Things We Hate

[HertsWolf]

Why ze fuck would you want ham & cheese with a croissant? All new levels of wrong is that.

Fucking love it. Bigger 'wrong on all levels' is why I would think that the barristers at Starbucks, or whatever the fuckity-feck the loss-making charity Starbucks call their staff, could manage the three-stage process of splitting a croissant and slipping a bit of ham and a bit of cheese in between the luscious, sumptuous doughy mix.

 

[HertsWolf]

Andy d'Urso sounds like a branded cleaning product.

 

[TomPNE94]

Fucking love it. Bigger 'wrong on all levels' is why I would think that the barristers at Starbucks, or whatever the fuckity-feck the loss-making charity Starbucks call their staff, could manage the three-stage process of splitting a croissant and slipping a bit of ham and a bit of cheese in between the luscious, sumptuous doughy mix.

Oh my days, that was one of the funniest moments ever on the other forum, that whole argument was hilarious. Any idea what thread it was so I can find it??

 

[mowgli]

Has D'Urso ever put in a decent performance?

Not when i've seen him for Wycombe games or for other teams on The Football League Show either, he seems to make poor errors every game.

 

[HertsWolf]

Oh my days, that was one of the funniest moments ever on the other forum, that whole argument was hilarious. Any idea what thread it was so I can find it??

There were loads of Starbucks discussions. Which one?

 

[TomPNE94]

There were loads of Starbucks discussions. Which one?

The one where SERNWA called them barristers and you took the piss for ages and he didn't understand why

 

[Destruction]

The one where SERNWA called them barristers and you took the piss for ages and he didn't understand why

I managed to get Red once with that - https://twitter.com/1_footballforum/status/431065138951909376

 

[TomPNE94]

I managed to get Red once with that - https://twitter.com/1_footballforum/status/431065138951909376

Oh, maybe that is what I was thinking of

Don't think it is though

 

[HertsWolf]

The one where SERNWA called them barristers and you took the piss for ages and he didn't understand why

I think so many people took the piss out of SERNWA that it's difficult remembering even a fraction of them.

 

[HertsWolf]

Oh, maybe that is what I was thinking of

Probably. Because I have no idea of the difference between a barrista and a barrister. Is that like the difference between being gangsta and being gangster? I think being gangsta is chillaxing with your posse in a Harvester Inn while tweeting edgy pics of John Smith's Extra Cold.

 

[TomPNE94]

Probably. Because I have no idea of the difference between a barrista and a barrister. Is that like the difference between being gangsta and being gangster? I think being gangsta is chillaxing with your posse in a Harvester Inn while tweeting edgy pics of John Smith's Extra Cold.

Can't tell if you're taking the piss or not..

Barrista - coffee maker in starbucks
Barrister - a legal profession

 

[HertsWolf]

Can't tell if you're taking the piss or not..

Barrista - coffee maker in starbucks
Barrister - a legal profession

Thanks for that.

So where does a motorway crash barrister fit in?

 

[blade1889]

Thanks for that.

So where does a motorway crash barrister fit in?

time to get a new barrister?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

The Ladbrokes advert.

Who'd win in a fight? The Ladbrokes lads or the Jacamo gang. (The Jacamo gang doesnt include Freddy Flintoff)

 

[Dave-Vale]

Ray Winstone would smash all of those Ladbrokes boys and all of the Jacamo punks.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'm glad.

Unfortunately there's still a page 1-2 and 4-End to eliminate, so some way to go yet.

It's a shit paper throughout really, but that was the only thing that made it flick-worthy.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Doesn't the Star have a page 3 still though?

 

[SALTIRE]

Doesn't the Star have a page 3 still though?

Considering all they do is go on about reality telly and Jordan, then yeah they probably do. That paper is the lowest of the low though; heck even the old Daily Sport had better journalistic integrity than that steaming pile of horse shit.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Ha. I only know from when I had to do the paper returns in my old job, never actually knew before that.

 

[Magic]

Trying to have a shit when people are wandering around outside the door.

 

[Van Der Graaf]

More info needed. Too high or too low?

Significantly low. 3/10.

 

[Richard Cranium]

January dryathalon!

 

[Bobbin']

Rucksacks/backpacks whatever. More specifically, the twats who wear them on trains.

 

[silkyman]

People who use their phone on the speaker.

Just because they do it on The Apprentice doesn't make you look any less of a c***.

 

[Smudge]

Having to get up at the crack of dawn on my morning off to wait for a parcel...that isnt even mine!

 

[Renegade]

Rucksacks/backpacks whatever. More specifically, the twats who wear them on trains.

 

[Deuce_Bigalow]

Rucksacks/backpacks whatever. More specifically, the twats who wear them on trains.

 

[blade1889]

Rucksacks/backpacks whatever. More specifically, the twats who wear them on trains.

the ones that then swing round clearing everyone within a 1meter radius of them as people duck and dive out of the way of their unassuming weapon, what's even more annoying is the insular arseholes who don't even realise they've done it. Or the ones that look at you as if to say "no man gets in the way of a backpack and its prey".

 

[silkyman]

Ditto umbrellas that take your eye out.

 

[Bobbin']

the ones that then swing round clearing everyone within a 1meter radius of them as people duck and dive out of the way of their unassuming weapon, what's even more annoying is the insular arseholes who don't even realise they've done it. Or the ones that look at you as if to say "no man gets in the way of a backpack and its prey".

Exactly this.

Why is it such a hardship to take it off and put it between your feet thus not smacking people in the face and/or making room for an extra person to get on the train.