The Bury summer signing uberthread. WARNING - Contains tinpot material

[kill knill volume 2]

Gemma is just eye candy in our new state of play.
Lisa stepped down the day she voiced left wing propoganda....we are now a Republic...the only queens we use would not excite you #paddysgoose

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[B.F.C.]

Gemma is the absolute bifters!
I'm even contemplating becoming an Emmerdale Farm fan!



I did say 'contemplating' !!

 

[stevie_howard]

So yes, being the tit I am I'm flying back for the Radcliffe piss up.

I can't wait for the Oldum game ... hopefully have a chance to stick it to their IRA supporting manager.

 

[4froale]

So yes, being the tit I am I'm flying back for the Radcliffe piss up.

I can't wait for the Oldum game ... hopefully have a chance to stick it to their IRA supporting manager.

One of my favourite away days last time we played your lot.

 

[kill knill volume 2]

Only because you won..avoided relegation...and got a free bus home.

You brought a decent following and our then club management were caughr with their pants down...

Still annoys me that on the spot management of the crowd could not have been applied.

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[stevie_howard]

It wasn't like we needed the money...

 

[stevie_howard]

1-0 win at Macc last night (Clarke). I will be out at 0900 on Sat ... usual departure point for those who want to join.

 

[stevie_howard]

Well, that's the best away trip of the season done. Was very err civilised.

 

[4froale]

2800 tickets we've been given for you lot' which stand would that be?????

 

[T.A]

2800 tickets we've been given for you lot' which stand would that be?????

Cemetery end and part of the main Stand!

 

[kill knill volume 2]

Well, that's the best away trip of the season done. Was very err civilised.

Chortle...obliteration and a nice k ranch boogie

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[4froale]

How did captain crab do on Saturday?

 

[Ovenbaked]

How did captain crab do on Saturday?

looked decent, if signed (I think he will be) I can see him being back up personally but would be a decent calming figure in the middle he doesn't look a rushed type of player at all which I like.

 

[4froale]

He is okay, that's about it. The fact that he has been relegated from the championship, then had trials in the championship but not been offered deals speaks volumes for me. Maybe im just bitter at the way he left.

 

[T.A]

I really don't think another CM is a priority.

 

[McShambles]

I've written my squad review for this site if anyone is interested:

http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?xfa-blog-entry/bury-squad-review-2015-2016.84/

 

[stevie_howard]

Going OK so far ...

 

[4froale]

Flitcroft is doing such a good job with that ''bottom 4 budget'' he has.

 

[T.A]

Flitcroft is doing such a good job with that ''bottom 4 budget'' he has.

He utters this sort of bull on a weekly basis. The scary thing is I think he believes in what he is saying.

 

[stevie_howard]

People used to think Blackwell spouted some bullshit ... Flitcroft takes it to another level. Just who does he think he is kidding. All he has achieved is to make himself look a complete prat.

 

[stevie_howard]

Another goalkeeper brought in as Tyrone returns from a 15 year spell on Coronation Street.

 

[King Kev]

Hi Chaps, King Kev here, great to see that I am not blamed for the fiasco of the 2012/2013 season. Can't help but wonder how much better Bury would be doing had I stayed in charge.

 

[stevie_howard]

We certainly wouldn't be tumbling down the league like we are at present.

King Kev ... a real hero ... a man you could have a pint with ... unlike the idiot Flitcroft.

 

[stevie_howard]

What was your favourite King Kev moment?

 

[King Kev]

Tough one, hmmmm, inheriting the dregs of garbage left over from Barker's team was soul destroying. So I would say making it clear to the Bury FC faithful that I had inherited a garbage squad in my second post match interview was a good moment. Most Bury fans with half a brain knew I was correct and supported my ruthless but necessary dismantling of the squad.

Releasing Lenny cos he was conference north standard

The fans forum was good, all those stupid fans who had hid behind the club MB who had slagged me off behind my back didn't show any bottle to say things to my face. Personal victory for King Kev that one.

Hearing one fan ask a great question as to whether I would have kept Shirty on as assistant if I had the choice was another great moment. It was good to know that all the fans knew what an incompetent assistant I was lumbered with. I believe the idiot who messed up on the beer that night was very upset by this as he loved shirtliffter.

 

[King Kev]

Let us not forget the greatest moment of all though, the moment when the news broke through that the club had been taken over and that meant that I had successfully saved Bury Football Club.

 

[stevie_howard]

One personal favourite has to be the fist pump you gave me and Irish John after our sensational 2-2 draw at promotion chasing Brentford.

 

[stevie_howard]

No match today due to TV commitments. Kev would have told BT Sport where to shove their TV game so as to maximise the piss up potential for the fans.

 

[King Kev]

One personal favourite has to be the fist pump you gave me and Irish John after our sensational 2-2 draw at promotion chasing Brentford.

I remember that, great moment and a great performance from Soares that day. Like the way people like to forget that it was me who signed Soares. If memory serves you were the same chap who approached me after the sale of Skarz when all the idiots were having a go at me. I literally had no idea what else they expected.

 

[stevie_howard]

There was talk on the **** board the other day about your fabulous 15-0 win away at St. Blazey. Perhaps only now they are realising what they are missing?