Non-League TV Shows

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The League of Minstermen: A fly-on-the-wall documentary following York City and their troubles in the National League. Episode 1 centres on the club shop with employees Tubs and Edward not appreciating non-locals browsing their wares.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The Great British Lake Off: After a month of rain falling in a few days, Braintree and Gateshead have a competition to see who can get the biggest lake on their pitch.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

CureNation Street: Follow Jamie Cureton as he impresses at Farnborough and tries to force a move to a better club to continue his aim to play for a club in every county of the country.

 

[Sparrow]

Great British Bake Off
Judges Kidderminster Harriers scour the country for Non-League football's finest delicacies.

 

[Aberstone]

Trollied

A short series observing the daily habits of footballers who have reached levels of alcoholism. In episode 1 we follow Lee Fowler's quest to overcome an addiction of Scrumpy Jack and cheap Vodka.

 

[Aberstone]

Traveller

Life's not easy being a late 30s striker in the non-league game. In this true underdog story, can Jefferson Louis attempt to find himself another football club?

 

[StagsForLife]

The Ex Factor

A documentary following Exodus Geohaghon in his persuit to steal money from yet another club.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Howard of Halifax: A New Era for the Shaymen
An ex-national treasure must work his way back up to the top. Following their relegation from the VNL, can Howard use his expertise on financial planning and advertising to take Halifax back to where they belong?

 

[Bluandwite]

Top of The Cops

Follow the adventures of North Wales and Cheshire Police forces of policing a Non-League Football Game, starring Wrexham AFC and Chester FC.

Goodnight Meatheart

Documentary in to the policing of a meat ban at Forest Green Rovers Football Club. Following stewards in their attempts to prevent desperate supporters smuggling in half time pies.

Are You Being Burred?

One off special of Steve Burr’s finest moments, 18+ due to the possibility of bikini clad women reflecting in designer sunglasses.

 

[McMark]

One Born Every Minute
Tonight we show how Dale Vince plans to artificially populate his proposed new stadium.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Red Dwarf: Fat Sean Geddes runs about for five minutes

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Southport Boyard: A gameshow where a fat Scouser with massive moobs leads a group of contestants around Southport trying to win money off Paul McCartney. Tasks include repairing a clapped out old lawnmower in the lawnmower museum, trying to find one person enjoying themselves at Pleasureland and predicting in which month (or indeed year) Southport's next win will come.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Dale's Supermarket Sweep: Since banning meat, new, innovative burgers need to be introduced at Forest Green. In this series, teams of contestants try to make the tastiest, healthiest, most-vegetarian burger possible by only using ingredients swept from a supermarket floor.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

TellyTubbsy Compilation of the much-travelled Rovers striker's greatest games on the box. The new stadium design fits the CBeebies format perfectly.

 

[The_Boss]

Question of S-Port
Diddy David Coleman makes a return as guest host of this one off special episode. Team captains Steve Burr and Liam Watson go head to head in a series of rounds ranging from "how many stands should we give Tranmere this year" to the famous buzzer round, hit the buzzer everytime a manager gets sacked. Filmed in front of a very small live studio audience.

 

[Habbinalan]

Reverting to 80s Police TV dramas

Miami Vince
Tubbs teams up with a new brazilian Craque(tt) to bring glamour, fast cars and shoulder pads to crime solving in sunny Nailsworth, as Forest Green revert to part-time football.

Hill Street Blues
Hednesford Town allow the cameras into Keys Park to hear the final words of encouragement from new management team Phil Esterhaus jr and Stan Jablonski jr before each match.

Once again we hear the rousing "Let's be careful out there." "Let's do it to them before they do it to us." and of course, as they go out of the changing room door: "Just one more thing......."

Most memorable episode features a melee in their FA Trophy tie against Metropolitan Police. Referee (and policeman) Daniel Hanna reacts badly to advice from the sidelines: "Book 'em Danno...."

 

[Sparrow]

Mission Impossible
Jon McCarthy must save Chester FC (and the world) by infiltrating Boreham Wood's high-security stadium in order to provide Blues Live radio coverage.

 

[McMark]

Mutiny on the County
How a once great clubs sad demise is halted by a supporters revolt. The supporters bring in A Mr Cunard as chairman who immediately declares the club unsinkable!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Judge Flinders: A bloopers show of goalkeeping errors hosted by Scott Flinders dressed up as a judge. He gives his comments in an overly camp style.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

South Port
Animation following delinquent children in a bleak and desolate town.

 

[The_Boss]

Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away
Follow bailiffs around the country from the north east to the south coast via a small village in Gloucestershire where locals have been spending well beyond their means and have now found themselves on hard times. Will the enforcement officers be able to agree payments for all debts remaining after businesses go bust, or will they have to load their vans with the left over players no longer getting their four figure weekly wages, to sell on at auction.

 

[Chris FGR]

Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away
Follow bailiffs around the country from the north east to the south coast via a small village in Gloucestershire where locals have been spending well beyond their means and have now found themselves on hard times.

Newcastle, Portsmouth and Brimscombe & Thrupp in trouble then?

 

[Pablosammy]

(Are you) Blind mate

Here, fans take it in turns to quiz three visually-impaired contestants looking to secure their Vanarama national league refereeing qualifications.

Narrated by an abusive Gary Brabin pacing aggressively in a small technical area at the edge of the stage.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Luke Rodgers in the 25th Century

A sensible training regime, lots of yoghurt and a mysterious brass lamp allows the former Shrewsbury, Crewe and Rovers frontman to enjoy an astonishingly long career..

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

NeighBores: With more zeroes than JK Rowling's bank balance, watch Wrexham try to keep their long-suffering fans awake during matches as the inevitably of another 0-0 becomes apparent.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

 

[AmbiguousBon]

How do you solve a problem like Maamria?

After another poor start to the season the Southport board turn to the general public for help, as managerial candidates battle it out to recreate the Tunisian's heroics of last campaign.