Operations, what is the worst you have had?

[The Mustard Tiger]

It was indeed. The surgeon got a good tip at the end.

 

[Skinner]

Well atleast he didn't shaft you

 

[TractorBoys]

Had both my ankles broken via planned surgery when I was 13 to relieve pain reset my stance. It was never really noticeable to anybody else but caused a significant amount of pain for me (my brother had the same) so we decided to go ahead with surgery.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Only had my appendix removed, not a pleasant experience... Started off keyhole then they realised it was burst so turned into open surgery, can see the original incision, then it goes a bit wonky where they had to completely open me up. I was apparently about 24 hours away from death by the time we got into A&E, pumped full of antibiotics and emergency operation morning after.

Then 2 weeks later the wound got infected and started oozing brown crap, never smelt anything so vile in my life. All good fun, eh?

 

[Stevencc]

I was kicked in the bollocks when I was at infant school and had a hernia - I don't remember much about the operation but it's the only one I've had so far. The main thing I remember is getting loads of those Hasbro WWF figures from relatives and people who felt sorry for me and my testicles.

 

[Leo]

Only had my appendix removed, not a pleasant experience... Started off keyhole then they realised it was burst so turned into open surgery, can see the original incision, then it goes a bit wonky where they had to completely open me up. I was apparently about 24 hours away from death by the time we got into A&E, pumped full of antibiotics and emergency operation morning after.

Then 2 weeks later the wound got infected and started oozing brown crap, never smelt anything so vile in my life. All good fun, eh?

But it made a MAN of you Jase....Stand proud...you now run SHEEP A Forum game!

 

[johnnytodd]

I was kicked in the bollocks when I was at infant school and had a hernia - I don't remember much about the operation but it's the only one I've had so far. The main thing I remember is getting loads of those Hasbro WWF figures from relatives and people who felt sorry for me and my testicles.

Did she get expelled?

 

[Stevencc]

No, she still teaches there.

 

[Leo]

 

[Habbinalan]

I've had my share of hospital visits over the years.

I've got a 4 inch scar on my lower spine (2 disc operations, 10 yrs apart, the latter an emergency in La Coruña). It lines up nicely with a 2 inch scar just below my belly button (I won't gross you out with the details).

Should I need to distract or entertain small nephews or nieces who were becoming a pain, I had a story that involved being impaled on a steel spike and had to be cut free by the fire brigade. I could string it out for ages.....and when they doubted my word, I had the scars as proof.

 

[johnnytodd]

I've had my share of hospital visits over the years.

I've got a 4 inch scar on my lower spine (2 disc operations, 10 yrs apart, the latter an emergency in La Coruña). It lines up nicely with a 2 inch scar just below my belly button (I won't gross you out with the details).

Should I need to distract or entertain small nephews or nieces who were becoming a pain, I had a story that involved being impaled on a steel spike and had to be cut free by the fire brigade. I could string it out for ages.....and when they doubted my word, I had the scars as proof.

hell of a cover story tbf

 

[Full of Gas]

Twisted my knee playing 5 a-side in goal, hurt like hell when it happened but never went to have it looked at (good old self diagnosis), left it for a couple of years (whilst continuing to try & play football which made it worse), I finally saw a knee specialist who, after having a scan on said knee, told me i'd ruptured my ACL & it was hanging on by a thread.

So they removed what was left of my cruciate ligament & replaced it with some tendons from my hamstring, I was back playing football within 10 months. That was over 4 years ago & not had a problem with it since (touch wood!).

Also had a minor op on my left middle finger after breaking it (again playing in goal), had a pin put in my finger for about 6-8 weeks whilst it healed.