Jose Mourinho to replace LVG as Man U manager?

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I suspect that Mourhino will have to field kids @ a % of games.

Seems like that Agent has United or Woodward right where he wants him though.
 

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And he better not bring this tosser with him...

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Oh he will if anything he is even more despicable than Jose himself!
 

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It shows that we've got a guy in charge right now that's done worse than anything Mourinho has done. People think if van Gaal as a "character" though, mainly because he's a loser. Mourinho's cuntishness is amplified because he's one of the game's best.
You think calling a journo fat is worse than the whole Eva Carneiro debacle?
And wouldn't you rather have a winner that everyone liked than someone everyone hates? Though I don't hate him myself I just think he got a little tiresome this season.
 

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It shows that we've got a guy in charge right now that's done worse than anything Mourinho has done. People think if van Gaal as a "character" though, mainly because he's a loser. Mourinho's cuntishness is amplified because he's one of the game's best.
Is calling a sports journalist 'fat' worse than gouging someone's eye, or publicly humiliating medical staff who were just doing their job? I really don't think you're being *entirely* objective. But you've picked your side and you'd better stick to it now I spose.
 

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Bottom line, Mourinho is a somewhat odious and dislikeable chap. Arrogant, incredibly nasty and a I always got a feeling he thought he was entitled to more than any other manager. His demeanour became incredibly tiresome quickly upon his return to Chelsea, reminding me why I was happy he fucked off the first time back in 2007. I strongly suspect a lot of United fans aren't as happy about this as they're making out, although they're in a bit if a spot and have little option I guess. Plus, they're probably just grateful they no longer have to put up with Van Gaal.
 

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You think calling a journo fat is worse than the whole Eva Carneiro debacle?
And wouldn't you rather have a winner that everyone liked than someone everyone hates? Though I don't hate him myself I just think he got a little tiresome this season.

Yes, I think being ridiculed among your peers about your appearance and that becoming public is worse than the Eva shite.

It doesn't really matter if other fans like anything about your club. Fans are always looking for ways to undermine other clubs.

Is calling a sports journalist 'fat' worse than gouging someone's eye, or publicly humiliating medical staff who were just doing their job? I really don't think you're being *entirely* objective. But you've picked your side and you'd better stick to it now I spose.

"Gouge"? You're not exactly objective yourself.
 
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Yes, I think being ridiculed among your peers about your appearance and that becoming public is worse than the Eva shite.
With all due respect I think that's completely ridiculous.

Anyone else agree with him?

It doesn't really matter if other fans like anything about your club. Fans are always looking for ways to undermine other clubs.
It's not about other fans liking your club. It's about representatives of your club not dragging your club's name through the dirt. Would you have been happy with the Suarez or Terry racism imbroglios to have happened at your club?

'Yes if we win'. lol

"Gouge"? You're not exactly objective yourself.
http://www.marca.com/2013/06/29/en/football/barcelona/1372530918.html

I'm probably not objective, but in fairness that is the parlance generally used to describe the incident. Wasn't even thinking about it when I said it.
 

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Can't we simply agree that Ferguson and Mourinho are both classless c***?
 

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Fergie was in a class of his own, if that's what you mean.
 

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With all due respect I think that's completely ridiculous.

Anyone else agree with him?


It's not about other fans liking your club. It's about representatives of your club not dragging your club's name through the dirt. Would you have been happy with the Suarez or Terry racism imbroglios to have happened at your club?

'Yes if we win'. lol


http://www.marca.com/2013/06/29/en/football/barcelona/1372530918.html

I'm probably not objective, but in fairness that is the parlance generally used to describe the incident. Wasn't even thinking about it when I said it.

They're both horrible acts. Arguing the toss which one is worse is irrelevant.

He's not done anything here yet. Obviously if he does something reprehensible and illegal like Suarez and Terry I'd want him out, but he's never done anything like that. People used to call Ferguson the biggest bully in football, it really doesn't matter if people think Mourinho is a prick, which he is.

Parlance that papers use to sensationalise.
 
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How many of you would want him at your club though?

I be happy with Neil Warnock going to Bristol City let alone Mourhino
 

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How many of you would want him at your club though?

I be happy with Neil Warnock going to Bristol City let alone Mourhino
It's possible I won't be taken at my word for this, but I would fucking hate it.
 

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Arsenal fans' hatred of Mourinho is understandable, if I supported Arsenal I'd hate him too.
 

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I wouldn't want him here either. Not unless we only came 2nd in the prem and got knocked out in the CL semis by some shit like Monaco.
 
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It's appalling. He's had a good season with a let's face it, at best mediocre team, won a cup and qualified for Europe. The Europa league is the best it's going to be for MUFC during the rebuilding process. He's a proven winner, built up youth. What has Morinihou ever done to show his worth besides argue with owners.
 

