CUFC v CUFC Season Finale - Episode 6/6

[Boletus Edulis]

Jesus Christ, that was almost as enjoyable as that time I thought I had lost my virginity in year eight.

Keith can fuck right off...

The board even further!

Okay, I'll bite. How do you think that you had lost your cherry, when presumably you had not?

 

[Alan Partridge]

Summat needs to be done on Tuesday night.

How is it possible for a team to go from being unbeatable to being so inept at even the basics in the space of two months?

Gary Liddle is on a par with Mike-fucking-Edwards.

I'd be happy for a Keith to walk as it is, he ain't interested no more, fuck him.

 

[cufc17]

I can't believe how bad that was today, worst I've seen this season easily. 1 shot on target at home is disgraceful, playing 1 up front against a midtable side ffs.

Curle has lost the plot. Why did he take Miller off, only to move Lambe to right back? What does Bailey offer to the squad, thank fuck he's out for 3 games. Bringing Waring on ahead of Proctor? I've not seen the c*** win a header yet despite his height. Jones' injury just adds to our woes, only one who looked to get it forward quickly first half.

4 losses in a row without a goal, this current squad is honestly fucking useless.

 

[shoddycollins]

Just had the depressing task of explaining to a fan a restaurant who'd been unable to attend or follow the game just how the day went.

Putting in perspective, there was a point in November, or possibly even December, when we had the best goal difference in the league. There's a good chance that come Wednesday we'll have negative goal difference.

 

[hellogregory]

Bringing Waring on ahead of Proctor did puzzle me at the time, but apparently Proctor is carrying a knock.

Hope he shakes it off because we'll need him for Tuesday. Otherwise we'll be dipping into the youth team

 

[Arbury]

Fuck me carlisle must be proper crap.

See you next season.

KTF

 

[cufc17]

Just read Curle's post-match interview, saying Gillesphey and Devitt are out for a few week, Jabo got a hamstring injury today and Jones could be out for the season. Proctor with a 50/50 injury too.

I think there'll be at least 3 youth team players in the squad on Tuesday. Can't wait.

 

[Carver]

It's the boards fault, how many more times do I have to explain it to you numpties? We've no fucking money to spend and they don't want us to get promoted. So what will you lot do? Nowt! I would be happy to organise a group to err peacefully protest and vent our frustrations towards them at the next home game, but you guys will pussy out as usual and be happy to accept these stubborn old men running this sham.

 

[Vanni]

Carlisle fans, what did you make of the two penalty incidents? I'm curious to hear your thoughts as, while I think the ref made the correct call in both instances, I also reckon they were a bit soft and perhaps other refs might have turned a blind eye. You lot sure do love giving away pens though, as you also gave us a needless one back in August.

Anyways, here's the final CUFC League table. Well done Cufc MkIII.

1. Colchester United P4 Pts 7 GD +3
2. Cambridge United P4 Pts 5 GD +1
3. Carlisle United P4 Pts 4 GD -4

 

[hellogregory]

Haven't seen them again as quite frankly I'd rather eat a pile of my cats shit than watch the highlights, but at the time I thought they were both penalties. Stupid, needless challenges which sums up the mentality of this bunch of brainless, talentless, gutless shit stains.

 

[mowgli]

Carlisle fans, what did you make of the two penalty incidents? I'm curious to hear your thoughts as, while I think the ref made the correct call in both instances, I also reckon they were a bit soft and perhaps other refs might have turned a blind eye. You lot sure do love giving away pens though, as you also gave us a needless one back in August.

Anyways, here's the final CUFC League table. Well done Cufc MkIII.

1. Colchester United P4 Pts 7 GD +3
2. Cambridge United P4 Pts 5 GD +1
3. Carlisle United P4 Pts 4 GD -4

I thought the first penalty decision was a joke but the second one was nailed on, can only go by what i saw on Football On 5 though.