddle, Hubby Leg Did Slip, Sly Pig Bib Huddle.