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On another note, should we expect this guy in a Utd shirt next season?

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He likes Mourinho and Mourinho likes him. He's a winner, he's free (well technically free), he's an immediate solution to any strike issues which leaves Mourinho the ability to focus his attention elsewhere. And also the last ageing Swede Utd got up front was fucking awesome.
If Rooney's on 250k, what's Ibra gonna need?
 

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It's appalling. He's had a good season with a let's face it, at best mediocre team, won a cup and qualified for Europe. The Europa league is the best it's going to be for MUFC during the rebuilding process. He's a proven winner, built up youth. What has Morinihou ever done to show his worth besides argue with owners.

Fergie would of won this season
 

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Morinihou has no track record, always fails. So getting Fergie back in would be a better idea, maybe as a DOF

They have the players LVG just doesn't get the prem.

Saying Mourhino won't be able to win the league is disrespectful to his achievements & the rebuild isn't even that big a job.

The squad isn't mediocre it's the tactics being used and the formation.
 
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It's appalling. He's had a good season with a let's face it, at best mediocre team, won a cup and qualified for Europe. The Europa league is the best it's going to be for MUFC during the rebuilding process. He's a proven winner, built up youth. What has Morinihou ever done to show his worth besides argue with owners.

I know you're wumming, but this astounded me...

Portuguese Primera Liga: 2 (Porto 02/03, 03/04)
Taca de Portugal: 1 (Porto 02/03)
Supertaca: 1 (Porto 03/04)
Champions League: 2 (Porto 03/04, Inter 09/10)
UEFA Cup: 1 (Porto 02/03)
Premier League: 3 (Chelsea 04/05, 05/06, 14/15)
FA Cup: 1 (Chelsea 06/07)
League Cup: 3 (Chelsea 04/05, 06/07, 14/15)
Community Shield: 1 (05/06)
Serie A: 2 (Inter 08/09, 09/10)
Coppa Italia: 1 (Inter 09/10)
Supercoppa de Italia: 1 (Inter 08/09)
La Liga: 1 (Real 11/12)
Copa Del Ray: 1 (Real 10/11)
Supercoppa De Espana: 1 (Real 12/13)

A pretty impressive CV, no?

Honestly, there's wumming, then there's stupidity, I am still deciding which category you fall into. 22 trophies in 16 years of management...
 

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It's possible I won't be taken at my word for this, but I would fucking hate it.
You wouldn't take Mourinho over Wenger? Mourinho has won six league titles since Wenger last won one.
 
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I know you're wumming, but this astounded me...

Portuguese Primera Liga: 2 (Porto 02/03, 03/04)
Taca de Portugal: 1 (Porto 02/03)
Supertaca: 1 (Porto 03/04)
Champions League: 2 (Porto 03/04, Inter 09/10)
Premier League: 3 (Chelsea 04/05, 05/06, 14/15)
FA Cup: 1 (Chelsea 06/07)
League Cup: 3 (Chelsea 04/05, 06/07, 14/15)
Community Shield: 1 (05/06)
Serie A: 2 (Inter 08/09, 09/10)
Coppa Italia: 1 (Inter 09/10)
Supercoppa de Italia: 1 (Inter 08/09)
La Liga: 1 (Real 11/12)
Copa Del Ray: 1 (Real 10/11)
Supercoppa De Espana: 1 (Real 12/13)

A pretty impressive CV, no?

Honestly, there's wumming, then there's stupidity, I am still deciding which category you fall into. 21 trophies in 16 years of management...

Wumming? What's that?

I may be completely wrong, and hop air am as I have a soft spot for MUFC, but it's Justin opinion, it's fine to disagree.
 
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Wumming? What's that?

I may be completely wrong, and hop air am as I have a soft spot for MUFC, but it's Justin opinion, it's fine to disagree.
Are you just bashing your head on a smartphone keyboard to construct your replies?
 
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They're opinions, like I said, Man Utd are my favourite Oremier League team, I want them to be back up high again but I don't think JM is the way forward. It's like getting with someone you hate's ex girlfriend, sloppy seconds
 

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You wouldn't take Mourinho over Wenger? Mourinho has won six league titles since Wenger last won one.
Nah, but I have Stockholm syndrome tbf.

(JimJams mate, you can do a joke about Muse here if you like)
 
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They're opinions, like I said, Man Utd are my favourite Oremier League team, I want them to be back up high again but I don't think JM is the way forward. It's like getting with someone you hate's ex girlfriend, sloppy seconds

Dunno, I'd find stealing someone I hate's missus incredibly amusing and satisfying, but again the question about bashing your head on a smartphone keyboard stands...
 

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