The Bury summer signing uberthread. WARNING - Contains tinpot material

[King Kev]

There was talk on the **** board the other day about your fabulous 15-0 win away at St. Blazey. Perhaps only now they are realising what they are missing?

What a great day that was, remember the fans chanted my name after that. There was of course the scorching hot day at Radcliffe where I held to the tradition of taking our first team squad there (unlike certain managers since) and we played poorly but still ground out a fantastic 2-1 win with two late goals completing the turnaround. One very nice supporter shook my hand after the game and offered his support saying he had supported me throughout the previous season, I already knew that most fans with a brain supported me but this in particular was a nice gesture from the supporter.

 

[King Kev]

The relentless Bury players continued to besiege the St Blazey third and both left back Aiden Chippendale and the menacing Soares both rattled the woodwork after some immaculate and fluent interlinking play.

That above sums up the fantastic performance from that day

 

[stevie_howard]

I underdstand you are in for the Chelsea job. Good luck ... They will be fools not to take you.

 

[King Kev]

I underdstand you are in for the Chelsea job. Good luck ... They will be fools not to take you.

Mind if I use you for a reference? I was going to use the all knowing Bury FC supporter Stef Camps but since hes been barred from the knowsley for being a sex pest I don't think he will make a very good character ref.

 

[stevie_howard]

Hope you had a good Christmas Kev ... shame the boxing day shandy didn't happen!

 

[stevie_howard]

It is an absolute travesty that the clown Flitcroft is still employed by the same bloke who fired you. Absolutely clueless.

 

[darren gregory]

maybe Pope didn't want to notch against us but by god based on the 2 games this season i wouldn't have him back. legs gone, lazy and dis-interested.

 

[valefan16]

maybe Pope didn't want to notch against us but by god based on the 2 games this season i wouldn't have him back. legs gone, lazy and dis-interested.

To be fair we started to see that second half of last season after his injury lay off.

 

[stevie_howard]

Pope plays well with Rose ... hence the 4-0 demolition of Wigan. I don't think they have been paired together since ... which proves what a cock Flitcroft really is. Flitcroft out.

 

[King Kev]

When are you back in Bury Howard? If you give me some dates I will speak to my PA and rearrange some of my scouting trips so that I can manage a trip to Bury for that shandy. I will be scouting at Coventry when Bury visit and will be writing the prologue for my upcoming bestseller if you could proof read it.
In case you or any other posters on here are wondering the book is called 'will there be a footballing rainbow: Kevin Blackwell dreaming of a better brand of football.'

PS the Sex Pest seems to think Dean Saunders might be the next Bury manager after being spotted at Vale Park. If you see Mr Day tell him I am always interested in a return to the club that I saved and I would be a much better appointment than Saunders.

As a side note I don't believe that shambles at Vale Park is anything to measure any Bury players on. The midfield was a joke.

 

[stevie_howard]

Hoping to make the Bradford cup game Kev ... dependant on reports from the Fleetwood game.

 

[King Kev]

Hoping to make the Bradford cup game Kev ... dependant on reports from the Fleetwood game.

Talking seriously if we lose next Saturday I want him gone.
Back to business I have cleared next Saturday with my PA so hope to see you. Regarding those idiots on **** central declaring your not a real fan ask how many of them stuck with the club and manager during my tenure with the club close to going bust. Didn't see many knocking about then. Idiots

 

[UTS]

Have we signed anyone yet

 

[stevie_howard]

Just done a quick comparison of your time in charge Kev against that of the fat plonker:
Since start of October '15:
- 14 league games, 14 points

In the same time frame starting Oct '12:
- 17 league games, 17 points.

 

[King Kev]

Very disappointed in you Howard you still haven't rammed the home and away support fact down the ra rahs throats yet. All these people claiming Bury fans who criticise DF are not real fans are probably the same idiots who were boycotting the club because they didn't like my winning brand during the 12/13 season. Before anyone says anything it was winning prior to the transfer embargo as SH proves with his statistics above.

DF has Futcher as his assistant, whilst Futch was a huge help whilst on my coaching staff he was not my assistant. In fact I had a great assistant lined up to come in when I took over before Fenton informed me there wasnt the money to make such changes. Thus I was lumbered with the blithering idiot Peter Shirtliff. A man partially responsible for the mess the club was in when I arrived. I hope Mr Supporter Liasion officer does read this he will probably cry as Shirtliff was a great Bury manager according to him.

 

[stevie_howard]

Oh yes, I remember Mr Supporter Liasion officer proudly declaring that we had dominated a 0-2 home defeat to Notts County ... when in fact they had pissed all over us and made us look as amateur as we were. But it was fine because we had 60% possession, sadly we didn't have a shot on fucking goal!

 

[Camborne Gills]

The same St Blazey that are bottom of the South West Peninsular League with a GD of -47?

 

[King Kev]

Oh yes, I remember Mr Supporter Liasion officer proudly declaring that we had dominated a 0-2 home defeat to Notts County ... when in fact they had pissed all over us and made us look as amateur as we were. But it was fine because we had 60% possession, sadly we didn't have a shot on fucking goal!

Was sat in the stands that day making notes and was justly appalled by the garbage on display. Most Bury fans with any sense would have left at half time and gone to the pub (assuming that idiot Slider didn't try and stop them) as it was clear Bury wouldn't score in a month of Sundays. I was that bored watching it as a perspective future Bury manager that I went home and drunk a very large Napoleon Brandy to help me forget.

 

[King Kev]

The same St Blazey that are bottom of the South West Peninsular League with a GD of -47?

The slide started after my Bury side tore them apart. I was told they were the pride or the Devon/Cornwall area hence me deciding to take my team there. Can't use their form this season to take away from what I achieved that day.

 

[Camborne Gills]

When was this? Because they have been struggling for quite a while now, granted they were a decent side about 10 years ago.

 

[UTS]

Why bring a pre season result from 3 years ago up now?? And what does it matter

 

[King Kev]

It was during the heatwave of 2013 and can you both give me credit where credit is due. Regardless of opposition winning 15-0 is a big achievement and an achievement that I didn't receive enough credit for.

 

[stevie_howard]

If Flitcroft had been in charge we would have gone 1 up ... only to sit back and lose 2-1. Blacky deserves all the credit in the world for that day. To be sacked only months after is still one of the biggest miscarriages of justice I have ever seen.

 

[King Kev]

If Flitcroft had been in charge we would have gone 1 up ... only to sit back and lose 2-1. Blacky deserves all the credit in the world for that day. To be sacked only months after is still one of the biggest miscarriages of justice I have ever seen.

ANDDDDD twenty odd year old virgin Shaker Ryan would still defend Flitcroft and the performance.

Re the Gillingham fan and UTS I do not have to justify myself or my achievements, I have done very well out of the game.

 

[stevie_howard]

Not to mention some of the England stars you developed Kev ... James Milner would be nowhere without your example.

 

[King Kev]

Not to mention some of the England stars you developed Kev ... James Milner would be nowhere without your example.

You may know better than me but didn't I give Lennon his big break as well

 

[T.A]

Another keeper signing today or tomorrow according to the Bury Times.

 

[King Kev]

Sex pest tweeted my fan page and claims Lowe set to be back in the team. Hope he isn't lying.

PS Howard aside from bringing Milner through what about the promotion I achieved at Barnet?

 

[stevie_howard]

Add that to the promotion you won Bury last season DESPITE not even being at the club. It was your core of players, Cameron, Soares, Mayor who made the difference ... another sublime achievement.

 

[Robert Molenaar]

Best place to park on Saturday lads?