Non-League TV Shows

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The One Show: Guiseley try to avoid the drop by only gaining points through draws. It sounds a tough challenge. Listen to some washed-up ex-Blue Peter presenters tell the story.

 

[Murphy]

Zimmerdale

ITV catches up with Forest Green chairman Dale Vince every seven years as the millionaire attempts to get FGR out of the Conference for the 21st, 28th and 35th years of his ownership.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Imp My Ride: Two teams compete. One has a clapped-out old banger that needs to be done up and compete in a race, the other needs to take a manual labourer and turn them in to a semi-competent striker, they have a month, who will succeed?

 

[Son of Cod]

An Idiot Abroad
ChrisFGR goes abroad.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

An Idiot Abroad
ChrisFGR goes abroad.

Posted from Korea I see

 

[Son of Cod]

Posted from Korea I see

Republic of Korea, League 2 Province.

 

[Sparrow]

Eggheads
Special guest Danny Cowley aims to prove just how good AND clever he is.

 

[PaulHaddock]

15 to 1
The non-leagues top researchers have concluded that 15 players are better 1 in a game of football. Clem will ref.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Part-Time Team

Tony Robinson finds an interesting old ruin in a historic coastal town. In next week's episode he'll see if anything can be dug out of the mud at Braintree.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Ecrofdnuorg: In a reversal to the usual format, Braintree have a few days to turn a beautiful, grass surface in to a muddy, unplayable mess. Charlie Dimmock narrates.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Look North Ferriby: Harry Gration is let loose in the Yorkshire Countryside and armed with only a map and £5, he has to find his way to North Ferriby. Is it north, east, south, west? No sod knows.

 

[LeWhites]

Antiques Road Trip
Eastleigh and Forest Green chairmen travel the country in search of overpaid has been footballers.

Cowley's Real Deal
Lincoln City manager throws his toys out of the pram after a series of unsuccessful attempts to buy the best player in non-league football for a fraction of his true value.

Kirsty and Phil: Love It Or List It
Eastleigh's Stewart Donald wishes to sell Eastleigh to focus on his true love, Oxford United. Can the Eastleigh supporters persuade him to stay?

 

[LeWhites]

Matt and Steve's Saturday Night Takeaway
Matt Rhead and Steve McNulty attempt to consume their wages worth of takeaway on the team coach

 

[Murphy]

Watchbog

Matt Allright travels around the depths of the Conference looking at state of non-league toilets. Will Sutton upgrade from portakabins? Can North Ferriby afford hot water in their taps? And will York City ever upgrade their piss-cave by the away end?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Watchbog

Matt Allright travels around the depths of the Conference looking at state of non-league toilets. Will Sutton upgrade from portakabins? Can North Ferriby afford hot water in their taps? And will York City ever upgrade their piss-cave by the away end?

Ha - excellent

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Made in Eastleigh
Rich numpties.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Through Torquay Hole: Loyd Grossman spends a glorious week down on the Devon coast visiting Torquay United. Nothing interesting happens nor is there any plot but the pun was there to be had.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

The Clangers Weekly review of defensive highlights from the league. Adam Virgo is the Soup Dragon.

 

[B2TF]

Enemadale
The story of a shit named Dale. Dale runs a pub team out in the country. It's miles from anywhere but it makes Dale quite a big fish in a tiny pond. Even though his pub team doesn't have any fans, the locals think Dale is dead sophisticated because he only eats carrots and stuff. They're too stupid to mind that Dale makes them eat carrots too, and anyway they just want to chew on Dale's dong. Dale used to live on the dole but he found another way to milk the tax payer while making it look as though he's a financial wizard and still not having to do any work. Dale throws all his money at his pub team but they're still shit. Dale's ex wife sees this and thinks, if he's got money to throw down the toilet, he's got money to give to me and she sues the living daylights out of Dale. Dale doesn't like that but it gives everybody else a good laugh. Tune in now because in all honesty, this story doesn't really have the legs for a second series.

 

[Chris FGR]

Enemadale
The story of a shit named Dale. Dale runs a pub team out in the country. It's miles from anywhere but it makes Dale quite a big fish in a tiny pond. Even though his pub team doesn't have any fans, the locals think Dale is dead sophisticated because he only eats carrots and stuff. They're too stupid to mind that Dale makes them eat carrots too, and anyway they just want to chew on Dale's dong. Dale used to live on the dole but he found another way to milk the tax payer while making it look as though he's a financial wizard and still not having to do any work. Dale throws all his money at his pub team but they're still shit. Dale's ex wife sees this and thinks, if he's got money to throw down the toilet, he's got money to give to me and she sues the living daylights out of Dale. Dale doesn't like that but it gives everybody else a good laugh. Tune in now because in all honesty, this story doesn't really have the legs for a second series.

Sounds good, I'd watch it.

 

[Greenacres]

The X-Factor - Former Football League clubs belt out their familiar and favourite tunes in an attempt to win a place back where they once belonged.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Woking 9-5
Dolly Parton grills Sparrow and co as to how the volunteers at Woking will survive on £50 a week in 2017.

 

[Bendubz]

Dale or no Dale:

Documentary following the story of Dale Vince and his fruitless attempts to get Forest Green into the Football League. Will he manage it? Will the new vegan diet help results? Or would FGR have been better off without Mr Vince?

 

[eightiesrobin]

No-one done a Neil Young show yet?

 

[eightiesrobin]

Imp My Ride: Two teams compete. One has a clapped-out old banger that needs to be done up and compete in a race, the other needs to take a manual labourer and turn them in to a semi-competent striker, they have a month, who will succeed?

Gets a like for the title alone

 

[Silver Stone]

Dorridge
Prison comedy set in Solihull, with the Moors/Motors gag being overplayed each episode.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Lost

Fly-on-the-wall cameras watch Dave Hockaday assess his next opponents and pick a team.

 

[Chris FGR]

An Idiot Abroad
ChrisFGR goes abroad.

Ofcom would blow up with the amount of complaints they'd get if any footage of some of my trips abroad somehow got on telly.

 

[eightiesrobin]

Britain's Best Ever non-league winger

Bog standard countdown show of the best ever wingers in non-league, from 100 down to Nicky Clee

 

[FGRJC]

Britain's Best Ever non-league winger

Bog standard countdown show of the best ever wingers in non-league, from 100 down to Nicky Clee

Would pay just to see number 1